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    What Does A Race Belvedere Need Most? Bowling Ball-Actuated Active Aerodynamics!

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    Image of TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah
    12/28/08

    In reply to What Does A Race Belvedere Need Most? Bowling Ball-Actuated Active Aerodynamics!
    I want to see this in action. It's wonderfully smart.
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    12/26/08

    In reply to What Does A Race Belvedere Need Most? Bowling Ball-Actuated Active Aerodynamics!
    I suppose I must admit at this point that I'm the one to blame for the choice of actuator weight...
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    12/26/08

    @Murilee Martin: You rule.


    Okay, the entire concept rules. But the bowling ball especially.

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    12/26/08

    @Murilee Martin: Murilee, your predilection for pendulum-derived mechanisms of reward and punishment makes me suspect that you are some long-lost bastard child of Léon Foucault...!
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    12/26/08

    @Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing:

    Specifically, the Ozzy Osbourne Inertial Penalty Horn:

    [jalopnik.com]
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    12/26/08

    In reply to What Does A Race Belvedere Need Most? Bowling Ball-Actuated Active Aerodynamics!
    "So, Jay Ward, Rube Goldberg, and Max and Verda Foster are all sitting in this bar, see, and who should come into the bar but 'Belvedere' Adrian Smith and his pal Murilee Martin.


    "Several beverages and a stack of scribbled-on cocktail napkins later, and they hammer out the engineering details for the Faster Farm's entry in the 2008 24 Hours Of LeMons Arse Freeze-A-Palooza..."

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    12/26/08

    @Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing:

    "Oh, and they all knew the job was dangerous when they took it..."
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    12/26/08

    In reply to What Does A Race Belvedere Need Most? Bowling Ball-Actuated Active Aerodynamics!
    Kudos to Fosters. We don't have them on the right coast, but if we did I would swear to buy only their products from now on.


    As for the car, I don't know which is funnier, the Lebowski-powered wing or the maniacal chicken sfx.


    I also couldn't help but think that a couple of bowling balls would be the right size truck-nuts for this old MoPar.

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    Image of RoninianHoon RoninianHoon
    12/26/08

    In reply to What Does A Race Belvedere Need Most? Bowling Ball-Actuated Active Aerodynamics!
    I hope they have net to catch that bowling ball should the cord snap or get cut in a wreck.
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    12/26/08

    @RoninianHoon: "trunk monkey suicide"


    /would be a dam good band name to

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    12/26/08

    In reply to What Does A Race Belvedere Need Most? Bowling Ball-Actuated Active Aerodynamics!
    Ladies and Gentlemen, let's hear it for Good Old American Knowhow! Earl Anthony meets Hap Sharp.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    12/26/08

    In reply to What Does A Race Belvedere Need Most? Bowling Ball-Actuated Active Aerodynamics!
    BRILLIANT!
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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    12/26/08

    In reply to What Does A Race Belvedere Need Most? Bowling Ball-Actuated Active Aerodynamics!
    This is off topic, but it is worth mentioning in this post nonetheless.


    The Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys (The Index of Effluency contenders with a Peugeot) won't be making it to Thunderhill. Looks like the team captain, and the car were involved in a serious accident on the way to the event. Everyone is fine, if not a little shaken up.


    It looks like the weather has taken it's toll with a lot of teams that were heading to the event from the great Northwest. One can only hope that the remaining teams from Oregon and Washington state have a magnificent time at the race. We should all offer a praise of "well done" for making it there, and hope that the Peugeot Team makes it to a future event, with high expectations of garnering a win (in any category).

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    12/26/08

    @UDMan: Their site with pictures:

    [teamlemon.blogspot.com]
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    Image of solracer solracer
    12/26/08

    @UDMan:

    What was interesting was that the truck was totaled, the trailer was totaled but while a bit banged up the Peugeot drove 30 miles home *and* the Peugeot's roof took the impact of the trailer rolling over without the roll cage taking any of the impact. That's one strong car!


    I tell you it was darn scary (I was in the back seat of the truck) but thankfully none of us were injured which is the most important thing.

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    Image of Armand Armand
    12/26/08

    @solracer: Peugeots are tough, badass cars driven by tough, badass people. Had the 505 been towing the truck, all would have been well.

    Seriously, glad to hear everyone's okay, and I look forward to meeting the Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys at the next race. We can drink cheap red wine and talk smack about all the Japanese and German cars.
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    12/26/08

    In reply to What Does A Race Belvedere Need Most? Bowling Ball-Actuated Active Aerodynamics!
    Okay, Foster just won a fan. Nothing - and I mean nothing - beats a corporation with a sense of humor, and a legal department that agrees. Go nuts, guys.


    Bowling ball active aerodynamics control: making inertia work for you!


    But will it work enough to offset the mass of the board and ball? Only his pit crew knows for sure.

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    12/25/08

    In reply to What Does A Race Belvedere Need Most? Bowling Ball-Actuated Active Aerodynamics!
    A ball controlled wing, brilliant, just brilliant.
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