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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/24/09

    In reply to Kia Forte LPI Hybrid: First Production Kia Hybrid
    I'd be happy to have all three of those models in my garage.


    Only two are bein' let into the house, though.

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    Image of M3Fraz : The Stig's fat American cousin M3Fraz : The Stig's fat American cousin
    03/24/09

    In reply to Kia Forte LPI Hybrid: First Production Kia Hybrid
    This is the best example of platform sharing and technology exchange that I've seen in a long time. This hybrid's genetics appear to come from a collaboration between Asian and American.


    See...capitalism and free trade zones work!


    I can't wait to have this model in my bed garage.

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    Image of M3Fraz : The Stig's fat American cousin M3Fraz : The Stig's fat American cousin
    03/24/09

    @M3Fraz : all your sign are belong to jalopnik: damn strikethrough why do you torment me?
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/24/09

    @M3Fraz : all your sign are belong to jalopnik: For some reason Gawker doesn't allow commenters to use the strikethrough tag. If we had a preview button (hint, hint) you probably would have noticed that before you hit "submit".
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    03/24/09

    In reply to Kia Forte LPI Hybrid: First Production Kia Hybrid
    Hybrid? I frankly don't see it, but perhaps the one on the right is Amerasian or Eurasian.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    03/24/09

    In reply to Kia Forte LPI Hybrid: First Production Kia Hybrid
    The girl in the tight green dress could be leaning on a 5 year old Rio and that would be alright with me.


    BTW; did Kia cut a deal to buy up all the old Toyota Solara headlights for this thing? I'm just asking

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    Image of digitalzombie digitalzombie
    03/24/09

    In reply to Kia Forte LPI Hybrid: First Production Kia Hybrid
    Hmmm I pick the right chick.


    Anyway, on topic: Err... meh. What's the price? It should beat the Honda's Insight.

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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    03/24/09

    @digitalzombie:

    1) As if you would have a choice in reality.

    2) As if you would really care in reality.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    03/24/09

    In reply to Kia Forte LPI Hybrid: First Production Kia Hybrid
    Kia...nobody is looking at your car.
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    03/24/09

    In reply to Kia Forte LPI Hybrid: First Production Kia Hybrid
    Man I find them attractive.


    /innuendo fail

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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    03/24/09

    In reply to Kia Forte LPI Hybrid: First Production Kia Hybrid
    Nice looking trunk...
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    03/24/09

    In reply to Kia Forte LPI Hybrid: First Production Kia Hybrid
    Suddenly, I'm in the mood for kimchee.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    03/24/09

    In reply to Kia Forte LPI Hybrid: First Production Kia Hybrid
    Damnit, they didn't offer that option package with my hybrid!
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/24/09

    @A promenading performer: I smell grounds for a potential lawsuit.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    03/24/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: I could pull this shit off class-action! Who's with me?


    This is the wrong place to ask!

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    Image of WilliamG. WilliamG.
    03/24/09

    In reply to Kia Forte LPI Hybrid: First Production Kia Hybrid
    The girls are cute but I actually like the way the car looks, too.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    03/24/09

    @WilliamG.: Yeah, I'd take all three for a ride.
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    03/24/09

    In reply to Kia Forte LPI Hybrid: First Production Kia Hybrid
    Dunno about you guys, but I'm not feeling the E.D. right now.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    03/24/09

    @beercheck: If your ED lasts more than 4 hours, call your mechanic.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    03/24/09

    In reply to Kia Forte LPI Hybrid: First Production Kia Hybrid
    I really dig the headlights. All four of them.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    03/24/09

    @Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin: Those are definitely High Intensity Discharge headlights.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/24/09

    @A promenading performer: Yes, but can they cut glass?
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    03/24/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: Reason #2 for a scientific grant.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/24/09

    @Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin: Funny, I counted six. (After I finally noticed there was a car of all things in the picture.)
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    03/24/09

    @Mike the Dog will work for a Preview Button!: A car? Where? I was too busy cleaning up my High Intensity Discharge from those headlamps.
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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    03/24/09

    @A promenading performer:


    Ha, High Intensity Discharge. Why do I get the feeling that we need to make a Jalopnik-directed porno?

     Reply
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    03/24/09

    @aSoundofSleep hates working in cotomer sevis: A what?


     Reply
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    Image of iamhoff 2.0 wants a star iamhoff 2.0 wants a star
    03/24/09

    @A promenading performer: Great! But where's Megan Fox? And Danica? And that creepy F1 Nazi dude?
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/24/09

    @iamhoff:


    Leave Max Mosley out of my Megan/Danica fantasies, thank you.

     Reply
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    Image of c0de c0de
    03/24/09

    In reply to Kia Forte LPI Hybrid: First Production Kia Hybrid
    Lime is the new Green
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    03/24/09

    @c0de: I thought maybe it was the new PM Yellow, judging from that pic.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/24/09

    In reply to Kia Forte LPI Hybrid: First Production Kia Hybrid
    Boobies = hybrid?
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    Image of WilliamG. WilliamG.
    03/24/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: I think it means the less money you spend on your car / fuel, the more you have to spend on a high maintenance woman. Or a mail-order bride. Maybe both.
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    Image of WilliamG. WilliamG.
    03/24/09

    @WilliamG.: Oooor dead hookers.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    03/24/09

    @everyone:


    So flesh + silicone = hybrid boobies?


    Got it.


    What kind of mileage do those hybrids usually get in the course of their lifetime?

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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    03/24/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: Man + woman = hybrid tranny?
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