<![CDATA[Jalopnik: Formula 1]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jalopnik.com.png <![CDATA[Jalopnik: Formula 1]]> http://jalopnik.com/tag/formula 1 http://jalopnik.com/tag/formula 1 <![CDATA[ F1 Chief Max Mosley Wins Nazi Sex Scandal Lawsuit Against British Tabloid ]]> Max Mosley, the F1 boss implicated in a swastika-laden sadomasochistic sexfest, has won a landmark lawsuit against the tabloid running the original story and video, the UK's News of the World.

MSNBC reports the tabloid was sued for invasion of privacy, with Mosley saying that, yes, he did have sexual relations, but that there were no Nazi overtones, and besides, the whole thing was just some good, clean fun in someone's basement. Good, clean fun involving throwing down with hookers and whips. We're still wondering what Max thinks is dirty fun. But we digress: Judge David Eady ruled in Mosley's favor, ordering the News of the World to pay $120,000 in damages. Which should, in turn, keep London's Nazi fetish hooker community busy. [MSNBC]

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Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:30:00 EDT Andrew Stoy http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=399170&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Toyota F1 Boss Says Team's Hybrid System May Not Be Ready For 2009 Season ]]> Following the Kinetic Energy Recovery System (KERS) shock received by a BMW/Sauber mechanic earlier this week, Autosport reports Toyota may not have their KERS system ready in time for the start of the 2009 season. Toyota F1 team president John Howett expressed concern about the new technology in an interview, saying "Whether [the issues] can be overcome to a satisfactory, safe level before the first race, I can't hand-on-heart tell you." Fans, on the other hand, are expressing great interest in the electrified lithium-ion-coated exploding-battery fest that the 2009 season promises to become.

While Team Honda is believed to be the first organization racing with an active KERS system, the fact that Toyota, acknowledged as world leaders in hybrid technology, is admitting potentially insurmountable problems may lend credibility to calls for postponing KERS implementation. The system is intended to recover energy during braking, allowing it to be stored for later use as an electrical "boost" when needed.

We think the introduction of KERS could provide a new reason to watch what's become a rather dull sport, at least for the first season, as fans tune in to see how things play out. At the same time, if the system can't be proven safe above all else — not just for the drivers and mechanics, but also safe for track workers, rescue personnel, and spectators who could be in the vicinity of an accident — then rushing KERS into the program is a recipe for disaster. And, of course, higher TV ratings.
[Autosport.com; Photo Credit: AutoCult.com.au]

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Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:30:00 EDT Andrew Stoy http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=399110&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ F1 Hybrid System Zaps BMW Mechanic ]]> BMW Sauber Racing was out testing their kinetic energy recovery system (KERS), a hybrid setup mandated for the 2009 Formula One season, when a mechanic pushing the car got zapped. Thankfully, the guy wasn't seriously injured, but it seems all of the new-fangled gizmo-gadgetry associated with KERS has been acting up a bit lately.

About a week ago, Red Bull Racing was forced to evacuate their garage as the battery pack associated with their KERS system went wrong, threatening fire and explosion. Of course, this kind of news makes us think the next F1 season may actually be interesting to watch. Sure, the sport is great fun when guys other than Schumi are winning, but nothing draws eyeballs like fireballs. [AutoSport]

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Tue, 22 Jul 2008 13:00:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=399022&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Kimi Raikkonen Knocks Down Little Girl, Keeps Walking ]]> At this past weekend's German Grand Prix at Hockenheim, Kimi "The Iceman" Raikkonen knocked over a young child and kept on walking. OK, so it all seems to have been an accident, and perhaps just as much the fault of the girl's mother (or whoever that woman is), but after intentionally pushing over a photographer several weeks ago at Silverstone, we're wondering if the Finn is on a mean streak.
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Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:40:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398970&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Max Mosley's Courtroom Drama Draws To A Close, We Provide Probable Outcome ]]> Max Mosley's sordid legal affair appears to be ending now that the judge in the FIA president's case against the tabloid (News Of The World) that published the details of his alleged Nazi Orgy is nearly ready to rule. Though a major distraction for the sport, we've sort of gotten used to the craziness Mosley injects into our workday. But moments like when he told the judge he really likes S&M will live on in our hearts, and in the legal system whenever someone else uses the old Marv Albert defense. But the question still remains — who'll win? We break down the case below.

Mosley's Case: British laws protecting the rights of individuals against the press extend to him and this was a completely private affair.

News Of The World's Case: Mosley is a public figure and he committed a serious act of "depravity" and the public has a right to know about it.

X Factor: The witness who was the biggest part of the setup, Woman E, was supposed to testify that there was a specific request for a Nazi theme. She never showed up.

Jalopnik Snap Judgement: Because British laws are so strong on this point, we're pretty sure NOTW is going to lose this case. But it isn't going to make problems like this go away.

[NY Times]

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Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:00:00 EDT Matt Hardigree http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398719&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Lewis Hamilton Races F1 Car Against Learjet ]]> The age-old battle of car versus airplane has been renewed by Lewis Hamilton, racing his McLaren Mercedes F1 car against a Learjet. Sadly, it's not quite as exciting as Top Gear's Bugatti Veyron versus EuroFighter contest, but then this was just some publicity stunt put on because Hamilton is a "brand ambassador" for Bombardier Learjet. Whatevs; we'll take all the car vs. jet battles we can get.
[via GridCrasher]

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Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:00:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398551&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Red Bull Drifting World Championship Announced, Beijing Olympics Now Forgotten ]]> Formula DRIFT and Red Bull are poised to move the sport of drifting from a mostly national sport to an international competition with the announcement of the Red Bull Drifting World Championship, to be held at the Port of Long Beach on November 15, 2008. The competition is set to bring 32 professional drifters from around the world to compete for the largest purse ever, though what that purse is hasn't been announced yet. We just hope some broke and alcoholic stevedore in a drifting El Camino somehow qualifies for the one amateur spot and earns enough money to pay for his daughter's college tuition. That would make an awesome movie. Press release below the jump.

Formula DRIFT Announces Red Bull Drifting World Championship

LONG BEACH, Calif. - July 14, 2008 - Formula DRIFT, North America's premier drifting Sanctioning Body, has partnered with Red Bull Energy Drink, the world's leading energy drink, to create one of the world's most anticipated drifting events ever - the Red Bull Drifting World Championship. The event, which will feature 32 of the world's best drifters, will be held on the docks at the Port of Long Beach, Calif., on Saturday, November 15, 2008.

The Red Bull Drifting World Championship will bring the best drifting drivers in the world together to compete in a single historic event. Drivers from the United States, Japan, Australia, New Zealand, Malaysia, Singapore, Europe and Canada will participate, but only one will claim the title of Red Bull Drifting World Champion. Current and past champions from the world's top professional drifting series will receive an exclusive invitation to showcase their skills and compete for the largest drifting prize purse ever offered.

"Formula DRIFT has worked over the last five years to bring the drifting world closer together via our partnered events in Singapore and Mexico as well as our open door/open dialogue with the top professional drifting leagues from each corner of the world. We are excited to be able to team up with Red Bull to bring the world together and stage the toughest competition with the best drivers," stated Jim Liaw, President/Co-Founder of Formula DRIFT.

The purpose-built course will include unprecedented features that will test the limits of the drivers and their cars such as a long straight to ensure triple-digit entry speeds, a big, sweeping first turn for high-speed drifting and multiple, technically challenging turns. Trackside viewing areas will allow spectators to get up close and personal with the competition.

"It is an exciting time for the sport of drifting. Red Bull is the leader for innovative sporting events worldwide and now drivers will be challenged like never before in a completely different environment than we're used to," said Rhys Millen, 2005 Formula DRIFT champion. "I'm proud to be flying the Red Bull colors heading into the Red Bull Drifting World Championship."

Formula DRIFT, North America's professional drifting championship series, will play the role of organizer, co-promoter, and sanctioning body for the World Championship event. Judging will be based on current Formula DRIFT rules and regulations with the possible addition of two international judges.

More information will be disclosed at a later date including brand and media partners and participating drivers.

[Source: Formula DRIFT]

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Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:00:00 EDT Matt Hardigree http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398503&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Guide To F1 Victory Champagne: An Innuendo-Laden List Of How It's Done ]]> Blasting giant bottles of champagne has been a Formula One tradition almost as long as the swig of milk taken on the stand at the Indianapolis 500. So, of course, there are certain stylistically unique ways of celebrating victory, or at least near-victory. GridCrasher has come up with a clever list of 13 types of post-race podium pandemonium that includes pearl necklaces, ninjas, and Mexican stand-offs — just as any decent list mentioning Michael Schumacher should. [GridCrasher]

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Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:40:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398113&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Max Mosley Tells Judge He Hearts S&M... Seriously ]]> Oh Max Mosley, you creepy weirdo. After being caught in what the tabloid News Of The World described as a Nazi-style sex orgy, Mosley has been forced to cop to the fact that he loves sadomasochistic group sex. But not Nazi sex. No sir. Mosley said he couldn't imagine anything less erotic than Nazi sex, but because he's Max Mosley, he followed up with yet another bizarre revelation.

In his libel suit against NOTW for publishing the story, Mosely told the judge:

"It's just more - fun is probably the wrong word - but it's much better if accompanied by something which seems to justify what is going on."

Don't you see everyone? We're the sick ones. The prison uniforms, the SS-style guard uniforms, the speaking in a weirdo German accent. How dare we think that's in any way related to Nazism! [SkyNews]

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Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:00:00 EDT Matt Hardigree http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398087&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ F1 Loves All Its Fans Equally, Except Some More Equally Than Others ]]> The F1 Paddock Club is the seating area where the Formula One uber-rich go to wine, dine, converse and oh yes, watch some cars do something or the other. Although most invitees to this exclusive club have an income level rivaling some small nations, it must be so bothersome to actually attend the races when they could be out on their yacht in the middle of the Mediterranean. The Paddock Club assists them by acting as a shanty of sorts providing the barest of essentials to help them make it through a day roughing it at the track. Frankly, it's a wonder they even manage to have pan seared tuna and on-site pastry chefs. The folks at F1Fanatic have put together a guide to this brave new world. [Check out the digs at F1Fanatic]

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Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:40:00 EDT Ben Wojdyla http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=398084&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Video: Batmobile Hits The Track At Silverstone ]]> We told you this past week the Batmobile would be taking some laps at Silverstone, with Panasonic Toyota Racing's Formula 1 car team spending some time this weekend running alongside at the track. Now we've got the video to prove that still shot wasn't some kind of hallucination. Don't expect a lot of screeching tires and hard and fast 'round the bend action. Do expect a lot of Panasonic Toyota Racing drivers Timo Glock and Jarno Trulli hamming it up with the Tumbler and the BatPod — which apparently, from what we hear, almost no one can successfully drive. Although Trulli looking like he's searching for the ignition. Still, setting aside the fact that it's fairly lame B-roll in the action department, we've got to say the current incarnation of the Batmobile's the coolest one conceived — even if we don't get to see it taking Silverstone like it deserves to be taken. Sure makes the KITT-like night vision on the 2009 BMW 7-Series look like a kiddie toy, don't it? [via Panasonic Toyota Racing]

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Sun, 06 Jul 2008 08:38:16 EDT Ray Wert http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=397934&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Batmobile To Lap Silverstone Alongside Toyota F1 Car ]]> Toyota and Warner Bros have joined forces to promote The Dark Knight, announcing that the Tumbler will make an exhibition lap of Silverstone alongside the TF108 Formula One car this Thursday.

In addition to the exhibition lap, the Toyota cars will adopt special Dark Knight paint schemes, while the Jarno Trulli and Timo Glock's overalls will be made to look like Batsuits (no word on nipples). The Bat-Pod will also be in attendance, but possible due to its extremely un-motorcycle-like handling characteristics, it won't be ridden.

PRESS RELEASE

Panasonic Toyota Racing joins forces with The Dark Knight at Silverstone

Thanks to a partnership between Panasonic Toyota Racing and Warner Bros. Pictures, Hollywood is coming to Silverstone for the British Grand Prix weekend to celebrate the release of the event movie of the summer: The Dark Knight.

The much-anticipated film, which releases in cinemas across the UK on 25 July, is the follow up to the 2005 action hit Batman Begins. The Dark Knight reunites director Christopher Nolan and star Christian Bale, who again portrays the dual role of Bruce Wayne/Batman.

To mark the release of The Dark Knight, Panasonic Toyota Racing will adopt a new look at Silverstone this weekend. The Dark Knight artwork will feature on the TF108s and the overalls of Jarno Trulli and Timo Glock, as well as the team's motor home.

But The Dark Knight theme does not stop there. On show at Silverstone will be the iconic Batmobile and Bat-Pod vehicles, while some very special media events will bring the excitement of The Dark Knight to life.

The Batmobile will even take to the Silverstone track on Thursday evening for a demonstration run alongside the TF108, followed by some unique photo opportunities with the Bat-Pod and Jarno Trulli and Timo Glock.


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Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:30:00 EDT Wes Siler http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=397684&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Mosley Warned By Ecclestone Two Months Before Orgy ]]> According to The Times, Bernie Ecclestone warned Max Mosley, "that people had been hired to discredit him and that they had been given an unlimited budget to do so." The paper's information comes from a corporate spy who now feels remorse for trying to help the former Fascist Party member avoid the plot against him.

Dean Attew, who The Times describes as a "London-based business intelligence consultant", uncovered the plot. Attew formerly assisted Ecclestone with "a wide variety of issues concerning...business and family affairs," and still feels some loyalty to the Formula One owner. Now employed by Titon International, the company that was employing ex-KGB spy Alexander Litvinenko when he was poisoned and in whose office traces of Polonium-210 were found, Attew was approached to assist in the plot to bring down Mosley by unnamed parties. Fearing that the plot could harm his former boss as well, he then brought that information to Ecclestone.

"Dean, you are not going to find anything because there's nothing there - he's Mr Boring in that sense," Ecclestone told Attew upon learning of the plot. Since the release of the Max Mosley sex video, Mosley has done nothing to address suggestions that Ecclestone was involved with the attempt to publicly discredit him, leaving Attew to feel under-appreciated for his efforts. [via The Times]

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Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:20:00 EDT Wes Siler http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=397292&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Mohammad Bin Sulayem Saves Mosley's Ass From Final Spanking, Compares Scandal To "Terrorist Attack" ]]> Those curious how Max Mosley was able to pull an upset vote and keep his job as head of the FIA after a serious Nazi sex scandal need look no further than Mohammed Bin Sulayem, head of motorsports in the United Arab Emirates. Oh Max, did you really think it would look better to have your ass saved in a scandal involving the Jewish community by a guy named Mohammed? It's actually not that bad, we think... though Bin Sulayem did bring up terrorist attacks in his defense of Mosley. Seriously.

To be fair, Bin Sulayem is a former rally driver and mover-and-shaker in the racing scene in that part of the world and could very well view this on moral grounds, but we don't think he should have called the setup a "terrorist attack on his personal life." How did he do it? Bin Sulayem claims to have controlled around 40 votes, mostly from African countries, which swayed the decision in favor of Mosley. Bin Sulayem is actually the guy behind the SLR-powered Mercedes SLK and, apparently, a big Michael Jackson fan. Just when you started to think F1 was actually about the racing. (h/t to PhkMark)

[Photo: Getty Images, GMM via F1-Live]

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Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:20:00 EDT Matt Hardigree http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=396787&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Top Gear USA Host Tanner Foust Takes Garage419 Sideways ]]> Now that we know Tanner Foust is going to be one of the three hosts of Top Gear USA, we're feeling out whether this guy is worthy of the job or not. So, while we know pretty much everything there is to know about the race driver/television host, we're still interested in seeing more of his prowess behind the wheel. Garage419 got the chance to ride shotgun with Foust during a drift session in a Nissan 350Z, so check out all the countersteering, tire-smokin' action after the jump.


Shredding Tires with Tanner Foust - Garage419

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Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:40:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=396483&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Pit Row Crash Knocks Raikkonen, Hamilton Out Of Canadian Grand Prix ]]> Following in the footstops of Daddy Hamilton, Lewis had an unfortunate accident at the Canadian Grand Prix this weekend. Apparently missing the red light as he exited pit row, Hamilton rear-ended Kim Raikkonen just 17 laps into the race. With two of the sport's best drivers out, BMW's Robert Kubica won his first Formula One event, becoming the first Polish driver to do so. Break out the pierogi and golabki, they're still partying in Krakow. (h/t PhkMark, the happy Canadian) [YouTube]

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Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:40:00 EDT Matt Hardigree http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=395461&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Ferrari Boss Flip-Flops on Mosley ]]> Max Mosley, president of the F.I.A., to resign, Luca di Montezemolo, Ferrari's president, changed his tune. ]]> Fri, 06 Jun 2008 13:09:48 EDT Ray Wert http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5013959&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[ F1 Star Lewis Hamilton's Dad Crashes Porsche Carrera GT, Shows He's Like Son ]]> Yes, perhaps the old adage of "like father, like son" is actually true. We all know how much Lewis Hamilton loves the Porsches, right? We also know how much he loves diving head first into the walls too. Enter Anthony Hamilton, his father and manager. He was just out having some fun with his wife in a loaned silver Porsche Carrera GT yesterday in jolly good England, when he

"lost control of the 205mph £330,000 ($643,600) supercar just after he left home with wife Linda yesterday."
The Sun continues the story after the jump.
It SPUN through 180 degrees and HURTLED backwards through a wooden fence and a thick hawthorn hedge before coming to rest in a children's playground.

One witness claimed Anthony...lost it as he showed off to onlookers by revving the engine of the Carrera GT - which can do 0-62mph in 3.9 seconds.

Said Anthony Hamilton after the crash: "I am extremely sorry." Yeah, one would think you'd probably be pretty sorry — although we have seen worse wrecked Carrera GTs before. (Hat tip to David!) [via The Sun] ]]>
Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:26:49 EDT Ray Wert http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=395069&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Max Mosley Responds To FIA Club Critics, Let The Crazy Continue ]]> MaxMosleyVidClip.jpgWe've got the response from Max Mosley and his band of kinky minions to those puritans from the clubs that asked he accept resignation and be rewarded with a vote of confidence. In his usual nutty fashion, Mad Max responds that this is the "worst possible" solution because any suggestion there is a crisis is "nonsense" and, anyways, he'll lack the authority to save the FIA. It all makes perfect sense... if you're on acid. The full letter courtesy of AutoSport below:

Letter From Mosley To Clubs

Dear Presidents

Thank you for your letter of 28 May.

I will use your numbering in this reply.

1. I did not accept the proposal from some (but not, as you incorrectly suggest, all) members of the Mobility World Council because it was the worst possible solution. I would have resigned, yet still spent the summer carrying out all the day-to-day work with neither the time nor the authority to complete the major outstanding tasks. Better to stop immediately than accept this muddled compromise.

Your suggestion of a "crisis" is nonsense. Although I am personally embarrassed and greatly regret that this affair has become public, no one fails to call for roadside assistance because of it.

As I said in my earlier letters, the communications I received from club presidents were overwhelmingly in favour of my remaining as president. I therefore had no choice but to submit the question to the FIA membership as a whole. I certainly could not have simply ignored the majority and resigned.

2. Some of the larger clubs among those who have signed your letter have previously contradicted their claimed commitment to the FIA. See the sample responses of the AAA, ADAC, ANWB, JAF, and TCS to the FIA Survey of 5 February 2008 attached. These same clubs have, of course, been trying to change the structure of the FIA since well before the events they now seek to exploit.

As stated in my letter of 23 May, several of these same clubs have formed groups separate from the FIA from which the wider FIA membership is excluded. Worse, they have obstructed our efforts to improve cooperation between all clubs. Combined with a complete lack of transparency, I believe these activities are contrary to the interests of the FIA.

3. Mr Ecclestone is willing to continue working with the FIA because he has a binding contract to do so. In his letter to the clubs, he says he is now willing to live with this contract. That is a sudden and major change in position.

Together with other member clubs of the FIA you will be free to express your views to the Assembly next Tuesday.

In the interest of transparency, I am sending a copy of your letter together with this reply to all the member clubs of the FIA.

Yours sincerely

Max Mosley

FIA SURVEY

The FIA launched the first major online survey of its member clubs on 5 February 2008. The survey received a very positive response to its detailed questions from 57 leading clubs around the world.

The majority of the responses endorsed the FIA's plans to improve cooperation and coordination throughout the FIA club network in both motoring and motor sport, for example, 87 per cent agreed that the FIA brand added value to member clubs and 82% also agreed that sport can be used to promote mobility issues.

However, a small minority of clubs, representing the major individual membership markets of America, Germany, the Netherlands and Japan demonstrated a consistently negative view to their involvement and interaction within the FIA community.

The following are some examples of the negative responses made to the member survey. They highlight a disagreement with some of the fundamental objectives set by both World Councils following the merger of the AIT and the FIA.

When asked if the FIA was the best forum to bring together the policy expertise of clubs worldwide, the ADAC disagreed.

When asked if FIA Sport could help to promote FIA Mobility issues, particularly in terms of safety and the environment, the ADAC disagreed.

When asked if the promotional links between the sporting side of the FIA and the non-sporting side should be strengthened, the ANWB, the ADAC and the TCS disagreed.

When asked if your club would be interested in more active support from the FIA in developing and communicating policy campaigns the ADAC and the ANWB disagreed.

When asked if a Working Group with representatives from all FIA Regions would help to strengthen the link between the sporting and mobility sides of the FIA and its sister organisations, JAF, the ANWB and the TCS disagreed.

When asked if your club would like to use the FIA brand on its website and other external communications material, JAF, the AAA and the ADAC disagreed. (Emphasis in original)

He then ended the letter with "Zank You Very Much!"

[Autosport]

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Fri, 30 May 2008 14:00:00 EDT Matt Hardigree http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=394262&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Max Mosley Rejects Treaty, Attacks The French ]]> Max-Mosley-Guility-Looking.jpgLike we said, we've been trying to tone down the Max Mosley news with the exception of stories so ridiculous they warrant noting, like the involvement of MI5 in the kinky sex or when F1 teams construct complex strategies to avoid Mosley. Therefore, we bring you these two updates. In addition to suing News Of The World, which broke the story, in its home country of Britain, Mosley is also suing the company in France, where the laws must favor the kinky. Not only that, he also rejected what seemed like a fair deal offered to him by a group of FIA officials.

According to AutoSport, a group of FIA chiefs drafted a letter offering Mosley a rigged vote of confidence in order for him to be able to save face if he'd just drop out. He could have the votes, but he couldn't stay in the race. Sorry, we mean as an official for the races. Not surprisingly, Mosley rejected this too-kind offer because he think he's going to win a vote of confidence on June 3rd, despite the fact that officials representing 24 clubs in 22 countries recently indicated they are against keeping him in power. (h/t PhkMark)

[AutoSport, F1-Live, AutoSport, Photo: Getty]

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Thu, 29 May 2008 10:00:00 EDT Matt Hardigree http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=393910&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Formula 1 Steering Wheel Interfaces ]]> Just when you thought the cruise control and media buttons on your current steering wheel were too overwhelming, take a look at some of the wheel configurations for Formula 1 cars. These steering wheels are loaded to the gills with dials, switches, buttons, screens, toggles and more to confuse, baffle and distract those of us who haven't driven anything more complicated than an Isuzu Impulse. Check out a few of the crazier ones in the gallery below and follow the link for all of the wackiest F1 wheel interface configurations you will ever see.
[Oobject]

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Wed, 21 May 2008 17:00:00 EDT Travis Hudson http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=392488&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Honda F1 Team To Sport Multiple Lebowskis, The Dude Abides ]]> In order to tout their record of environmental achievement, the good folks at the Honda F1 Team launched the MyEarthDream campaign, which involves individuals pledging to do something for the environment and then having their name printed on Honda's new F1 car. The screening system isn't that great as Jalopnik reader Alex Saretzky was able to find Jeff "Dude" Lebowski printed on the car. A little research using the photo search feature of the Web site uncovered a number of Bunny Lebowskis as well. Apparently, all she had to do was agree to turn off the tap when brushing her teeth (though for $1,000 she'll brush with something much better). You can see the car in its fully glory below, as well as, we assume, numerous references to The Big Lebowski.

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[My Earth Dream]

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Mon, 19 May 2008 16:40:00 EDT Matt Hardigree http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=391777&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Max Mosley Prostitute Linked To British Intelligence Agency, Uberraschung! ]]> We joked last week about how the only reason we're following the Max Mosley story anymore was because it "keeps getting crazier and crazier." Little did we know that it would be revealed by The Times that one of Max's prisoner/gaurd prostitutes (Mistress Abi), in a twist even Graham Greene couldn't have imagined, was the wife of an MI5 agent. For those who don't know, Mi5 is the domestic spying agency pledged to "Defend the Realm" of the UK. In this case "Defend The Realm" meant spanking and sexing the head of the FIA in a sadomasochistic orgy. Remember when Mosley said the sting was setup "by a group specialising in such things for reasons and clients as yet unknown" after getting busted? We now live in a world where that may be true. Understandably, MI5 isn't happy with the implication that instead of tracking down terrorists they're tracking down old man boners.

The agent has been fired, of course, if only for the fact that the head of MI5 had to have a meeting to tell PM Gordon Brown that they weren't involved in the Nazi-style sex orgy. This also ties in weirdly to Mosley's father, the infamous British fascist, who was spied on and turned in by MI5. This is totally going to turn Mosley's Nixon-esque persecution paranoia, clearly on display in Mosley's letter to the FIA, up to 11. We can't wait to see what happens tomorrow. Thanks to all the sick, sick individuals who sent in tips [The Times]

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Mon, 19 May 2008 07:00:00 EDT Matt Hardigree http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=391545&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Max Mosley Threatens FIA Will Go To Crap If He's Ousted, Officially Channeling Nixon ]]> Nixonm.jpgWe'd rather not devote time to Max Mosley and his ongoing attempts to screw up racing like he's screwed up his life, but the story keeps getting crazier and crazier. After being asked to avoid F1 events and, basically, being benched for Monaco, Mosley has issued a letter stating that FIA will be ruined and Formula One destroyed if he's voted out in the big "vote of no confidence" meeting this June. This is basically the Nixon approach. The nation will be ruined and the media, who are blowing everything out of proportion for political reasons, will win. Snippets from the crazy letter discovered by Autosport.com below.

Just as a little background, Bernie Ecclestone is the commercial rights holder to Formula One and he's been trying to get more control of the sport from FIA. Obviously, FIA wants to be able to maintain some control of the sport. But we think it's maybe taking it a bit far to say that Mosley is the only person that can stop Ecclestone, that he actually cares to stop Ecclestone or that Ecclestone can be stopped at all. And now, for your Nixon-speak:

"Anyone could stand and there would be no list to stabilise the process and ensure that each candidate had the support of a real cross-section of FIA member clubs. During the two to four month election period, the complex negotiations (with Ecclestone/CVC) ....would necessarily slow or even cease. A new president would then take over with no knowledge of the background and, worse, might perhaps have been elected with the support of the very people with whom we are negotiating."

"I have been determined to fight for the rights and role of the FIA in F1 and it is possibly for this reason that the media have been encouraged by those who have an interest in undermining my Presidency."

"I believe, therefore, that whatever the Extraordinary General Assembly decides, it should not reward those who have deliberately set out to destabilise the FIA at such a crucial time in its history."

He then reveals that if he is given the boot, he'll stick around until the end of his term in October 2009!
"This will give me the time I need to progress the current negotiations to the point where proposals safeguarding the fundamental interests of the FIA can be submitted to the WMSC (World Motor Sport Council) and the General Assembly."

"It will also give me time to pursue the legal proceedings I have started against those who have caused so much unnecessary trouble and embarrassment. Above all, it will allow a smooth and orderly transition to a new presidency satisfactory to the membership as a whole."

Just 17 more months of strange behavior to go.
"I have earned every cent. And in all of my years of public life I have never obstructed justice. People have got to know whether or not their President is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. I've earned everything I've got."
Actually, that last one may not be Mosley.

(h/t PhkMark) [A full account at Autosport.com]

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Fri, 16 May 2008 17:40:00 EDT Matt Hardigree http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=391405&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Max Mosley Turning Tables On F1 Teams, Avoiding Them At Monaco ]]> Max_Mosley_FIA.jpgRemember how that small group of F1 participants (just drivers, staff, team bosses and sponsors) were developing an elaborate system to avoid Max Mosley at Monaco? They were going to hire spies and scouts to follow his movements and make sure that when Mosley tried to find someone they'd have it so someone would say they had just left the place that someone else had said they had just been before. Basically, the Monaco Grand Prix was going to turn into one long Abbot & Costello routine. But then the FIA decided to strip Mosley of his official title, for the event, instead putting Mosley's Deputy in charge.

Mosley will still probably attend the actual race at Moncao, but in no official capacity. In fact, the Monaco Royal Family has pretty much made clear that they're happy with the idea of old Max keeping his distance from parties, paddocks and especially princes. This effectively means that Mosley won't be acting as the head of the FIA, though he still doesn't seem to be poised to resign. We guess that it's the whole stiff upper lip (and whatever else) thing going on. (h/t PhkMark) [F1 Live]

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Fri, 16 May 2008 12:00:00 EDT Matt Hardigree http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=391170&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ French Grand Prix Going To Disneyland? ]]> Disney_Paris_F1.jpgIt's no secret that F1 Chief Executive Bernie Ecclestone is pulling the plug on the French Grand Prix's current location at the Magny Cours race track. One of the main reasons being the location was way out in the countryside, not an optimal location for international tourists. And as we all know, F1 has become all about makin' money. So the powers that be got to thinking "where do the tourists go?", and came up with— Disneyland. Yes, that's right, there are plans for the most elite form of motorsport in the world to organize a race at the happiest place on Earth in Europe.

Sadly, despite reportedly well advanced plans for a race at Disneyland Resort Paris, the current word on the street boulevard is that the project is short about $31 million in funding. Another fantastical French Grand Prix possibility would be a race actually in Paris, whereas the Disney resort is about a half-hour drive from the city. Of course, the most realistic possibility at this point seems to be simply dropping the French event off the calendar altogether. Though if we had our say (and unlimited funds) we'd like to see a F1 race at Circuit de la Sarthe, where they hold the 24 Hours of LeMans endurance race, or in and around The Louvre.
[F1-Live]

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Fri, 16 May 2008 11:20:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=391175&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Lewis Hamilton And Heikki Kovalainen Receive Iced-Out Racing Helmets From Steinmetz ]]> The Swiss-based diamond company Steinmetz just gave two Mercedes-McLaren drivers — Lewis Hamilton and Heikki Kovalainen — two very special helmets. The helmets have a "Forevermark diamond-encrusted Steinmetz logo" and — here comes the best part — the driver's signature on top of the helmet lined with hundreds of handcrafted diamonds. That's at least more safe than the 2004 Jaguar Formula 1 cars racing with a diamond-encrusted nosecone from Steinmetz. Although we'd hate to be on the receiving end of a diamond-encrusted head-butt from either Hamilton or Kovalainen. Ow, the pain of thousands of tiny micro-cuts!

[McLaren via World Car Fans]

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Fri, 16 May 2008 09:20:00 EDT Ray Wert http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=391128&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ F1 Teams Plan To Avoid Mosley In Monaco ]]> Max_mosley_Monaco_2008.jpgDrivers, team bosses and senior executives from major sponsors are making elaborate plans to avoid meeting or being photographed with Max Mosley during the Monaco Grand Prix. The May 25th race will be the first Mosley will attend since the Max Mosley Sex Video leaked. According to The Times, some teams are even going as far as employing scouts to keep them informed of Mosley's location and movements.

The Times goes on to report that "the clear majority of team managers" think that Mosley's refusal to resign is hurting the sport. According to the paper, the Monaco Royal Family have expressed similar concerns. Mosley was ordered by the Royal family of Bahrain not to attend their F1 round, didn't attend the Spanish Grand Prix for fear of embarrassing King Juan Carlos and the Turkish Prime Minister's office approached Bernie Ecclestone to ensure their boss wouldn't encounter the besieged FIA President.

FIA's general assembly will meet on June 3rd for a vote of no confidence in their President. [via The Times]

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Tue, 13 May 2008 17:20:00 EDT Wes Siler http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=390120&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Formula One: The Multi-Billion Dollar Machine ]]> With the recent departure of the Super Aguri Honda team, some are stopping to take a look at what the the Formula One circus has become. After all, many of the rule changes in the past few seasons were made with the justification of lowering operating costs and allowing smaller teams to be more competitive. So what does F1 really look like when you follow the money trail? [SPEEDtv]

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Mon, 12 May 2008 16:40:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=389329&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Codemasters Wins F1 Video Game Bid ]]> Forget about everything we speculated yesterday regarding next-generation Formula 1 video games after Sony opted out of renewing the ridiculously high bid Bernie Ecclestone wanted for F1 licensing. Game maker, Codemasters, turned the right tricks on old Bernard and has won the rights to license a F1 game (and pay F1 an undisclosed, but likely ridiculously high fee). The fun doesn't end there, there's plenty of more details that makes this great news for F1 fans.

Codemasters has said that the F1 game will be multi-platform—meaning if you own any next-generation console, portable gaming system or even a PC capable of gaming, there's a really good chance you'll be able to pick up the new F1 game from Codemasters. The deal locks up the rights to all Grand Prix circuits, F1 teams, cars and drive likenesses. The cherry on top of it all is that the deal is multi-year, so we can expect solid F1 games for years to come.

It's not too surprising that Codemasters would fork over the dough for the license. This is the same developer responsible for the Colin McRae and Race Driver games.

The game, currently going by the name FIA Formula One World Championship is looking at a 2009 release date. (Thanks to everyone who sent in tips on this)[Kotaku]

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Fri, 09 May 2008 15:20:00 EDT Travis Hudson http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=389038&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Formula 1 Gaming Taking A Vacation? ]]> We have some bad news to those that enjoy getting behind a Formula 1 racer and careening down the track (virtually, that is): it looks as though Formula 1 gaming may be taking a hiatus after a dispute between F1 bossman, Bernie Ecclestone, and Sony, the current F1 license-holder. Way back when, Sony agreed to pay $75 million for a five year licensing deal with F1 between 2002 and 2007. Now F1 is reportedly asking for a big increase that Sony does not want to pay. Don't break out the tissues yet, diehard F1 fans, there are other options available.

It's Sony Computer Entertainment that is looking to win the bid, and if they don't reach an agreement with Formula 1, other game manufacturers may jump in and be willing to pay whatever Ecclestone wants for licensing. We don't think F1 gaming is done for, but those waiting for a hot and exciting next-generation racing title may have to wait a little while. [Kotaku]

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Thu, 08 May 2008 15:20:00 EDT Travis Hudson http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=388597&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ McLaren Boss Ron Dennis Denies Setting Up Max Mosley ]]> Ron Dennis has denied allegations that he was responsible for setting up the Max Mosley sex video scandal. It has been suggested that McLaren may have facilitated the News of the World investigation in response to the $100 million fine they received from FIA last year.

The accusation was made by Radovan Novak, head of the Czech Automobile Association and one of Mosley's close friends. Speaking during a radio interview he's quoted as saying, "When the FIA, from the proposal of Mosley, fined someone significantly, then it gives you the feeling that it could be like that."

Dennis was quick to issue a response:

"I categorically deny that I have anything to do with the News of the World investigation into Mr. Mosley. Neither does anyone connected with the McLaren Group or the Vodafone McLaren Mercedes team, and neither does any agent or any other party acting on my behalf or anyone connected with the McLaren Group or the team. We are writing to Mr. Novak and are currently considering the appropriate route via which the remarks that have been attributed to him may be withdrawn or corrected."
FIA's general assembly will meet on June 3rd for a vote of confidence that will decide Mosley's future with the organization. We're betting the Nazi-orgy aficionados do not make up a voting majority. [via Autocar] ]]>
Mon, 05 May 2008 08:20:00 EDT Wes Siler http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=387020&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ McLaren's Heikki Kovalainen's Close Scare ]]> There was a scary moment at yesterday's Spanish Grand Prix that may not have been as scary as Stephane Ortelli's car flying through the air with the greatest of ease, but was scary nonetheless. The fear factor began when some part of the front left tire wheel on Heikki Kovalainen' McLaren Mercedes exploded, sending the car straight into a wall. Race stewards at Barcelona worked for about 10 minutes to safely free the Finnish driver from the wreckage who was taken to the track's medical center wearing a neck brace. But all signs point to a full recovery as he gave a reassuring thumbs-up sign to spectators. Mike Utley did that too, right? Kovalainen is said to be in stable condition, which is more than can be said for the shredded McLaren MP4-23. [AP, Axis of Oversteer]

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Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:40:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=384497&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Israel Not Down With Nazi Johns, Un-invites Mosley ]]> mosley-facepalm.jpgFormula 1 boss Max Mosley, who as we remember, was involved in this teensy-tiny controversy has been un-invited by Israel to participate in a little discussion on the future of racing in the Holy Land. Galed Majadle, the minister for science, culture and sport has now withdrawn his invitation to Mosley he randomly decided to extend to him after meeting him during a visit to the World Rally Championship event in Jordan. Sorry, Max, no dreidel for you. Guess you'll have to create some positive spin somewhere else. (Hat tip to PhkMark!) [Autosport]

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Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:20:00 EDT Travis Hudson http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=384112&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ F1 Carbon Watch Concept Doesn't Include Hookers ]]> Despite what you may or may not think about F1 racing in light of the recent hooker-centric events, it's still a pretty damn popular sport. As such, John Pszeniczny has taken inspiration from the racing series to create the F1/Carbon GMT watch. This design's a concept made of carbon fiber — we think to make it lighter so it can, you know, go faster — Swarovski crystals, rubber and metal. One particularly cool feature is the watch's ability to tell you the time at the 18 different F1 circuit cities — so you never, ever miss a race start. It also includes a lap timer, as well as a stop watch. Unfortunately although it's only a concept, we think Nike should totally snag the design and make them. Or maybe Heidi Fleiss. [Yanko via Giz]

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Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:20:00 EDT Travis Hudson http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=384067&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ McLaren's Pedro de la Rosa Thinks Women Are Too Weak To Race In F1 ]]> No_Danica_Patrick_Winner.jpgWith all the buzz over Danica Patrick wiping the floor at Twin Ring Motegi in Japan last weekend, it's easy to forget there's other talented females engaged in various forms of motorsport across the world. Just look at Michèle Mouton's rally career — multiple wins in her Audi Quattro and finishing a close second place in the 1982 WRC championship. So you know that the girls can go just as fast as the boys — and as we saw this past weekend, sometimes faster. So this ultimately leads to the question, "Can a women be successful in Formula One?" Well, veteran McLaren test driver Pedro de la Rosa seems to think women might just not be strong enough to deal with the rigors of the track.

According to F1-Live, the 37-year old de la Rosa said:

"There are less and less obstacles because there are now many women in kart racing ... The base of the pyramid is expanding ... I would be delighted to see it happen sooner or later, but it is more difficult for women because of the important physical elements of racing in Formula One,"
Although we wonder what Danica would have to say about that, we're pretty sure she's too busy on a Sports Illustrated or FHM shoot to dignify it with a response. Of course as soon as she's done with that, she'd probably point out to de la Rosa that she managed to do pretty well against Helio Castroneves, Scott Dixon, Dan Wheldon and Tony Kanaan. Of course none of them were in Formula 1, but who's counting. [via F1-Live]

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Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:20:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=383488&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Geely GF Formula Racer Is Actually Real ]]> When we first showed you a rendering of the Geely formula car, details were unavailable on what exactly it would be. We scoffed and expected nothing more than a semi-functional fiberglass F1-wannabe. But it turns out Geely actually turned up to the Beijing Motor Show with a relatively impressive machine. While it's not going to be racing in Formula One, it will be raced in Formula Geely, an Asia-only spec-series. How close is it to F1 specifications?

Well, the car is allegedly made of carbon-fiber. Though we're not too sure how much time (if any) has been spent refining the aerodynamics in a wind tunnel. Power comes from a 3.5-liter engine, which is pretty impressive, considering that F1 cars only have 2.4-liters. Thing is, while the 2.4 in Ferrari or McLaren racer is a V8 estimated as making around 800 HP, the Geely's 3.5 is a V6 that we estimate as making around 80 HP— ok, maybe a little more than that. We're not saying we'd turn down a chance to take it around a track and play with its 6-speed semi-automatic gearbox, but until it gets a fancy nose piercing like Ferrari's race car, we're not so excited by the GF.
[thetycho]

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Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:20:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=383134&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Newish Nose On The Ferrari F1 Car Got Rhinoplasty ]]> We hear the "breathing hole" on the nose of the new Ferrari F1 car will, in addition to providing a more efficient Ferrari front wing with less drag for increased top speed, also help with those annoying bouts of severe sleep apnea. Also, all the other kids at school would still be laughing at Ferrari's little bubbaleh if they hadn't gotten it done for her. And for those of you who can't-a speak-a the Italian-a, we've got a helpful translation of the gist of the animation above after the jump thanks to the F1 fan-boys over at Axis Of Oversteer

"a channel joins the lower section of the nose to the upper, with an inverted profile wing inserted at the channel's exit. The basic purpose of this configuration is to relieve the negative effects of the high pressure area under the nose which creates an aerodynamic obstruction as the speed increases."
You'll be able to check out Dr. Schlotkin's handiwork for real this weekend in Spain. [La Gazetta dello Sport via Axis Of Oversteer] ]]>
Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:30:00 EDT Ray Wert http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=383004&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Geely To Make Chinese Rip-Off Of Ferrari F1 Car? ]]> First it was those wily Italian Ferrari forgers, now the masters of intellectual property reuse seem to be getting into the game of copying the prancing pony boys. By the looks of this illustration, Chinese automaker Geely seems to be flattering Maranello's F1 squad by way of imitation. We're not exactly sure just how official this is, but the mere possibility of Geely building such a car has our heads spinning. Do they really intend on competing in Formula One? Would the car be constructed from carbon-fiber or fiberglass? Would it have a high-revving V8 or a loosely-assembled pig-iron four-banger? Will the paint be lead-based? If we flip it over, will it have one of those golden stickers on its underside?


[via China Car Times]

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Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:00:00 EDT Mark Arnold http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=381461&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ New Max Mosley Sex Video Surfaces Like A German U-Boat ]]> The latest update in the Max Mosley Nazi orgy sex video scandal is the FIA has set a date of June 3rd for a General Assembly meeting of the FIA Senate, in which there is expected to be a vote of no confidence in Mosley. But to be fair, we kind of expected that. What we didn't expect was that the High Court of London would refuse Mosley's injunction against gossip rag News of the World. The injunction saw the removal of the sex video of Mosley engaging in various acts with five prostitutes, but now that the injunction has been refused NotW has restored the video and reports visits to their web site have increased 600%. Well, we could have told them a Nazi sex orgy video starring a Formula 1 chief would be good for traffic. So, better question is what the new video shows us. Well, it's not so much what we can see as it is what we can hear.

The audio stream has Mosley talking like ze Germans he seemingly fantasizes about — except since his understanding of the German language is at about the ninth-grade high school level, he ends up talking mitt ze accent zan mitt ze German vords. That's right, he says some lines which we're sure will now become classic, like:

"Ze need more of ze punishment I think."
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"You are doing good job. Zank you."
Don't believe us? Watch the new video above. But anyway, let's recap here — in case you're an F1 fan who's been living in a cave. Here's where we're at — Formula One main man Max Mosley was caught on video in a Nazi sex orgy with five, count 'em, five hookers. Next, his Jewish boss Bernie Ecclestone, pulled a Tammy Wynette, standing by Max. Then the Bahrain Royal Family said they didn't want a perpetrator of nazi sex orgies showing up at their Grand Prix. Then Max Mosley apologized. Didn't much matter as the ADAC and KNAF then asked for Mosley's resignation. Then we found out Mosley's a fighter, not a runner. And — oh wait, that's it. We guess the Max Mosley Death Watch continues. [NotW via World Car Fans] ]]>
Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:30:00 EDT Matt Hardigree http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=378122&view=rss&microfeed=true