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    Find A Better Car? Ford Canada Will Pay You $100!

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    Image of Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face Tossed Accord taco salad over Malibu face
    06/30/09

    In reply to Find A Better Car? Ford Canada Will Pay You $100!
    Hmmm...
    Lets PRETEND...


    Honda has a Civic type R 5dr hatch... just bouncing around in Canada.


    Yes... LETS PRETEND.


    Then lets ask Ford if they have a front drive 5dr hatch, with a solid reliable rep and good / consistant resale after 5yrs.


    Not to mention..
    I could get the same car from HONDA 10yrs after this bodystyle... and every generation.. AFTER THAT.


    That ALONE tells me to buy Honda.
    Even IF that 5dr hatch ISNT in Canada.


    Now..
    Pose that same question.. agaisnt the Mazda 3 5dr hatch in the SPEED version..


    And Fords aint got shit.
    They also refuse to bring the RS over..


    I call it BANK with a big UPRIGHT H on the grille and hind quarters..

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    06/30/09

    @Tossed Accordtaco salad over Malibu: 'Course... then you'd be stuck with one of those godawful Honda interiors...
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    06/30/09

    @Deartháir - Now with more Age™!:


    If I remember correctly...


    The European ones.. and or JDM ones.. are far better than the U.S

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    07/01/09

    @Tossed Accordtaco salad over Malibu: If we're basing a company solely on its European products, then Ford is the best working-man's car company in the entire world.
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    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    06/30/09

    In reply to Find A Better Car? Ford Canada Will Pay You $100!
    This would make a little more sense if they based "better car" on actual facts and specifications. The Taurus is the most powerful family sedan right? Excluding the expensive European competition that is. It would at the very least get people actually doing research on cars, and realizing where Ford's products stand in light of competition.
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    Image of Flathead  Smith Flathead Smith
    06/30/09

    In reply to Find A Better Car? Ford Canada Will Pay You $100!
    You know, I've just come to a realization about something, in my entire life I have never test driven a new car.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/30/09

    @Flathead Smith: Performance cars are the most fun to test-drive.


    Some dealers will give you the car for the day- usually only SUVs though, around here anyway.

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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    06/30/09

    In reply to Find A Better Car? Ford Canada Will Pay You $100!
    Read the fine print - only applies if you buy a car built in Canada. That ought to keep the expenditures way down.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    06/30/09

    @CPO Alfisted: Sadly, not as much as you might think.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/30/09

    In reply to Find A Better Car? Ford Canada Will Pay You $100!
    I can't think of any present Honda or Toyota I would want over a Ford.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/30/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: S2000, maybe, if they have any left.


    Also, the...


    ...uhh...


    ...right. Nope, that's it.

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    06/30/09

    @FP - tittin' and shittin' with Tomsk: Yeah, maybe the S2000 if they give it some torque.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    06/30/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: I'd never really thought of it that way, but you're absolutely right. I might take a Civic over a Focus, but only until they bring the Euro Focus over. And really, knowing that the Euro Focus is on its way, the Civic wouldn't really be a serious consideration if that's what I were looking for. I'd wait; you'd be a fool not to.
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    06/30/09

    @Deartháir - Now with more Age™!: Exactly. Ford is really stepping up their game.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/30/09

    In reply to Find A Better Car? Ford Canada Will Pay You $100!
    It'll still be worth their money if you test something good - like the Taurus, say, or the Fusion - and say "hey, that's a nice car", go off and buy a Honda, but recommend these strange new Fords to a couple friends of yours, who may go in and have a look for themselves.


    Even if it results in a net profit loss and has only a tiny impact on sales, it'll still improve brand perception among consumers who remember...


    ...well, you aren't going to believe this, but a perfectly-timed beat-up second-gen Taurus, metallic cranberry, just drove by with a rod knock and half its hubcaps missing, as if to illustrate my point.

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    06/30/09

    @FP - tittin' and shittin' with Tomsk: Hold on, that was basically the same colour as the one above...
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    06/30/09

    @FP - tittin' and shittin' with Tomsk: You know, I test drove an Acura RL and a Lincoln MKZ for a review last year. In virtually every way, except for the noise-cancelling stereo, I preferred the Lincoln, despite its softer ride. I think the TL still wins out, but the fact that Lincoln is a serious competitor is a big improvement from only a few years ago.
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    Image of TimTim TimTim
    06/30/09

    In reply to Find A Better Car? Ford Canada Will Pay You $100!
    But I can still just go screw with car salesmen for free and not be obligated to buy some other car, right?
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/30/09

    @TimTim: Yes TimTim, you can.
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    Image of TrojanMan88 TrojanMan88
    06/30/09

    In reply to Find A Better Car? Ford Canada Will Pay You $100!
    It's depressing that these "LOL CANADIAN DOLLARS" jokes are now irrelevant. 1 Canadian dollar=.86 U.S. dollar. Too close for comfort.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    06/30/09

    @TrojanMan88: How about a couple of years ago when, for a few brief moments, the Canadian dollar was worth more than a US dollar in exchange rates? It still wasn't worth as much in real terms (purchasing power), but foreign governments just weren't buying US dollars.


    When I was in Canada for Thanksgiving in 2007, a US dollar was worth about 96 Canadian cents.

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    Image of pj134 pj134
    06/30/09

    @smalleyxb122: ... in Canada... for thanksgiving?
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    06/30/09

    @ambidextrous pj134: I belong to a quirky family. Yes, it was the US Thanksgiving, and the irony of spending it in Canada was not lost on us.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/30/09

    In reply to Find A Better Car? Ford Canada Will Pay You $100!
    $100 bucks to test drive a Ford sled dog team? Count me in.
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    06/30/09

    In reply to Find A Better Car? Ford Canada Will Pay You $100!
    Can American car companies waste any more money? With Chrysler paying for your gas and Ford giving $100, what the heck will GM do to waste money?
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/30/09

    @Maxichamp: Increase the gallons-per-flush in the Renaissance Center.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/30/09

    @Maxichamp: GM is offering to pay for all of the dead hookers you put in the trunk
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    06/30/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Dont forget the blow too.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/30/09

    @Corvette_Thunder- Muscle Milk Trans AM Series Fan: Thanks for the reminder.
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    Image of Vkoslak Vkoslak
    06/30/09

    In reply to Find A Better Car? Ford Canada Will Pay You $100!
    Go in and ask to see a lightweight, rwd, turbo, sports coupe. They might hand you the $100 before you finish saying "lightweight".
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    06/30/09

    @Vkoslak: I like the way you think.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    06/30/09

    @Vkoslak: Rumour is that there should be an EcoBoosted V6 Mustang out shortly, and relatively speaking, the Mustang, at roughly 3500 lbs, is already significantly lighter than its competition, and approximately the same as a Genesis coupe.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    07/01/09

    @Deartháir - Now with more Age™!: You're aware that my solid-steel Volvo weighs a fair bit less than that?
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    Image of Goes Like Stink Goes Like Stink
    06/30/09

    In reply to Find A Better Car? Ford Canada Will Pay You $100!
    But it is still Canadian money
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    Image of Rock517 Rock517
    06/30/09

    @Goes Like Stink: Exactly. That's like $25 USD, right, Dearthair? ;)
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    06/30/09

    @Rock517: At the rate your economy keeps slumping, give it a few weeks, it'll probably be $125 USD.


    Did I mention that our economic indicators are saying the recession you guys have dragged us into could officially be over in Canada? How's it going down there? Oh wait... still recession. Hm. That's rough.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/30/09

    @Deartháir - Now with more Age™!: You're on the ladder climbing out of the pool, we could easily pull you back in.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    06/30/09

    @Deartháir - Now with more Age™!: You guys are a few million short of California on the population front. No fair!
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    Image of pj134 pj134
    06/30/09

    @Ash78: Speaking of which, for the 1 canadian post there have been 5 American retorts/initial insults.
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    06/30/09

    @Deartháir - Now with more Age™!: Does that mean that Canada can finally rely on its own military? :p
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    06/30/09

    @ambidextrous pj134: And, sadly, his one has been better than all of ours combined.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    06/30/09

    @Ash78: Actually I think we're about a million short of the daytime population of New York City, if random stats are to be believed.


    @ambidextrous pj134: It was 38C here last weekend... which is... uh... like, pi*32 of your Fahrenheits or something. Honestly... use real measurements like the rest of the world.


    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: But there are bikinis out at poolside! Why can't you people just climb out and admire them with us already?

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    06/30/09

    @pauljones: Remember a few years back when we decided to opt out of that "Missile Defense Shield" you guys dreamed up? Yeah... same rules still apply.


    We can rely just fine on our military, 'cuz, uh, ain't nobody shooting at us.

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    Image of pj134 pj134
    06/30/09

    @Deartháir - Now with more Age™!: Oh... oh yeah? Well... Well... We're gonna kill your Polar Bears!


    Boys, Rev the H1's!

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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    06/30/09

    @ambidextrous pj134: I'm taking that as an official concession from an American that the arctic is actually part of Canada, not "international territory" like your government keeps rambling on about. Now we can finally put this matter to rest and stop posting Mounties up there for the sole purpose of maintaining a territorial claim.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/30/09

    @Deartháir - Now with more Age™!: It's not me, I'm spending as much as I can, as fast as I can.
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    06/30/09

    @Deartháir - Now with more Age™!: Hold on. When I park myself on a bench in front of the police station, nobody shoots at me either.
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    06/30/09

    @Deartháir - Now with more Age™!: If we really wanted canada, it wouldn't be all that hard to take the whole damn thing :)
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    06/30/09

    @ambidextrous pj134: I dunno about that. First off, you gotta find us, and we've seen your educational system in action. Secondly, you have to defeat our "spread out!" defensive strategy. Thirdly, and by the time you captured our nation's capital, Toronto, we'd have just moved it to somewhere else. Like, say, Inuvik. "Come and get us!"
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    Image of ursa ursa
    06/30/09

    @ambidextrous pj134: yeah that worked out in 1812 real well.


    Although it would be cool to have a second 'Battle of Lake Erie'

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/30/09

    @ursa: If memory serves, you got whupped the first time by one Oliver Hazard Perry. Wanna try it again?


    @PowerTryp: Umm...no, no you didn't. To start with, the Star Spangled Banner is about Fort McHenry, not Washington DC; no, the whitehouse was not burned to the ground, though it was certainly a little singed; and no, that was not Canadians, but the British.

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    06/30/09

    In reply to Find A Better Car? Ford Canada Will Pay You $100!
    So they're just now ripping off Lee Iacocca?
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    06/30/09

    In reply to Find A Better Car? Ford Canada Will Pay You $100!
    How bout they just give me a hundred dollars for test driving their cars? No? Damn Canadians.
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    06/30/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: After the San Francisco Auto Show I got $50 for test driving a Flex and an Escape hybrid. Nice cars. I just wasn't in the market to buy.
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