This functional machine combines "Built Ford Tough" performance with a man-sized custom loadbed food processor. Stainless steel chopping blades combine effortlessly with the massive torque of the 320hp E85 V8 engine to produce finely puréed Toby Keith at the flick of a switch, vastly improving road manners and reducing CO2 emissions.
Lose the graphics, and I'll take the X-treme Toyz Farenheit F-150°.
Of course, I have to look past the irksome "X" in their company name. Then I'll have to ignore the "z" pluralization of toy.
Then I have to overlook the obvious Farenheit 451 reference, since 150° is not the flash point of anything that I know of, and has no significance. Furthermore, any possible connection between said book and the aforementioned truck is lost on me.
10/30/08
This functional machine combines "Built Ford Tough" performance with a man-sized custom loadbed food processor. Stainless steel chopping blades combine effortlessly with the massive torque of the 320hp E85 V8 engine to produce finely puréed Toby Keith at the flick of a switch, vastly improving road manners and reducing CO2 emissions.
Any others?
10/30/08
Oh, wait, THEY ALL ARE!
/wrists
10/30/08
10/30/08
[www.offroadunlimited.com]
10/30/08
Cheesy faux beadlock wheels.
Semi-functional lift
Tacky fender flares
Bunch of lame bolt-on stuff, just like every other truck at SEMA
I hate show trucks. This is so beneath ORU.
10/30/08
10/30/08
Of course, I have to look past the irksome "X" in their company name. Then I'll have to ignore the "z" pluralization of toy.
Then I have to overlook the obvious Farenheit 451 reference, since 150° is not the flash point of anything that I know of, and has no significance. Furthermore, any possible connection between said book and the aforementioned truck is lost on me.
But aside from all that, it looks pretty sweet.
10/30/08
Might actually tap into a potentially growing market for pickup sales.