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news
Oreo Cookie Made Me Do It, Claims Busted Speeder
Even though drivers who do Wrong Things as a result of distraction caused by cellphones, radio adjustment, or 8-hose hookahs get no mercy from John Law, Justin Vonkummer figures he has an airtight excuse for speeding through Salisbury, Connecticut, in his '93 BMW: he was dunking an Oreo in a cup of milk while driving and dropped the cookie. If this one works, look for the Oreo Defense to become a national phenomenon. [KMEG News] -
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gadgets
12 Volt Car-Ready Sandwich Griddle, Because Where Else Should You Make a Grilled Sandiwch?
When driving, I find that I don't really need a MyGig entertainment system, nav system or dropdown DVD player. The odd thing is, my largest cravings for grilled sandwiches like paninis, grilled cheeses and other melts always come when I'm in a car. It's obvious that I'm not the only one who has this similar problem, therefore the 12-volt sandwich maker was born. This sandwich maker will plug into any 12-volt outlet and grill a sandwich to perfection anywhere in the world. Personally, I'm a fan of roast beef and provolone for my roadside grilled treats. $20. [S King Company] -
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Frankfurt Auto Show: Frankfurter at Last!
They rolled out more vendor carts at this non-presse day of the big show. At last we found what we think was a frankfurter. For a mere three euros we scored Paar Würstchen mit senf und Brötchen or what was also listed on the menu as Frankfurter Art. One pair sausages, Frankfurt style - with roll. The mustard was applied mit dispenser. No ketchup was poured. -
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James May on a Proper Cup of Tea
About ten years ago, our Irish cousin worked for the summer in Colorado and arrived in Sacramento pleading with our mum for a proper cup of tea, complaining that nobody in the US seems to be capable of preparing one. The ladyfriend of der Pedrische Jalop is obsessive about a few things: Volkswagens, closets organized by color, Canadian indie bands and tea. She also happens to love James May. And in her estimiation, May knows a thing or three about making a proper cup of tea. Once again, Captain Slow gives you a lift to school. More » -
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ads/promotion
Rolling To Burger King - Literally - With Chub City Cars
Now I'm not an advertising professional (well, except for that gig I once had writing junk mail), but it seems to me that linking the word 'Chub' to your fast-food products might conjure up unpleasant connotations in the minds of the ever-expanding target audience. But Burger King's marketing overlords feel otherwise, and they've gone full-bore into a new cross-promotion campaign featuring the bling-savvy Chub City line of toy cars. This will include the "Rollin' SUV" and the nearly-indistinguishable "Street Ride," plus some sort of launcher that- if there is any goodness left in this world- will send the cars spinning out of control into Oakland-style sideshow moves. More » -
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Audi WIns AOL's Coveted Detroit Auto Show 'Best Food' Prize
We've developed a hoary old maxim when it comes to the Automaker that Used to Be Kind of Horch and then Was Part of Auto Union, Eventually Becoming What We Know Today as Audi. Essentially, it comes down to this: if Audi offers you a meal, you should partake, because their spreads have never failed us. No surprise then, when it came down to satiating starving autojournos at Cobo, AOL gave the VW unit the big nod. More » -
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Detroit Auto Show: Origins of Coney Island Remain Elusive
Every time we go to Detroit the same question is asked. What does Coney Island in Brooklyn, NY have to do with food in Detroit? Even now the mystery of Coney Island has yet to be solved. As to the origins of the phrase Coney Island coming to encompass Detroit cuisine, our own Mr. Wojdyla informed us that there was no answer. The mere mention of Coney Island brought with it an upset stomach to the lovely GM greeter standing near the Volt concept. She emphasized this condition by clutching her midsection. As far as we can determine the term is used loosely to describe either a broad range of food, or specific style of hot dog. Greeks and perhaps Coney Island itself may have been responsible. We need to hire Banacek, Columbo, and Kojak to solve this great culinary mystery. More » -
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Dateline Dearborn, MI: Import Center
While in Detroit half-trying to locate the Ham Center we found instead the Chrysler Import Center. This well lit sign reminds us to not forget about Chrysler's long-term relationship with formerly beloved Mitsibishi. Right after this memory was served we found Miller's, and were served cheeseburgers. Another reminder is the that the Chrysler Conquest was in realty a rebadged Mitsubishi Starion. Not sold at your local Chrysler dealer since 1989. More » -
commentary
The Mustard Gas Rally
Let's have a rally where every car has to be yellow. It can be painted with tempura, covered in Post-Its held down by wheat paste or colored with a hi-liter, if that's the way you want to roll. It can be a B210 or an F430. It just has to be yellow. And along the way, you will have to accomplish various feats involving mustard. For example, during the Beverly Hills stage, pulling up alongside a Roller and videotaping one of the car's occupants asking, "Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?" Or hitting Dodger Stadium during a game and attempting, by any means necessary, to score a hot-dog-stand bottle of the condiment. More »




















