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    2009 Ford Fiesta Gets Cirque Du Soleil'd In Shanghai

    Jalopnik Contributor Reveals His Ford Fiesta-Sized Movement

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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/25/09

    In reply to 2009 Ford Fiesta Gets Cirque Du Soleil'd In Shanghai
    Why is Ford changing the styling for the North American market again? What's wrong with it? I know it'll be a minor change, mostly a bumper job. But this kind of crap makes me more angry than say, a totally new sheetmetal.


    The last car to do that to me was... Saab 9-3 SportCombi. I went to the auto show thinking it'll have the crushed ice-effect taillamps that the European versions had, but noooooo. For some lameass reason, they had to have the clear red reflectors. Out of blinding rage, I slammed the taillamp of the US spec 9-3 SportCombi, prompting a poor Saab booth professional to rush to the car asking if everything was okay. Then I gave a long rant about how the 9-3 doesn't have the awesome crushed ice taillamps, which must have confused the dear girl. Sigh... I think that was the same year a Mitsubishi sales manager told me to get bigger aftermarket turbos on an Evo since we don't get FQ-400s here.


    Well. I was vindicated though, since the later 9-3s all get crushed ice taillamps anyway.

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    04/25/09

    In reply to 2009 Ford Fiesta Gets Cirque Du Soleil'd In Shanghai
    I have seen the future and it is toy-like, tiny fugly-assed jellybeans on tiny wheels with engines an old sewing machine would outpower.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/25/09

    In reply to 2009 Ford Fiesta Gets Cirque Du Soleil'd In Shanghai
    Okay, screw my memory, but has any subcompact ever been hyped this much?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/25/09

    @Strooooolling the Jalopplayer: Well, yes.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/25/09

    @FuzzyPlushroomanyte:
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/25/09

    @FuzzyPlushroomanyte: Yes. Well done, one's old bean. Absolutely top hole!
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/25/09

    In reply to 2009 Ford Fiesta Gets Cirque Du Soleil'd In Shanghai
    Couldn't they have dropped an American-market Focus from the roof? Onto bitumen? In freefall?
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/25/09

    In reply to 2009 Ford Fiesta Gets Cirque Du Soleil'd In Shanghai
    Go, Go Power Rangers!
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/25/09

    @.357 Is Now Seeing Stars: That star looks good one you. Good job.


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    Image of .357 .357
    04/26/09

    @Pessimipposaurus: Thanks. Red Ranger kicks quite a bit of ass.
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    Image of TheGuinnessTooth TheGuinnessTooth
    03/24/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Contributor Reveals His Ford Fiesta-Sized Movement
    FAIL! He pronounced LOLCats wrong.
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    03/24/09

    @TheGuinnessTooth: Hey, he invented them, he gets to decide how to pronounce them.
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    Image of LTDScott LTDScott
    03/23/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Contributor Reveals His Ford Fiesta-Sized Movement
    Hey Beavis, what's a 4chan?


    Oh and if that Rick Rolling thing is true, I'ma kick you in the nuts if I ever meet you.


    Although racing with Saabs Gone Wild may be adequate punishment :)

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    Image of loquaciousmusic loquaciousmusic
    03/23/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Contributor Reveals His Ford Fiesta-Sized Movement
    If you had been chased by a Corvette through the Mall of America in that Fiesta, they would've had to stop the competition and give you one in every color.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    03/23/09

    @loquaciousmusic: Especially if the Vette had mauled a stack of teddy bears.
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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    03/23/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Contributor Reveals His Ford Fiesta-Sized Movement
    What is it with bloggers who are begging for a Fiesta? First I saw Davey Johnson's Video for one, and now Diddles....


    I think you have to be a lot older than 22 to get a car, but what do i know? The whole interwebs are teaming with 20 somethings that want something all the time.

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    Image of .357 .357
    03/23/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Contributor Reveals His Ford Fiesta-Sized Movement
    Good job. It was very entertaining.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    03/23/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Contributor Reveals His Ford Fiesta-Sized Movement
    Diddles, this was really, really great!

    ++for admitting 4chan.

    I hear there's a self-help group for that now.

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    03/23/09

    @Novaload Misses Murilee: 4chan is awful.


    in over 9000 ways.


    newfags can't triforce.

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    Image of Unevolved has three moving parts. Unevolved has three moving parts.
    03/23/09

    @Novaload Misses Murilee: Yeah, but no one's allowed to talk about it.


    Jesus, that just scares me to think about what would show up at a /b/ support group.

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    03/24/09

    @Unevolved- Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists.: traps?
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    Image of General Halfshaftery General Halfshaftery
    03/23/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Contributor Reveals His Ford Fiesta-Sized Movement
    Twenty
    two?


    You want to enter that contest?! Hell you're barely old enough to even go get me beer, which you will now do because you are twenty damn two. lol


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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    03/23/09

    @General Halfshaftery: Hearing Diddles (sorry!) utter the words that he's 22 made me feel old - I turned 23 last week. There's no way I'll ever be hip enough to win a cool new hatchback, although I can try seeing if Mercury will hook me up with a Grand Marquis.
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    Image of TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah
    03/23/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Contributor Reveals His Ford Fiesta-Sized Movement
    Your strange, I like you.
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    Image of TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah
    03/23/09

    @TexanIdiot25's Chevrolet CST10 is on the streets!: But if you add me on facebook or myspace, it's over.
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    Image of B1663R B1663R
    03/23/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Contributor Reveals His Ford Fiesta-Sized Movement
    GO ANDREW GO!111111!!111111!!!111!!1


    Jalopnik Fiesta Hoonage FTW!11!1!11!!1!1!!1!1

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    Image of Ford Tempo Fanatic Ford Tempo Fanatic
    03/23/09

    In reply to Jalopnik Contributor Reveals His Ford Fiesta-Sized Movement
    That video: Awesome.

    Ford Fiesta: Awesome.


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