What's The Formula For The Perfect Super Bowl Car Ad?

Welcome to a new feature where I ask our own Jason Torchinsky to answer random questions — from readers, people I meet on the streets, and imaginary folks he thinks he's talking to — in handy flowchart form. We call it "Flow on the Floor." Today he's answering: What Should My Super Bowl Ad Be? — Ed. » 1/31/12 3:30pm 1/31/12 3:30pm