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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    10/27/09

    In reply to The Other Ford SEMA Show Cars
    Oh dear god. I just took a look at these custom Fords, and I think I'm going to regret covering the show. Can they get ever more tasteless than these creations?

    Oh well, just got to stand up tall, and report what I see. Maybe they will look better in person. #ford
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    Image of dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
    10/26/09

    In reply to The Other Ford SEMA Show Cars
    If you watch this video you can see the fswerks focus chirp it's tires going into 2nd. sounds good.
    [www.youtube.com] #ford
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    Image of TR3-A TR3-A
    10/26/09

    In reply to The Other Ford SEMA Show Cars
    Lets see... a bunch of custom FWD cars. Can I hear you say poser? I knew you could. Another example of the triumph of style over substance. #ford
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    Image of philibuster philibuster
    10/26/09

    @TR3-A: But some are AWD! #ford
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    Image of that ain't the way to have fun, son that ain't the way to have fun, son
    10/26/09

    In reply to The Other Ford SEMA Show Cars
    I just want a SHO with a very selective pick-and-choose list of stuff which adds mass. #ford
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    10/26/09

    In reply to The Other Ford SEMA Show Cars
    That Flex hardly "breaks the mold of cookie-cutter project vehicles on oversized chrome rim" in fact, it seems more to me that they actually used the definition of "the mold" as an instruction manual.

    And I just can't get behind this Transit obsession. Sorry, it just doesn't look like a passenger vehicle to me, and no attempt to Westphallicize it will make me think different. #ford
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    Image of mickyslick mickyslick
    10/26/09

    @weatherman: it could just be that I know who's doing the Flex, but it seems to me that the recent trend is to put really large wheels on a car, and not bother to fix the ride height. Without giving anything away, this car is gonna be slammed, with large wheels. But again, I'm biased. #ford
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    Image of ManicSquirrel is preparing for winter ManicSquirrel is preparing for winter
    10/26/09

    @weatherman: I was thinking the same thing...

    "breaks the mold of cookie-cutter project vehicles on oversized chrome rims" followed by "Rolling on 22inch falken tires and wire spoke dayton wheels".

    I get behind the Transit obsession though, but for commercial reasons rather than passenger reasons #ford
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    Image of Maymar Maymar
    10/26/09

    In reply to The Other Ford SEMA Show Cars
    Re. "coolover" - that word must be stricken from the collective vocabulary. I'm almost tempted to carpet bomb the English language so that it is never spoken again.

    I want the FSWERKS Focus though, however they forced in 500hp. The MRT-Direct SHO is pretty nice looking too, maybe how it should have looked from the factory. #ford
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/25/09

    In reply to 2009 Ford Fiesta Gets Cirque Du Soleil'd In Shanghai
    Why is Ford changing the styling for the North American market again? What's wrong with it? I know it'll be a minor change, mostly a bumper job. But this kind of crap makes me more angry than say, a totally new sheetmetal.


    The last car to do that to me was... Saab 9-3 SportCombi. I went to the auto show thinking it'll have the crushed ice-effect taillamps that the European versions had, but noooooo. For some lameass reason, they had to have the clear red reflectors. Out of blinding rage, I slammed the taillamp of the US spec 9-3 SportCombi, prompting a poor Saab booth professional to rush to the car asking if everything was okay. Then I gave a long rant about how the 9-3 doesn't have the awesome crushed ice taillamps, which must have confused the dear girl. Sigh... I think that was the same year a Mitsubishi sales manager told me to get bigger aftermarket turbos on an Evo since we don't get FQ-400s here.


    Well. I was vindicated though, since the later 9-3s all get crushed ice taillamps anyway.

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    04/25/09

    In reply to 2009 Ford Fiesta Gets Cirque Du Soleil'd In Shanghai
    I have seen the future and it is toy-like, tiny fugly-assed jellybeans on tiny wheels with engines an old sewing machine would outpower.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/25/09

    In reply to 2009 Ford Fiesta Gets Cirque Du Soleil'd In Shanghai
    Okay, screw my memory, but has any subcompact ever been hyped this much?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/25/09

    @Strooooolling the Jalopplayer: Well, yes.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/25/09

    @FuzzyPlushroomanyte:
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/25/09

    @FuzzyPlushroomanyte: Yes. Well done, one's old bean. Absolutely top hole!
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/25/09

    In reply to 2009 Ford Fiesta Gets Cirque Du Soleil'd In Shanghai
    Couldn't they have dropped an American-market Focus from the roof? Onto bitumen? In freefall?
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/25/09

    In reply to 2009 Ford Fiesta Gets Cirque Du Soleil'd In Shanghai
    Go, Go Power Rangers!
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/25/09

    @.357 Is Now Seeing Stars: That star looks good one you. Good job.


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    Image of .357 .357
    04/26/09

    @Pessimipposaurus: Thanks. Red Ranger kicks quite a bit of ass.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    03/16/09

    In reply to Sand Artist Scott Wade Makes Art Out Of Ford Flex
    The house of sand and flex.


    Needs more Jennifer Connelly.

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    Image of 03SVT Defender of SUVs, friend to the douche 03SVT Defender of SUVs, friend to the douche
    03/16/09

    In reply to Sand Artist Scott Wade Makes Art Out Of Ford Flex
    Shouldn't he have used a Chevy Lumina?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/16/09

    @03SVT: To cover up all the bare metal exposed by the paint flaking off in sheets?
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    Image of dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity
    03/16/09

    @03SVT: Or a Plymouth Duster?
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    03/16/09

    In reply to Sand Artist Scott Wade Makes Art Out Of Ford Flex
    I can do that. Well, not really, but I like to think I could. Aw, who am I kidding. I'm an engineer. I'm left-brain dominant. The most work my right-brain sees is coming up with comments to put on Jalopnik.
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    03/16/09

    In reply to Sand Artist Scott Wade Makes Art Out Of Ford Flex
    Hey, guy, you played this out a long time ago. Get a new medium!

    Boy, I'm glad I'm not relying on a shark-jumped meme for my continuing livelihood.


    Wait, what AM I relying on, again?

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/16/09

    @Tanshanomi's Town Car = 125 Jalop points: A '92 Town Car, I believe.
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