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Keep Your Pants On: Ford Denies Involvement In Link-Love Of Celebrity Genitalia

I think we've just about found the world's most tenuous attempt to tie a major auto company to celeb snatch shots — not like there was a huge list of also-rans. Well, except for this. But we digress. AdAge, the paragon — nay, penultimate — purveyors of pristine reporting — ran a headline this morning that tells us nothing but promises us everything:
Ford Denies Connection to Web-Concert Porno Promo
Let's see if we can walk everyone through the dubious internal link scenario AdAge has tossed out this morning in an attempt to drum up some readership — and maybe a link or two from the "real" business press. The controversy begins with ... More »

10:31 AM on Tue Dec 19 2006
By Ray Wert
1,149 views, 5 comments

Latest by Mike the Dog: Am I the only one here who knows that "penultimate" means "next-to-last"? more »

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Jalopnik Poll: The China Show's Got Booth Babes Too!

Yes, that's right, it would appear in addition to capitalism, the Chinese have also learned about the importance of selling metal with flesh. But unlike some of the other shows, the booth babes of Beijing's China Auto Show appear to be of a more classy variety than a couple of the other second-tier shows, like say...Moscow...or Paris. But we do hear there's different strokes for different folks. Why don't you take a look for yourself and help us pit the winner of our last booth babe bonanza, the lovely ladies of Moscow — against the winners we found in China. [Hat tip to Gridskipper!] – Ray Wert More »

1:46 PM on Thu Nov 30 2006
By Ray Wert
5,549 views, 16 comments

Latest by SpudMills: The Asian chicks are all cute and skinny, while the other lot had a couple slutty cows among some cute ones. Favor: China. more »

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Ferrari Flambe En France, Part Deux! Russian TV Host Tina Kandelaki ID'd As Suleiman Kerimov's Passenger

More details have emerged from the final ride of Suleiman Kerimov's now bent, burned and busted Enzo Ferrari. First of all, witnesses claim that Kerimov, the Russian billionaire and Duma deputy injured in an accident in his Ferrari on Sunday, was traveling at "faster than posted" speeds. Yes, that was pretty much assumed — but what's just as likely was his distraction due to the purported "unidentified woman" in the passenger seat who suffered burns on her thighs and hands. Well, now she's the "identified woman" — as the Russian press is claiming it's CTC television host Tina Kandelaki, and in addition to Russian TV host, she's also apparently a lingerie expert and model for the Russian version of FHM — as you can see from the gallery below. One thing's for certain — she's obvs hotter than "Dietrich." More »

10:05 AM on Tue Nov 28 2006
By Ray Wert
7,319 views, 1 comment

Latest by htrdoblder: "First you getta the money, then you getta the power, when you getta the power, then you getta the women" more »

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Why Yes, That Man IS Pulling A Car With His Penis

As you can see, he's totally got the one-car penis-pull mastered. Of course now that we've seen this we're wondering whether it's possible for Swedish TV to get any weirder. Why yes, it can — because we hear he's now working towards attempting the two-car penis pull. Video (and yes, it's safe for work) via the link below. [Hat tip to Nick!] – Ray Wert More »

6:15 PM on Mon Nov 20 2006
By Ray Wert
27,571 views, 7 comments

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Beaucoup Belgium Booth Babes: The 2006 International Tuning Salon

The 2006 International Tuning Salon just finished up over in Belgium and although we weren't there, the pictures and video we've seen indicate it was one hell of a party. Although the 330 custom cars and tuners are more than outmatched by the orgy of aftermarket product uses on display at SEMA, the copious flesh on display at the Nekkerhal Mechelen make the Las Vegas strippers booth babes look like a convent. Although we do have to say there may be a line they've crossed out in Belgium, because we've no idea what fire-breathing and panty-stripping lesbians have to do with cars — but whatevs, we'll roll with it. The gallery below and the video after the jump are definitely Not Safe For Work. – Ray Wert More »

1:01 PM on Tue Nov 14 2006
By Ray Wert
6,172 views, 19 comments

Latest by IppoJ: Maybe,if I beg enough, can this be a regular featured gallery? Something suitably cryptic like, 'Fender Gallery' or something. Weekly would be great. more »

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SEMA Show: How Can You Sell Tires If You Don't Have Any Booth Babes?

As Jalopnik photographer-of-the-star-cars Curtis Walker was want to tell us — there are rules for booth babes at SEMA. Apparently, this stuff doesn't just happen by chance — and here's his explanation of where you'll find the booth babes, what they'll be wearing and why — and all with a helpful reference gallery below:
"It would appear that there is a correlation between skin factor and company size. Ford and GM, for example, don't have booth babes. Companies selling rims and exhaust systems have girls with cleavage showing in the front or rear."
While we'd agree with Curtis' assessment, we feel compelled to add the following addendum:
"Companies selling tires have girls with cleavage showing in the front and the rear."
Because you know, that's just how they roll — we mean, how else are you going to get folks to snap pictures of your tires? – Ray Wert More »

1:00 PM on Mon Nov 6 2006
By Ray Wert
41,385 views, 18 comments

Latest by Al Navarro: Just back from an auto pilgrimage. For the record, at the New York "show", the manufacturers of actual autos sometimes have female presence..ususally an attractive, tall, elegantly dressed, and well groomed spokesmodel. I stop asking "Do you come with the more »