What's The Best Vehicle To Have Sex In?

A survey of 1,000 Brits found 54% say they've attempted sex in a car, but less than half rated their auto-erotic exploits enjoyable. Obviously. Who would enjoy acrobatics in a Daewoo Lacetti? Which raises the question — what's better? » 12/31/10 11:30am 12/31/10 11:30am

Russian Tuner Fucks Rolls-Royce Hood Ornament

As part of a tuning package for the Rolls-Royce Phantom, Russian tuner Dartz (they of the whale penis interior) replaced the storied "Spirit of Ecstasy" hood ornament with a couple engaged in sexual relations. It's dubbed the "Spirit of Xtasy." » 11/29/10 1:30pm 11/29/10 1:30pm

Yes, This Is Really Topless Drifting

Hungarian engineer Oszkár Asboth invented one of the first functioning helicopters. One-hundred years later the Hungarian Drifting Association has invented topless drifting. Progress! The video's semi-NSFW because of their solution to the persistent problem of nipple chaffing. » 9/29/10 1:00pm 9/29/10 1:00pm

Ten Deviant Automotive Fetishes

Kate Walsh once famously asked, "When you turn your car on, does it return the favor?" You answered with all sorts of deliciously weird and sadistic sexual deviancy. Here are your ten fetishes of choice. » 7/09/10 11:00am 7/09/10 11:00am

Sate Your Desire For Women Strapped Into Seat Belts

How is it there are three separate Yahoo! groups — one with over 1000 members — dedicated to the fetish of seat belts (and women strapped into them) and we've only just now found them? (Links are probably NSFW) » 7/07/10 4:00pm 7/07/10 4:00pm

Undressing, Sexual Acts Among Top Activities While Driving

According to a recent survey, approximately 35% of drivers have undressed or changed clothes while driving, 29% of drivers admit to kissing while in motion, and another 15% say they've engaged in sexual acts while in the driver's seat. » 5/25/10 4:00pm 5/25/10 4:00pm

The Cars of the Playboy Playmates

Since 1964, Playboy's given a car to every Playmate of the Year. This year, the magazine gave Hope Dworaczyk a BMW S1000RR motorcycle. This exclusive retrospective shows how her bike stacks up against the rest of the Playmate garage. » 5/12/10 2:00pm 5/12/10 2:00pm

Booth Professionals Of The 2010 Beijing Motor Show

The Beijing Motor Show is big and has lots to look at. With so many booth professionals getting in the way, it was nearly impossible to take a clean photograph. Here are the leftovers we had to toss out. » 4/29/10 5:30pm 4/29/10 5:30pm

What Car Has The Most Sex-Friendly Backseat?

Dan Neil was famously fired for describing sex in the backseat of a Ford as "loving, consensual and - given the Expedition's dual airbags - safe." It's roomy, but we can do better. What car has the most sex-friendly backseat? » 4/22/10 11:30am 4/22/10 11:30am

The Sexy Secret History Of BMW's New Artist

Jeff Koons isn't just the artist behind BMW's latest art car — he's also created some seriously erotic artwork. Take this piece, depicting his porn-star ex-wife, titled "Dirty Jeff on Top." Is this the kind of artist BMW wants? (NSFW) » 4/12/10 1:45pm 4/12/10 1:45pm

Bankrupt Runaway Prius Driver Owns Adult Swinger Site

Earlier today we broke a story about the San Diego runaway Toyota Prius driver James Sikes recently declaring bankruptcy. Now, a review of records shows a link to a sex site for couples and a series of mysterious thefts. UPDATE! » 3/11/10 8:30pm 3/11/10 8:30pm

2010 Pirelli Calendar: Seriously, What Does This Have To Do With Tires?…

We have Terry Richardson to thank for the not-so-subtly pornographic pictures of just-of-age girls in the 2010 Pirelli Calendar. We have no idea what this has to do with selling tires, but here's the whole thing, uncensored. Super NSFW! » 1/28/10 4:00pm 1/28/10 4:00pm

Moscow Highway Billboard Hacked to Show Porn

In a logical conclusion to zombies, velociraptors and Brits, a giant Moscow video screen has been hacked to show hardcore porn. Click for NSFW-unless-you-work-in-Eastern-Europe video! » 1/18/10 8:30am 1/18/10 8:30am

GM Engineer Takes Buyout, Creates Sexual Penetration Machine

A newly-unemployed GM engineer found a creative way to spend his government-funded buyout check and new-found free time, investing both into a whole new kind of horsepower. Meet the "Pleasuring Pony" and yes, it's a ready-for-Hung sex toy. » 10/12/09 3:30pm 10/12/09 3:30pm

Ten Worst Cars To Have Sex In

Earlier this week, the masculoids at Ask Men released their list of the ten best cars to have sex in — complete with positions. After careful deliberation we're prepared to warn you off these ten worst, complete with reasons. » 9/10/09 2:30pm 9/10/09 2:30pm

Girls In Seat Belts Fetish: Equal Parts Creepy, Hot

As far as fetishes go, girls in seat belts makes sense to us, it's also probably one of the safest. All we know is, we bet you'll never look at a seat belt the same way after this NSFW mega-gallery. » 6/22/09 4:00pm 6/22/09 4:00pm

Keep Your Pants On: Ford Denies Involvement In Link-Love Of Celebrity…

I think we've just about found the world's most tenuous attempt to tie a major auto company to celeb snatch shots — not like there was a huge list of also-rans. Well, except for this. But we digress. AdAge, the paragon — nay, penultimate — purveyors of pristine reporting — ran a headline this morning that tells us… » 12/19/06 10:31am 12/19/06 10:31am

Jalopnik Poll: The China Show's Got Booth Babes Too!

Yes, that's right, it would appear in addition to capitalism, the Chinese have also learned about the importance of selling metal with flesh. But unlike some of the other shows, the booth babes of Beijing's China Auto Show appear to be of a more classy variety than a couple of the other second-tier shows, like say...… » 11/30/06 1:46pm 11/30/06 1:46pm

Ferrari Flambe En France, Part Deux! Russian TV Host Tina Kandelaki…

More details have emerged from the final ride of Suleiman Kerimov's now bent, burned and busted Enzo Ferrari. First of all, witnesses claim that Kerimov, the Russian billionaire and Duma deputy injured in an accident in his Ferrari on Sunday, was traveling at "faster than posted" speeds. Yes, that was pretty much… » 11/28/06 10:05am 11/28/06 10:05am

Why Yes, That Man IS Pulling A Car With His Penis

As you can see, he's totally got the one-car penis-pull mastered. Of course now that we've seen this we're wondering whether it's possible for Swedish TV to get any weirder. Why yes, it can — because we hear he's now working towards attempting the two-car penis pull. Video (and yes, it's safe for work) via the link… » 11/20/06 6:15pm 11/20/06 6:15pm