Keep Your Pants On: Ford Denies Involvement In Link-Love Of Celebrity Genitalia

I think we've just about found the world's most tenuous attempt to tie a major auto company to celeb snatch shots — not like there was a huge list of also-rans. Well, except for this. But we digress. AdAge, the paragon — nay, penultimate — purveyors of pristine reporting — ran a headline this morning that tells us… » 12/19/06 10:31am 12/19/06 10:31am

Jalopnik Poll: The China Show's Got Booth Babes Too!

Yes, that's right, it would appear in addition to capitalism, the Chinese have also learned about the importance of selling metal with flesh. But unlike some of the other shows, the booth babes of Beijing's China Auto Show appear to be of a more classy variety than a couple of the other second-tier shows, like say...… » 11/30/06 1:46pm 11/30/06 1:46pm

Ferrari Flambe En France, Part Deux! Russian TV Host Tina Kandelaki ID'd As Suleiman Kerimov's Passenger

More details have emerged from the final ride of Suleiman Kerimov's now bent, burned and busted Enzo Ferrari. First of all, witnesses claim that Kerimov, the Russian billionaire and Duma deputy injured in an accident in his Ferrari on Sunday, was traveling at "faster than posted" speeds. Yes, that was pretty much… » 11/28/06 10:05am 11/28/06 10:05am

Why Yes, That Man IS Pulling A Car With His Penis

As you can see, he's totally got the one-car penis-pull mastered. Of course now that we've seen this we're wondering whether it's possible for Swedish TV to get any weirder. Why yes, it can — because we hear he's now working towards attempting the two-car penis pull. Video (and yes, it's safe for work) via the link… » 11/20/06 6:15pm 11/20/06 6:15pm