<![CDATA[Jalopnik: fish]]> http://tags.jalopnik.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jalopnik.com.png <![CDATA[Jalopnik: fish]]> http://jalopnik.com/tag/fish http://jalopnik.com/tag/fish <![CDATA[Six-Foot Nurse Shark Found On Miami Street]]> A six-foot-long Nurse Shark was found in the middle of a Miami street on Tuesday after two men unsuccessfully tried to sell it to local fish markets. You read correctly. A shark. In the street.

In total, police visited three fish markets in the vicinity of the dumped shark, with each sharing a similar story of two men attempting to sell the shark for a sum of $10 to $20.

Jorge Sanchez of Casablanca Fish Market told WPLG reporter, Roger Lohse;

"It was still moving. The gills were moving and the eyes were moving. It was two homeless (men), and I said, 'What are you guys doing with this shark?' He said, 'I got it myself. It's 87 pounds. I want $10 for it.' I said, 'That's not good. I'm not going to buy it.'"

As news got out of the shark, a passenger of the city's Metromover train came forward after realizing they had snapped a photograph of the then, still alive shark, but unfortunately did not capture the two men traveling with it. Police are trying to determine whether security cameras picked up the faces of the fishy duo after reviewing blurry surveillance video near the scene of the dumped fish. They currently have no leads.

Officer Jorge Pino of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission said;

"In my 20 years of law enforcement, I've never seen a shark in the middle of the street anywhere. It doesn't surprise me in Miami. I've seen all kinds of weird things, but a shark in the middle of the street is something completely unusual. It's not a major crime here. It's something unusual. It's something that we certainly would like to get to the bottom of."

It's been determined that the Nurse Shark was not a protected animal or on an endangered species list and was thrown back into the ocean late Tuesday night. Please, people, don't leave sharks in the street.

[via WPLG Miami, video via AP]

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<![CDATA[VW SpaceFox Fish-Dog Commercial Both Creepy And Adorable]]> Bear-Shark it ain't, but hit play to see a Volkswagen SpaceFox commercial starring the Fish-Dog (or maybe Dog-Fish), the strangest animal hybrid combination since ManBearPig.

Almapp BBDO of San Paulo, Brazil created this interesting spot for the South American VW SpaceFox. At the end of the ad a tagline is shown saying the SpaceFox can be "anything you imagine," but its not quite a hybrid so we're a bit confused by the connotation. If it could be anything we'd imagine, we'd make the SpaceFox a fauxrrari and promote it with the way more badass hybridized human-dog. Regardless, its a creative piece of advertising that somehow makes us crave sashimi after watching.


Don't stand by me little dog-fish, you're creeping me out.


[via YouTube]

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<![CDATA[Detroit Auto Show: Amphibious Tang Hua Detroit Fish]]> We practiced our love with the Tang Hua Book of Songs earlier, and now for the less phallic, more idiosyncratic Tang Hua Detroit Fish. "Detroit Fish" would be an odd name for a car if it weren't for the fact that this fish can evidently swim. Yes indeed, this is the only amphibious crossover at the Detroit Auto Show. While this might not be the most popular segment at the moment, Tang Hua's marketing team has an ingenious strategy - sell one to President George W. Bush for use on his Texas ranch. Tang Hua wants the renowned environmentalist to help kick start its US product blitz with some top notch product placement.

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<![CDATA[Teach a Fish to Drive and He ...]]>

Artist Seith Weiner created a tech-ceptual piece that offers the waterbound mobility on land — a vehicle driven by the movements of a fish in a bowl. How did he do it? Lessee: A fish, a bowl, some wheels and a bunch of really complicated stuff like cameras and software. Needless to say, it's one short roll for fish (sorry, Terranaut), one giant burnout in the parking lot for fishkind.

Vehicle piloted by a fish [We Make Money Not Art]

Related:
Man in China Pulls a Car With His Ears, Breaks No Eggs; Japan s Art Trucks at Night [internal]

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