A man in possession of the world's greatest licenseplate has lost his battle with the Virginia DMV, who ridiculously claim it encourages oral sex with kids instead of just cannibalism. Here's their predictably unfunny response to the funny plate.
A 24-year-old woman scrounging around for her phone rammed the back of a Chevy Volt with her Ford Explorer. The Volt, probably a fleet car, was towed away. Anyone know a 44-year-old Free Methodist GM employee from Linden? [via GM-Volt]