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    Fiesta Movement Car Stolen In New York, Ford Incites Vigilantism!

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    Image of Flathead  Smith Flathead Smith
    05/15/09

    In reply to Fiesta Movement Car Stolen In New York, Ford Incites Vigilantism!
    Good riddance I say
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    Image of A strolling player got drunk and A strolling player got drunk and
    05/15/09

    @Flathead Smith: Now, now, there's no need for hostility.
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    05/15/09

    In reply to Fiesta Movement Car Stolen In New York, Ford Incites Vigilantism!
    Wait, the new Fiesta doesn't have an immobilizer? I mean sh*t, my 2000 Altima has coded keys...


    Or did mcdouchington leave the keys in the car... in New York

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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    05/15/09

    In reply to Fiesta Movement Car Stolen In New York, Ford Incites Vigilantism!
    Who's taking care of Jiambi and the rest of the playhouse while he tweets for Ford?
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    05/15/09

    In reply to Fiesta Movement Car Stolen In New York, Ford Incites Vigilantism!
    In related news, Dave Attell is going to be really surprised to learn he has a Ford Fiesta tomorrow morning.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    05/15/09

    @Ash78: Sex is not that important; it's the afterward part when you're naked and it's warm. Watching the sun come up through the windshield you look in her good eye and you help strap on her leg and you know: you fucked a pirate.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    05/15/09

    In reply to Fiesta Movement Car Stolen In New York, Ford Incites Vigilantism!
    It was probably just the douche-bag police on repossession duty.
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    Image of WheatKing WheatKing
    05/15/09

    In reply to Fiesta Movement Car Stolen In New York, Ford Incites Vigilantism!
    gps tracking eh?


    Does that work in shipping containers?


    Just asking..


    No need to question it..


    brb..


    Hey.. say i'm travelling north on I95... and i've got a 1/2 tank.. think i can make it to say... Bridgeport... I got a boat to catch.

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    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    05/15/09

    In reply to Fiesta Movement Car Stolen In New York, Ford Incites Vigilantism!
    Geez, heartless bastards...if you know a car's been stolen (or otherwise used in a crime) and you see it pass you on the interstate, yes, call the damn highway patrol, but don't make fun of the guy who it was stolen from. Next thing I know you'll be making fun of a rape victim's torn clothes. And I hate to know what you think of Amber Alerts.
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    Image of eldo500 eldo500
    05/15/09

    @Jeb_Hoge: Apparently you missed the picture of the douchebag.


    [cache.gawker.com]

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    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    05/15/09

    @eldo500: Matters not. Would you want someone deciding that they'd rather goof on you than help you find your car/dog/kid?


    [sarcasm]Oh yeah, there's a couple of teens missing from Tallahassee. Check out their pics! [www.wctv.tv] [/sarcasm]

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/15/09

    @Jeb_Hoge: This may be "his car", but it's not his car. It's only being lent to him for a year.


    So yeah, it sucks, but it's not all that bad. And he does look like a douche. Shit, I drive a Volvo and I keep my goatee trimmed.

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    Image of jduffy13 jduffy13
    05/15/09

    @Jeb_Hoge:


    I agree with you. I fail to see the funny in this.


    People who steal cars should be placed in stocks in the town square and beaten with an ax handle by the owner of the car.


    I hope a vigilante catches this slob and gives him a good going over.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/15/09

    @jduffy13: And I agree with you. The only funny in this is that it's probably a publicity stunt, and the guy they lent the car to looks like a complete dick. Ordinary car thefts, well, let's just say I take a Texan stand on 'em.
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    Image of bzr bzr
    05/15/09

    In reply to Fiesta Movement Car Stolen In New York, Ford Incites Vigilantism!
    Twitter: serious business.


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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    05/15/09

    In reply to Fiesta Movement Car Stolen In New York, Ford Incites Vigilantism!
    It has to be a joyrider, because it makes no sense from a black market standpoint. I mean, the Olds Cutlass Ciera wasn't the most stolen car in the country for years because it was hip.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/15/09

    @FromaBuick6: And the Camry. Oh lord.
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    05/15/09

    @FromaBuick6:

    Says you. All those old folks couldn't have been wrong, Olds is way cooler than Buick.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    05/15/09

    @blah blah blah: As a kid, I remember thinking my grandmother's new 1991 Oldsmobile Eighty Eight Royale, white with red interior and wire wheel covers, was a neat car.


    As I've already stated once today, I was an odd child.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    05/15/09

    @FromaBuick6: I liked my grandmother's forest-green-over-black-leather, black-topped, gold-trimmed-alloyed '00 Sebring convertible with the 2.7. Best Sebring ever made.
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    Image of If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face
    05/15/09

    @FstrPssycw: Well, compared to the mediocre 2nd gen. car and the absolutely atrocious, hideous, disgusting 3rd gen. car, you're right. I don't think I've seen a new one that isn't a rental.


    Personally, I vote for the Lebaron GTC.

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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    05/15/09

    In reply to Fiesta Movement Car Stolen In New York, Ford Incites Vigilantism!
    Maybe he can plead his case through a NY Times editorial.


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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/15/09

    In reply to Fiesta Movement Car Stolen In New York, Ford Incites Vigilantism!
    No no no, don't stop the vigilante twats! Chase them with camcorders and cell phones and give us something for a new "Top 5 Vigilante Twats Caught on Camera" article! You can include that guy who tried to stop a car chase in LA by trying to run after the car the cops were chasing.
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    Image of Forgetful - GT Junkie Forgetful - GT Junkie
    05/15/09

    In reply to Fiesta Movement Car Stolen In New York, Ford Incites Vigilantism!
    Vigilante Social Media Gurus. Scott-Dog Monty, the Bounty Hunter. Maybe he'll bring more attention to this stolen car than he's brought to Ford as a whole. Baby steps Scott. Baby steps.
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    05/15/09

    @Forgetful:


    [www.southparkstudios.com]

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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    05/15/09

    In reply to Fiesta Movement Car Stolen In New York, Ford Incites Vigilantism!
    I hope it gets away.
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    Image of lilwillie lilwillie
    05/15/09

    In reply to Fiesta Movement Car Stolen In New York, Ford Incites Vigilantism!
    One down, Ninety Nine to go. My evil plot is working.
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    Image of philipmein philipmein
    05/15/09

    @lilwillie's E21 leaks no more.: Gone in 60 Seconds.


    Didorsi's is Eleanor.

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    Image of 1300ccsoffury 1300ccsoffury
    05/15/09

    @philipmein: Diddles' Fiesta Movement video was better than anything Nic Cage has done.
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    05/15/09

    In reply to Fiesta Movement Car Stolen In New York, Ford Incites Vigilantism!
    At least Ford isn't doing anything to turn a major crime into a PR stunt. Because, you know, that would be classless.
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    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    05/15/09

    @FlakJack: I know, right?
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    Ray Wert was starred Ray Wert was unstarred
    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/15/09

    @FlakJack: Well I do like to think we live in a classless society...
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