Jalopnik: Fierenzo

Jalopnik Mails It In With New "Top Stories" E-Mail

Ray Wert — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:40:00 EDT

Do you ever miss big stories on Jalopnik because you're, you know, working? We have great news: E-mail alerts! Check out that blue bar over on the left of the page. If you look closely, you'll see a "Suscribe To Jalopnik" headline and entry field. You may now sign up to get the "Top Stories Of the Week" from Jalopnik via e-mail. The e-mail goes out every Friday and shows the 5 most popular stories of the week. We'll also use the e-mail list to alert readers to "breaking news" on the site. All you have to do is enter your e-mail address in the window and follow the confirmation directions. These addresses will not be sold to advertisers, by the by. Plus! Guess what?

Look! A gratuitous picture of a Fierenzo. Now will you sign up? It's so easy! Just look for the thing that looks like this:

We humbly thank you and return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

Photo (and, you know, everything else) Credit: Jezebel

When A Regular Fierrari Is Just Not Enough: Fierrari Limo!

Murilee Martin — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:00:00 EDT

The Fiero Ferrari we saw recently was pretty nice, all right, and there's no denying the appeal of a Fieroborghini or the Fierenzo. But if you crave a Fiero-based Italian supercar, yet also need the VCR and mirrored ceiling of a limo... well, today is your lucky day! We've found this fine Fierrari that's been stretched and converted into full Limo Overload (and we mean that "Overload" part literally, because this vehicle still has the stock Iron Duke four-banger, which isn't quite working; the seller states "really dont exactly know? could be major eng? or Minor?"). But so what? You've got room for a GMC Twin Six in that easily-expanded engine compartment! [eBay Motors]

Fierenzo Makes Way To CraigsList, Get It Now For $7500

Ray Wert — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:40:00 EDT

Yes friends, while not quite as hot as the Fieroborghini, we've found the Coyote 3-kitted Fiero up on Tampa's Craigslist that gives our Enzo-saving hearts a warm and fuzzy feeling. Although the seller's doing a fine job, we've put together how our own ad would have read. Here goes:

"Have you always wanted a Ferrari Enzo, but just didn't want to put up the top dollar or found yourself not on the list to buy one? Well friends, who needs the Italian stallion when you can buy yourself a re-bodied 1986 Pontiac Fiero with the same level of reliability as a real Ferrari. Best of all, no one will ever know the difference. At least anyone with absolutely no knowledge of cars. And if they're blind. And if they lack both the sense of touch and hearing. Basically, if you're trying to impress a corpse on the cheap, the Fierenzo is the way to go..."

And lucky for you — you can snag this beautiful work of art for a pittance at only $7500 or best offer. That's right, for less than the price for one Brembo on an actual Enzo Ferrari, you can get a V6-automatic beauty dressed in "Corvette Red" that drives "like a go-cart" But please, "SERIOPUS INQUIRES ONLY."

(Hat tip to Chevy Butman!) [via Craigslist]