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Detroit, 6:36 PM
Sun Nov 29
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Sample Chrysler Executive Interview Questions:
Answer yes/no to the questions below:
1) Did you, at any point, look at the Sebring at any stage of development and approve it for production?
2) Did you, at any point, look at the Compass at any stage of development and approve it for production?
3) Did you, at any point, look at the Avenger at any stage of development and approve it for production?
4) Did you, at any point, look at the Nitro at any stage of development and approve it for production?
5) Did you, at any point, look at the Caliber at any stage of development and approve it for production?
6) Did you, at any point, look at the Commander at any stage of development and approve it for production?
7) Did you, at any point, look at the Sebring at any stage of development and approve it for production?
8) Did you, at any point, look at the Sebring at any stage of development and approve it for production?
9) Did you, at any point, look at the Sebring at any stage of development and approve it for production?
10) Did you, at any point, look at the Sebring at any stage of development and approve it for production?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, especially 1, 7, 8, 9 or 10, you are fired.
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Sergio Marchionne: "Buongiorno e ringraziamenti per venire."
Chrysler Exec: "Uh... Bun-joor-noo."
SM: "Come componente del nostro programma da aiutare fuori qui a Chysler, we' il ll be sta avendo bisogno delle certe informazioni di base sul personale. Potete dirci un piccolo circa il vostro lavoro qui?"
Chrysler Exec: "W-what?"
SM: "Don' t che capite? Dobbiamo conoscere che cosa fate qui se we' re andare mantenerlo sopra!"
Chrysler Exec: (sweating) "Um, La voiture est dans las salle du bain...tortellini...GODDAMNIT STAY AWAY FROM MY SWINGLINE!"
06/12/09
Don' t che capite? Dobbiamo conoscere che cosa fate qui se we' re andare mantenerlo sopra
Careful there: you're Google's showing.
"Non ti capischi? Dobbiamo conoscere che fai a rimanere sopra la competizione!"
There, fixed it for you.
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And it's "your". ;)
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Is that official?
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We get a Fiat 500, but everything else is going to be Chryslered.
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Well, bob, I wouldn't exactly say I've been missing them.
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Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangsta-ass Prez takes over your company
A real gangsta-ass Prez never runs his fuckin mouth
Cuz real gangsta-ass Prez has Gibs do it
And all you company owners betta watch out
Showin' all his boys he got clout
But real gangsta-ass Prez don't flex nuts
Cuz real gangsta-ass Prez gunna take yours
And everythings cool in the mind of a Obama
Cuz gangsta-ass Prez tax deep
Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7
Cuz gangsta ass Prez gunna cut deep
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"Damn it feels good to be a gangsta, feedin' the poor and helpin' out with their bills."
Isn't that the exact opposite of what a gangster is?
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@Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: There's something really unsettling about the fact that Obama's iTunes playlist is considered "news" by the press.
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+ Watch video
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does that mean I get special treatment for always being in conflict with myself?
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