@P.Ξ.L.M. wants a Ford RAPTOR !: He's been doing this for over 2 years now. Although he's mellowed over the past couple of months, he was a real firebrand when I first encountered "Accordsforall" as a member of the TCC forum.
Hey You forgot the Yugo!!!! First one ever to make it on the track in Lemons history. (That I know of)....Yeah I know she only did ten laps. And we stuck the transponder from the Corrado in her. Which was a bad mistake. Since the Corrado seems to be cursed. Oh well. Look for the Yugo to re-emerge at the next Reno race. Rumour has it that it will be a little screamer. But we'll have to see about that. ZZ Uber Das Driver
Come on, it's a Fiat. Head-gaskets are sold in the convenient 6-pack. The fact that the X-19 lasted through the whole weekend and only went through one is a major accomplishment!
Nobody, but nobody makes cranky high-maintenance mechanical things like the Italians (except maybe for the French, who would rank a close second).
Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred
Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was starred
Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. was unstarred
You used the words "Fiat" and "Totally Reliable" in the same sentence.
As the prophecy fortells: "A nobleman will speak oxymoron words of destructive magnitude on the final day of the year 2008. These words will bring and end to all existence as we know it. Up will become down, down will become up. What was once clean water will be turned to blood. These words will undo the universe and introduce us to an realm that the souls of mankind hath yet to perceive."
Murilee hath doomed us all! Party tonight lads and dames, tomorrow the end of the world cometh. Time to get drunk and naked, there is no future to worry about.
Well it should be as reliable as the Peugeot given that they share the same engine. Thankfully the 505 is a lot more reliable than the Renault in every other area!
@Murilee Martin: More importantly, aren't they rival companies? I mean yeah, that was around the time they were doing that V6 with Volvo. Anyone have more info?
@FuzzyPlushroom: There's a 914 registered for Thunderhill too. @Murilee Martin: There was an MGB registered for LeMons Texas. They hella didn't make it.
@Tomsk: Uh, try again. The X-1/9 is one of the strongest cars for its size as it was designed and built with safety regulations that never went into effect (mostly because the American car companies said it would be too expensive to meet) NExt time do some research before on the item in question before posting something ignorant like that.
The roll cage is the same one that is used on many SCCA Production class cars that have had their windshield's removed. It has been used for years and works very well.
@fiat22turbo: Geez, sorry. Feel free to call the W126 Mercedes 300 SD an underpowered tank that kills babies with its exhaust if it makes you feel better.
I was just going on prior experience with Italian cars and rust. Didn't expect you to take it personally.
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Yugo? Are you sure that you want to admit that one, Fiat?
Aw, what the hell, it seemed to work for Nardelli.
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No... the problem is THEY STILL HIRED HIM.
Question is..
What kind of reseme does Jim Press have...
He was living in the land of all mighty TOYOTA.. never having to worry about anything... -- just what starfuck drink he wants...
He get lured to Chrysler / Fiatsler / Chrapsler... and he doesnt even have a room to piss in!
I wonder.. if TOYOTA would take him back..
Not a chance in HADES!
08/30/09
Why...
Do you...
Post...
Like...
This...?
It is, ......... so... annoying.
08/30/09
Personally I think it's AWESOME.
But I don't think anyone else should use it...
Ever.
It just wouldn't work...
That's why I'm stopping now!
08/30/09
Just keep your style real Accords.
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Nobody, but nobody makes cranky high-maintenance mechanical things like the Italians (except maybe for the French, who would rank a close second).
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Gotta love the all female pit crew too. Hopefully they were all named Maria.
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As the prophecy fortells: "A nobleman will speak oxymoron words of destructive magnitude on the final day of the year 2008. These words will bring and end to all existence as we know it. Up will become down, down will become up. What was once clean water will be turned to blood. These words will undo the universe and introduce us to an realm that the souls of mankind hath yet to perceive."
Murilee hath doomed us all! Party tonight lads and dames, tomorrow the end of the world cometh. Time to get drunk and naked, there is no future to worry about.
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California Mille, Alfa Romeo Alfetta-- 125 laps, Actual-- 297
Pendejo Engineering, Alfa Romeo Alfetta-- 165 laps, Actual-- 295
Cape Coventry, Triumph TR7-- 25 laps, Actual-- 298
Wedginators Redux, Buick TR7-- 150 laps Actual-- 151
ZZ Uber II, VW Corrado-- 27 laps, Actual-- 41
Safari West, Jaguar XJ-S-- 15 laps, Actual-- 107
Metro Gnome, CBR Geo-- 105 laps, Actual-- 335
Motoring J Style, Isuzu I-Mark-- 300 laps, Actual-- 326
Famila Italia Advance Team, X1/9-- 24 laps, Actual-- 0
Italian Stallions, X1/9 -- 223 laps, Actual-- 260
Eyesore Racing, Mazda Miata-- 190 laps, Actual-- 325
Unsafe At Any Speed, Corvair-- 300 laps, Actual-- 249
Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys 505-- 285 laps Actual-- 0
Team V8LVO (yes, that's your team Murilee)-- 225 laps, Actual-- 293
I know you're trying to come up with something.... just wondering where I finished...
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I would put a 302-powered Volvo higher in finished laps than an I-Mark, ordinarily, but you were closer.
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Well it should be as reliable as the Peugeot given that they share the same engine. Thankfully the 505 is a lot more reliable than the Renault in every other area!
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Either that, or they're 914s that survived a knife attack. I never could decide.
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The roll cage is the same one that is used on many SCCA Production class cars that have had their windshield's removed. It has been used for years and works very well.
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Not wanting to flame, or be obnoxious, but you could do with taking this irreverent, witty online motoring forum a little less seriously.
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I was just going on prior experience with Italian cars and rust. Didn't expect you to take it personally.