Once again proving that Florida is a terrible place to own a car, a local news crew busted a local parking lot owner who took a customer's Corvette and treated it like his own plaything for a couple of days. They even used a helicopter to track the guy because no real news happens in Orlando, apparently.
Loving Ferris Bueller's Day Off doesn't make you weird. That's normal for any child of the '80s. Even more normal is feeling pissed off at Honda for its "Ferris Bueller" Super Bowl ad.
Molotov's guide to valet parking sparked something in my dusty old brain. I remembered that my old man was absolutely convinced beyond all shadows of all doubts that every single time you handed your keys to a valet, the exact same thing that happened to Cameron's Dad's 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California, happened to…