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    In Soviet Russia, Half-Hour-Old Ferrari Fires You!
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    06/04/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Half-Hour-Old Ferrari Fires You!
    Did she remember to remove all that blue tape around the timing belt?
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    06/04/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Half-Hour-Old Ferrari Fires You!
    Spontaneous combustion, a true sign of an Italian supercar.
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    Image of clinto clinto
    06/04/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Half-Hour-Old Ferrari Fires You!
    The comments on EnglishRussia are awesome!


    It's like the Eastern European version of "Georgia vs. Alabama" jokes.

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    Image of McHoon McHoon
    06/04/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Half-Hour-Old Ferrari Fires You!
    I kinda just want to know what the chick looked like.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    06/04/09

    @McHoon: and some TeePee for your bunghole, I'd bet.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/04/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Half-Hour-Old Ferrari Fires You!
    She should have checked under the hood before she started it. Obviously there was a dragon in there somewhere.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/04/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Half-Hour-Old Ferrari Fires You!
    I'm offended by the fact that people are inferring that the Italians build poor-quality, unreliable super cars.


    I want everybody disemvoweled.

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/04/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Half-Hour-Old Ferrari Fires You!
    Oh noes, Ferrari Guy strikes again!


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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    06/04/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what


    You have to explain this to me.

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    06/04/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: COTD
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    06/04/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: All hail Leeeeena The Jalopqueen!
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    06/04/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Half-Hour-Old Ferrari Fires You!
    Should have just let Ferrari-dude take him around the block.


    would have cost him a lot less

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    Image of BlackMage is doing the Time Warp agaaaaaaain!!! BlackMage is doing the Time Warp agaaaaaaain!!!
    06/04/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Half-Hour-Old Ferrari Fires You!
    At GM plants, the robots contemplate suicide.


    At the new Chrysler, the cars actually commit suicide.

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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    06/04/09

    @BlackMage is doing the Time Warp agaaaaaaain!!!: Whaaa? Can't see the link... Mind elaborating?
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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    06/04/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Half-Hour-Old Ferrari Fires You!
    What a burn.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    06/04/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Half-Hour-Old Ferrari Fires You!
    страховое мошенничество
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    06/04/09

    @Alfisted: удар мафии
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/04/09

    @Alfisted: Which translator do you use for that?
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/04/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Half-Hour-Old Ferrari Fires You!
    Is that how you burn your Ferrari....like a (mob)boss-
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    06/04/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Half-Hour-Old Ferrari Fires You!
    I laugh at what you consider expensive... US$800k won't get you a F430 Scuderia around here.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/04/09

    @Syrax - Official Unfunny Commenter: Which do you think is worse for new car pricing, Brazil or China?
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    06/04/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: Definitely Brazil. At least they pay less for their crappy cars. We have the same crappy cars but overpriced to hell.
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    06/04/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: Our main problem is that Brazilians don't/can't complain while they're been stabbed by the dealers and manufacturers and the taxes. An example: a Civic Si costs R$100,000 (US$50k today). Recently Mexico and Brazil made an alliance and Mexican made cars are now exempt of importation taxes. A Ford Fusion SEL V6 with AWD is now costing the same 100k after all the shipping and shit. And the Civic is manufactured here. We're double screwed. The "domestics" are overpriced and the imports are overtaxed. The worst case is the VW Fox: it's manufactured here, it's crappy and we pay more for them than the Euro version which is better and made in the same plant.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/04/09

    @Syrax - Official Unfunny Commenter: That really sucks. I just checked on prices of a few Ferraris in China, and found that a new 612 Scaglietti goes for 6.4 million yuan, or $937k. Even an F430 will run you $600k. For a communistical country, China certainly finds ways to eke money out of their super-wealthy.
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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    06/04/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Half-Hour-Old Ferrari Fires You!
    One time I got a door ding not 2 hours after buying a new car. Of course it was a 1995 Sunfire GT, so my pain was not nearly as bad as this.....


    On the other hand, after having owned that car for 4 years, I wish it would have burned up instead.

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    06/04/09

    @OldeEnglishD: Dude, you bought a '95 Sunfire new?


    I'm...well...umm...wow, man.

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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    06/04/09

    @Mad_Science: @tekamul: I was young and poor. I got a GM discount and it had a manual. It was still a mistake, I know.
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    06/04/09

    @OldeEnglishD: I'm cool with crap cars when bought dirt-cheap used.


    It's the "bought new" part I can't get over here.


    For the cash (unless that was like a 75% off discount), there must've been better options.


    Rest assured, I've made my fair share of awful vehicle decisions as well...live and learn, I guess.

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    Image of shaunhoffman shaunhoffman
    06/04/09

    In reply to In Soviet Russia, Half-Hour-Old Ferrari Fires You!
    can someone fixed the 3+ day broken thumbnail issue thats been effecting other gawker blogs as well
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    06/04/09

    @shaunhoffman: Looks like Gawker is the new Big 3. Who gives a shit about the customer...
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    06/04/09

    @Formerlythegreatestdriver: And yet we keep coming back...
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/04/09

    @Mad_Science: We must all be subs.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/05/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: You bet.
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