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    The Mille Chili Lab: Ferrari University
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    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    02/19/09

    In reply to The Mille Chili Lab: Ferrari University
    Chilli and cars, Carrol Shelby will be suing soon.
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    P161911 probably shoudn't have was starred P161911 probably shoudn't have was unstarred
    Image of FrankGrimes FrankGrimes
    02/19/09

    In reply to The Mille Chili Lab: Ferrari University
    They should do supercar electric with a external soundsystem playing Enzo recordings for all the motor noises. Call it a Milli Vanilli Chili.
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    Image of Rust-MyEnemy Rust-MyEnemy
    02/19/09

    @FrankGrimes: La Joke a ciao bella!
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    Image of glbrto glbrto
    02/19/09

    In reply to The Mille Chili Lab: Ferrari University
    this also implies smaller displacement engines, lower price bracket, entry level model.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/19/09

    @glbrto: That will look good in my garage next to my entry-level rolls.


    /patiently awaiting entry-level Zonda

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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    02/19/09

    In reply to The Mille Chili Lab: Ferrari University
    What is that? A Ferrari for ANTS?!?!
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    mikedrawcar was starred mikedrawcar was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    02/19/09

    In reply to The Mille Chili Lab: Ferrari University
    It's pronounced mee-lay kee-lee.
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    02/19/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Ignorance is bliss.
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    SirNotAppearing was starred SirNotAppearing was unstarred
    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    02/19/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: That sounds like a prepubescent Disney Channel pop diva.
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    combat chuck was starred combat chuck was unstarred
    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    02/19/09

    In reply to The Mille Chili Lab: Ferrari University
    Mmm... chili.
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    combat chuck was starred combat chuck was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/19/09

    @combat chuck: x1,000!
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    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of FЯeeMan FЯeeMan
    02/19/09

    In reply to The Mille Chili Lab: Ferrari University
    How are they gonna get under 1000kg and reduce their carbon fiber footprint? They developing some kind of new material there?
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/19/09

    @FЯeeMan: That made me laugh. Then my coworker asked if I was ok. I told him what you said. He didn't get it.
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    02/19/09

    In reply to The Mille Chili Lab: Ferrari University
    Mille Chili sounds like something you'd order at TGIFriday's.
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    02/19/09

    @graverobber: 100% Shovel Ready!: Can I get you gentlemen something? Some pizza shooters, Mille Chili or extreme fajitas?
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/19/09

    @SirNotAppearing: Pizza shooters? That a drink or food?
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    Image of damnelantra™ damnelantra™
    02/19/09

    @graverobber: 100% Shovel Ready!: dont forget your bloomin onion
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    02/19/09

    @SirNotAppearing:


    @Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin brother:


    Of course no one would ever accuse Ferrari of lacking sufficient flair.

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    Graverobber was starred Graverobber was unstarred
    Image of jodark jodark
    02/19/09

    In reply to The Mille Chili Lab: Ferrari University
    "an initiative to reduce Ferrari's carbon footprint and give it a better standing with all the performance-hating treehuggers out there."???


    What a stupid fucking idea. Seriously, they hate you and everything you stand for. GET OVER IT. They aren't worth your time, nor do they have your vision. FUCK THEM. Besides cars don't have footprints. Weight reduction for speed and performance is fine, but to do it for "environmentalism" is the lamest excuse to actually produce a Ferrari. Don't make your cars for the haters, make them for the lovers.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    02/19/09

    @jodark: Well said.


    Somebody get this man a drink, I'm buying.

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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    02/19/09

    @jodark: Cars have a footprint.

    Four of them, to be exact... the tire footprint, the threshold of grip.


    You're on the right track, but missed the mark.

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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    02/19/09

    In reply to The Mille Chili Lab: Ferrari University
    Ferrari also announced the Chilly Willy initiative to provide AWD Ferraris for magical snow-hooning.
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    SirNotAppearing was starred SirNotAppearing was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/19/09

    @SirNotAppearing:


    I'm Mille Chile the exotic.

    I shake until I'm cold.

    My head is hot and my feet are cold.

    Ha...Hee...Hachoo!

    Now what about the Lamborghinis along the river Reno?

    I'll bet they're always warm as toast.

    They always seem to smile.

    I'm always Mille Chilly.

    I'm frozen through and through.

    My nose is red and my tale is told.

    Ha...Hee...Hachoo!

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    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    02/19/09

    @engineerd: I hearted you again, but that just made you a frenemy, so I hearted you a third time.
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    SirNotAppearing was starred SirNotAppearing was unstarred
    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    02/19/09

    In reply to The Mille Chili Lab: Ferrari University
    I thought most of those Italian runway models were well under 1,000kg. That's an awful lot of pasta.


    Still, I'm wondering if the university is accepting applications from depression-wracked gearheads?

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    Image of rocor rocor
    02/19/09

    In reply to The Mille Chili Lab: Ferrari University
    1000kg, magic?


    Lotus Elan 680kg


    Caparo T1 550kg


    Light Car Company Rocket 400kg


    On a totally unrelated topic, has any other regular

    Jalopnik visitor been to the gizmodo.com website and

    experinced a sense of deja vu.

     Reply
    rocor was starred rocor was unstarred
    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    02/19/09

    @rocor: Are you referring to the similarities in website format... complete coincidence.
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    SirNotAppearing was starred SirNotAppearing was unstarred
    Image of chrystlubitshi still güntered and dieseling chrystlubitshi still güntered and dieseling
    02/19/09

    @rocor: yes
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    chrystlubitshi still güntered and dieseling was starred chrystlubitshi still güntered and dieseling was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/19/09

    In reply to The Mille Chili Lab: Ferrari University
    ePRS (patent pending) translation:


    Taking a page from the GM playbook (GMI), Ferrari announces a new laboratory that just made every car-loving engineer in the world want to return to school. Even if we do have to eat a thousand chilis to get it.


    The focus of the new Mille Chili laboratory will be to study ways to bring Ferrari to new levels of awesome and, hopefully, get a 1000 kg (2200 lb.) car developed so the treehuggers will leave the Prancing Stallion alone. Got that Greenpeace?

     Reply
    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of TheDough TheDough
    02/19/09

    @engineerd:


    I love chilis.

     Reply
    TheDough was starred TheDough was unstarred
    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    02/19/09

    @TheDough:
    i want my baby back
    baby back
    baby back
    baby back
    baby back
    baby back
    baby back
    baby back
    chil-li's
    ba-by back ribs
    chili's baby back ribs
    barbecue sauce


    How you like Chili's now?

     Reply
    scroggzilla raids again was starred scroggzilla raids again was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/19/09

    In reply to The Mille Chili Lab: Ferrari University
    The Mille Chili is just the type of Fauxrrari Fab and Rob would drive.
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    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/19/09

    In reply to The Mille Chili Lab: Ferrari University
    Four alarm Ferraris, coming right up.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/19/09

    @pauljones-feeling the carpocalypse hangover:


    Okay, major hamster issues going on on my end.


    I apologize for the double post.

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    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    02/19/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: Post it three or four more times intermittently so everyone gets a sense of deja vu.
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    SirNotAppearing was starred SirNotAppearing was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/19/09

    @SirNotAppearing:


    I don't know what's been going on; my account has been on the fritz the past 20 minutes.

     Reply
    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of engineerd engineerd
    02/19/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: I think its everyone. Mine has been doing the same thing.


    Feed the hamsters!

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    engineerd was starred engineerd was unstarred
    Image of pauljones pauljones
    02/19/09

    @engineerd:


    Cool, I'm glad to know it wasn't just me. It wasn't showing my latest post (hence the double post), I could see that posts had been commented in, but could not see the comments, and I could not edit my handle. That last part is still an issue, as now different comments of mine have different handles.


    At first I thought maybe I had been banned, but now my posts are showing up again, so I guess not...

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    pauljones was starred pauljones was unstarred
    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    02/19/09

    @pauljones-Jo Schmo's saintly and opposite twin.: Yeah had the same problems and this article kept disappearing and reappearing.
     Reply
    Jo Schmo was starred Jo Schmo was unstarred
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