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novelties

Top Seven Best Cars To Die In

Hey, we all have to go eventually, right? So ask yourself this: When the inevitable happens, do you want to check out in your sleep? Expire in the comfort of your own home, perhaps, surrounded by softly weeping loved ones? Or would you like to drive into that undiscovered country from which no hoon returns, shouting your furious defiance of the Reaper from behind the wheel? That's what we thought. With that in mind, we've prepared a list of the top seven cars we'd be proud to have in our obituaries. More »

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7:21 PM on Sat Apr 5 2008
By John Krewson
13,071 views, 171 comments

Latest by Maymar: @goodduck: Just think of it as the car geek's equivalent to the viking funeral. more »

found on craigslist

Fierenzo Makes Way To CraigsList, Get It Now For $7500

Yes friends, while not quite as hot as the Fieroborghini, we've found the Coyote 3-kitted Fiero up on Tampa's Craigslist that gives our Enzo-saving hearts a warm and fuzzy feeling. Although the seller's doing a fine job, we've put together how our own ad would have read. Here goes:
"Have you always wanted a Ferrari Enzo, but just didn't want to put up the top dollar or found yourself not on the list to buy one? Well friends, who needs the Italian stallion when you can buy yourself a re-bodied 1986 Pontiac Fiero with the same level of reliability as a real Ferrari. Best of all, no one will ever know the difference. At least anyone with absolutely no knowledge of cars. And if they're blind. And if they lack both the sense of touch and hearing. Basically, if you're trying to impress a corpse on the cheap, the Fierenzo is the way to go..."


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10:40 AM on Tue Mar 11 2008
By Ray Wert
5,113 views, 74 comments

Latest by something_unique_and_descriptive: This is one of those cases where it would be really fun to be a rich douchebag. I'd love to buy this thing and then reenact Eddie Griffin's "N***er can't drive" (his words, not mine) incident within view of the current more »

save the enzos

Hide the Enzos? Stefan Eriksson Goes Free

The man who launched a thousand memes after crashing a Ferrari Enzo on the PCH that wasn't technically his — was just released from a California jail where he's spent the past two years on charges of embezzlement in November 2006, days after a jury had failed to agree a verdict on charges he had stolen two Ferrari Enzos and a top-end Mercedes-Benz. Stefan Eriksson, the former Gizmondo executive, who goes by other names including "Fat Steffe" (in Sweden), "Ferrari Steffen" (in the US) and "The Evil One Who Destroys Beautiful Things" (in Maranello, Modena Italy), was transferred to a detention facility outside of LA on December 13th as he awaits transport... More »

6:44 AM on Mon Jan 21 2008
By Ray Wert
18,089 views, 20 comments

Latest by RogueS4: This guy is one of the greatest hustlers of all time! Pay attention folks, this guy is no fool. Someone should write a movie about this guy. He's got quite a story to tell. more »

industry news

Say it Ain't Enzo: Ferrari Considering V8 Power for New Enzo?

While Audi is thinking about adding a couple of cylinders, the fellows at AutoWeek get confirmation that Ferrari is considering dropping a V8 in the next generation Enzo. The new version will be using technology developed in the FXX (pictured in Evoluzione form) and there's some question as to whether it's better to lose some weight with a turbocharged V8 or stick with a heavier, more powerful V12. More »

2:00 PM on Thu Nov 29 2007
By Matt Hardigree
1,373 views, 30 comments