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    Image of DoogieFullHouser DoogieFullHouser
    11/04/09

    In reply to UFC Boss Smashes Customized Ferrari F430
    Why is it that every time a high end car get mashed, all of the people yelling about "rich idiots" that "can't drive" come out of the woodwork.
    Even if it happens on a race track, same reaction. I know its envy, but it bothers me.

    I plan on being really rich at some point (just not right now, I'm too busy) I will then buy a really fast, really expensive car. I fully anticipate sliding it sideways into something within several days of owning it. That just seems like something I'd do.

    It really puts a wet towel on my "get rich fantasy" when I wad up my super car, come home, check Jalopnik and see a photo of me looking like the SLR guy in post entitled "Doogie You're an Asshat that Can't Drive"... I'm salty with you guys for ruining my dreams.

    Then again, maybe that's how I'll know when I've made it big. "Certified Douche by Jalopnik" has a nice ring to it. #celebrities
     Reply
    skitter promoted this comment DoogieFullHouser was starred DoogieFullHouser was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    11/04/09

    In reply to UFC Boss Smashes Customized Ferrari F430
    If only he shared James Dean's seatbelt wearing policy. #celebrities
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/04/09

    In reply to UFC Boss Smashes Customized Ferrari F430
    He should be penalized for landing a blow below the beltline.

    That will buff up right out.#celebrities
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    Edited by Alfisted at 11/04/09 4:09 PM Alfisted was starred Alfisted was unstarred
    Image of Turbineguy - now with reheat!! Turbineguy - now with reheat!!
    11/04/09

    In reply to UFC Boss Smashes Customized Ferrari F430
    I hope his goat wasn't hurt.
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    HoonThatFerrari promoted this comment Edited by Turbineguy - now with reheat!! at 11/04/09 3:59 PM Turbineguy - now with reheat!! was starred Turbineguy - now with reheat!! was unstarred
    Image of skaycog skaycog
    11/04/09

    In reply to UFC Boss Smashes Customized Ferrari F430
    UFC....is that martial arts? Or is it like marital arts? I get confused. #celebrities
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/04/09

    @skaycog: Universal Felch Club?

    ... yes, I'm in my thirties. #celebrities
     Reply
    eggwich del fiero promoted this comment Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of eggwich del fiero eggwich del fiero
    11/05/09

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: you're my favorite, cuz you freak me out. #celebrities
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    Image of Dr. Evil Genius Dr. Evil Genius
    11/04/09

    In reply to UFC Boss Smashes Customized Ferrari F430
    Doesn't look nearly as bad that the title of the article implies. It's not really smashed up. It's distinguished. #celebrities
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    Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master promoted this comment Dr. Evil Genius was starred Dr. Evil Genius was unstarred
    Image of Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978 Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978
    11/04/09

    @Dr. Evil Genius: Cotomized! #celebrities
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/04/09

    In reply to UFC Boss Smashes Customized Ferrari F430
    Only a flesh wound. Not even a $50k repair. Poor little Ferrari just had a little teething trouble, that's all. #celebrities
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    Image of Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978 Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978
    11/04/09

    In reply to UFC Boss Smashes Customized Ferrari F430
    No too much intrusion there. I'm guessing the collision was more like 100 repetitive blows from close range while embracing another car in an "I'm not quite gay, just curious" manner.

    (Hey NHTSA--resume in profile!) #celebrities
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/04/09

    @Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master: I'm guessing he gently rear-ended someone, just to see what it was like. #celebrities
     Reply
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    Image of Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it
    11/04/09

    In reply to UFC Boss Smashes Customized Ferrari F430
    He can just cover that up with an Ed Hardy car bra #celebrities
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    09/09/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos: Priceless Ferrari Wipes Out In "Light" Japanese Rain
    OOOOoookayama... where the Enzos come sweepin' down the street,
    And the flamin' wreck sure smells like heck,
    When the crash is this complete,

    OOOOoookayama... where Italian ponies meet their doom,
    Where a film of rain can cause such pain,
    And send one more Enzo to it's tooooooomb!

    (OK, really, really sorry for the showtune reference, but SOMEONE had to do it).
     Reply
    Edited by HoonThatFerrari at 09/09/09 12:48 AM HoonThatFerrari was starred HoonThatFerrari was unstarred
    Image of Sloop_John_B Sloop_John_B
    09/08/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos: Priceless Ferrari Wipes Out In "Light" Japanese Rain
    Considering the damage, there must be some serious pussy hidden behind that guard rail somewhere.
     Reply
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    09/08/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos: Priceless Ferrari Wipes Out In "Light" Japanese Rain
    Some anagrams for the Ferrari Enzo Ferrari:

    If Error, Raze. Refrain.

    Earner...Roar...Fire...Friz.

    Rare Air, Frier Frozen.
     Reply
    bmoreDLJ was starred bmoreDLJ was unstarred
    Image of Nick Nick
    09/08/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos: Priceless Ferrari Wipes Out In "Light" Japanese Rain
    stickers. the enzo didn't have stickers. that is why it couldn't handle the rain.
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    Image of arto arto
    09/08/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos: Priceless Ferrari Wipes Out In "Light" Japanese Rain
    I've seen things you would not believe. El Caminos on fire off Orion, C-beams sparkling in the Alameda streets. All these things are lost now, like Enzos in the rain.
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    skitter promoted this comment arto was starred arto was unstarred
    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    09/09/09

    @arto: So appropriate a reference; as it has been said about Ridley Scott that: "he's never filmed a dry street in his life".
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    Image of tempesjo tempesjo
    09/08/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos: Priceless Ferrari Wipes Out In "Light" Japanese Rain
    When you grab the steering wheel
    You lose all self-restraint
    And dumbass you can't drive it
    You may be rich, but you're not trained
    No car lasts forever
    But you clipped a guardrail changing lanes.
    I guess it's hard to drive an Enzo
    In a light September rain
     Reply
    acarr260 promoted this comment Edited by tempesjo at 09/08/09 12:36 PM tempesjo was starred tempesjo was unstarred
    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    09/08/09

    @tempesjo: Nicely done.
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