It turns out the Breadvan's weird history was all subterfuge. No Count Volpi, no Giotto Bizzarrini, no outrunning a 250 GTO at Le Mans: this thing is reindeer-powered and runs in the stratosphere. Happy whatever-you-celebrate-on-the-26th!
The Breadvan could have a Peugeot diesel and it would still be the coolest punk racecar ever built. Thankfully, it hasn't got a Peugeot diesel. It's got a 3.0-liter V12 whose sound is utterly beyond adjectives. Volume at 11, go.