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    Drunk Driver Parks Ferrari On Tracks, Calls 911, Watches It Explode
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    04/02/09

    In reply to Drunk Driver Parks Ferrari On Tracks, Calls 911, Watches It Explode
    "What did you see on your road to nowhere?"


    Well, ma'am, I saw failed dreams and futile ambition--there was a series of mistakes and a couple of U-turns and backtracking, and then somewhere, y'know, I crossed the bridge then and there was no going back. I was picking up speed, my life was flashing before my eyes, and then I was nowhere.


    Cue Talking Heads

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    04/02/09

    In reply to Drunk Driver Parks Ferrari On Tracks, Calls 911, Watches It Explode
    We must get hold of a photo of him. And then we shall have a photoshop contest of the "575 Guy", and the winner shall receive a t-shirt emblazoned with "Save the 575s" and a monochrome version of the lead photo.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    04/02/09

    In reply to Drunk Driver Parks Ferrari On Tracks, Calls 911, Watches It Explode
    Everything's bigger in Texas, including the idiots.
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    Image of Rock517 Rock517
    04/02/09

    In reply to Drunk Driver Parks Ferrari On Tracks, Calls 911, Watches It Explode
    Man, he was more confused than Obama off prompter...
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    04/02/09

    @Rock517...now mostly lurking:

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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    04/02/09

    In reply to Drunk Driver Parks Ferrari On Tracks, Calls 911, Watches It Explode
    We've got a Sprinter van in the shop right now that I would love to do this to. No one can fix the thing and it's been in here for 3+ weeks.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    04/02/09

    @aSoundofSleep aka Diddles McGee: Is it a first gen model? If so, and the engine and tranny are okay, I'll be happy to take them off your hands, as it'd be a hell of an upgrade for an older diesel Benz like mine.
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    Image of dculberson dculberson
    04/02/09

    In reply to Drunk Driver Parks Ferrari On Tracks, Calls 911, Watches It Explode
    Did Pete's comment get deleted?!
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    04/02/09

    @dculberson: It must have, I can't find it.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    04/02/09

    In reply to Drunk Driver Parks Ferrari On Tracks, Calls 911, Watches It Explode
    Here's a thought: I don't know where I am. A train just hit my Ferrari. Ask around to the other 911 operators and see if any of them are reporting a train hitting a car. That's where I am.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/02/09

    @smalleyxb122: I laughed. Out loud.
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    Image of Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness
    04/02/09

    In reply to Drunk Driver Parks Ferrari On Tracks, Calls 911, Watches It Explode
    "Jeff Sabold, ASE Certified Owner"....


    more likely certifiable... as in certifiably a dickwad...

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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    04/02/09

    In reply to Drunk Driver Parks Ferrari On Tracks, Calls 911, Watches It Explode
    That's a well-trained mechanic.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    04/02/09

    @Ash78: *Golf clap*
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/02/09

    In reply to Drunk Driver Parks Ferrari On Tracks, Calls 911, Watches It Explode
    Here's what I still don't understand. If I buy an exotic, do I have to wreck it?


    Can I flush my money down the tilet instead?

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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    04/02/09

    In reply to Drunk Driver Parks Ferrari On Tracks, Calls 911, Watches It Explode
    Wow. What a stupid piece of shit.


    How do stupid people end up driving Ferraris?


    I'm like 8 billion times smarter than this fucker (normal intelligence) and I'll never own a Ferrari.

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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    04/02/09

    In reply to Drunk Driver Parks Ferrari On Tracks, Calls 911, Watches It Explode
    Ah jeez...how pathetic. He didn't even know where he was. That poor Ferrari.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/02/09

    @skaycog: He was so confused he called a Porsche.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    04/02/09

    In reply to Drunk Driver Parks Ferrari On Tracks, Calls 911, Watches It Explode
    That's classic.


    But I think the thing that hurts the most is that people who are this stupid and useless... can somehow afford a Ferrari. And I can't. That hurts.

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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    04/02/09

    @Deartháir exists mostly to f*ck with new commenters: haha I missed this post. I hate stupid people with nicer cars than me.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/02/09

    @Deartháir exists mostly to f*ck with new commenters: Why don't Prius owners do this?
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    Image of Miscellanea Miscellanea
    04/02/09

    @Deartháir exists mostly to f*ck with new commenters: I hear ya. This always amazes me in the grand scheme of life. Oh well, I have plenty of time to afford a Ferrari and properly f*ck it up like the majority of supercar owners. Then all will be right with the world.
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    04/02/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli:They do not need to do anything else to show they are stupid.
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    Image of UnlimitedRevs UnlimitedRevs
    04/02/09

    In reply to Drunk Driver Parks Ferrari On Tracks, Calls 911, Watches It Explode
    It's a crying shame that a perfectly good exotic has to be sacrificed at the altar of Darwinianism.


    People are idiots.

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    Image of FЯeeMan FЯeeMan
    04/02/09

    @UnlimitedRevs: Except that Darwin lost again.
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    Image of Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm Tiberiuswise is all ate up with sarcasm
    04/02/09

    In reply to Drunk Driver Parks Ferrari On Tracks, Calls 911, Watches It Explode
    Is someone going to post a copy of the court order giving the car to his ex wife?
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/02/09

    @Tiberiuswise - now with 20% more sarcasm.: That's great.
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