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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    11/16/09

    In reply to Ferrari Chairman Crashes Ferrari California!
    Maybe this is the start of Ferrari's ORV program. Next year, they'll be dominating the rally circuit. #ferraricalifornia
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    11/16/09

    In reply to Ferrari Chairman Crashes Ferrari California!
    It's not a crash if there was no physical contact with another object. This was a spinout.

    I wish I could get Massa and Alonso to give me a push when I need one. Do you have any idea how expensive FIAT starters are? #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of Turbineguy - now with reheat!! Turbineguy - now with reheat!!
    11/16/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: That was awesome. Well played, sir... #ferraricalifornia
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    11/16/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: He didn't spin out, he wanted to get closer to the fans.

    I don't know which is worse, to be honest. #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    11/16/09

    In reply to Ferrari Chairman Crashes Ferrari California!
    "Felipe Massa and Fernando Alonso in the back seat"

    If it were the other way round, there wouldn't have been a crash. #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/16/09

    In reply to Ferrari Chairman Crashes Ferrari California!

    It's time for the California to hibernate. #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/16/09

    In reply to Ferrari Chairman Crashes Ferrari California!

    Chairman Montezemolo, your new wheels await you, Sir. #ferraricalifornia
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    11/16/09


    @skaycog: #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/16/09


    @Pessimippopotamus: How 'bout something with 3 wheels? #ferraricalifornia
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    11/16/09


    @skaycog: Yeah! How about this? If he crashes this one, at least he can pick it up and put it back on the track! #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of skaycog was here skaycog was here
    11/16/09


    @Pessimippopotamus: I just think we ought to get him out of any kind of Ferrari. #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    11/16/09

    In reply to Ferrari Chairman Crashes Ferrari California!
    My eyes first read: Ssangyong Ferrari Crashes Ssangyong Chairman! #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/16/09

    In reply to Ferrari Chairman Crashes Ferrari California!
    I am confused.

    He waves at the crowd.
    He turns forward and looks straight at the track.
    He gently turns the wheel and steers the car into the gravel...

    He did it on purpose?
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    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    11/16/09

    In reply to Ferrari Chairman Crashes Ferrari California!
    And not a front-end loader or pelican in sight. #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/16/09

    @Jeb_Hoge: It was the alcantara floor mats. #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    11/16/09

    In reply to Ferrari Chairman Crashes Ferrari California!
    Massa on pulpit is pulling your strings
    Staring you down, the ego he brings
    Blinded by pride, he acts like a king
    Just lost your right to drive Nurburgring
    Obey your Massa! Massa! #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of HoonThatFerrari HoonThatFerrari
    11/16/09

    @Amalgamated Stainless Headers, est.1978: Brilliant! Nice Massatallica reference. #ferraricalifornia
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    10/07/09

    In reply to Robert Kubica Goes To Renault F1
    Correction:

    Kubica is already training for his new job by secreting cyanide capsules in place of his molars.
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    10/07/09

    @Number_Six: I believe there is more room in his nose. Just saying, that thing's huge.
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    Image of CBR600F4i CBR600F4i
    10/07/09

    In reply to Robert Kubica Goes To Renault F1
    I am so confused now. So what is the story with Renault? Isn't the team banned from racing for 2 years? Or did they just decide to kick out the decision makers?
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    10/07/09

    @CBR600F4i: The 2 year ban was suspended, to be enforced if they commit a similar act in the future. Basically, they said they'd ban them if it happened again, but didn't enforce the ban outright because they didn't want Renault to leave the sport.
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    Image of Maxichamp Maxichamp
    10/07/09

    @CBR600F4i: Double secret probation.
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    10/07/09

    In reply to Robert Kubica Goes To Renault F1
    I like Kubica and all, but: Isn't moving to Renault more of a lateral move than a "promotion"?
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    Image of Captain Liverspots Captain Liverspots
    10/07/09

    @Maxichamp:

    Considering BMW F1's status for 2010, I'd say any seat is a promotion.

    Sounds like his current teammate may be along for the ride as well.
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    Image of D0rk D0rk
    10/07/09

    @Captain Liverspots: Even Toro Rosso or Force India?
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    10/07/09

    @Captain Liverspots: Really? Heidfeld to Renault too? Where did you hear that? I want gossip!
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    Image of Captain Liverspots Captain Liverspots
    10/07/09

    @Maxichamp: F1-live article. Since Grosjean was Flava Flav's boy, he's on thin ice. Glock & Sutil are also candidates.
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    10/07/09

    @D0rk:

    I'd say that Force India wouldn't be a step back even this year.
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    10/07/09

    @D0rk: Toro Rosso would be more like moving to KART.
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    Image of Tanshanomi Tanshanomi
    10/07/09

    In reply to Robert Kubica Goes To Renault F1
    "Robert Kubica Goes To Renault, F U."

    There, I fixed it for you.
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    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    10/06/09

    In reply to Meet Fernando Alonso, the Human Nutcracker
    At first I thought it was real, and cool, but then it occurred to me that cracking nuts requires a focused force to create a stress fracture (like, you can't crack one nut in your hand but you can do two). Somehow I don't think Alonso's jaw or shoulder are hard enough to do that.
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    Image of SeanKHotay SeanKHotay
    10/05/09

    In reply to Meet Fernando Alonso, the Human Nutcracker
    Useless Fun Fact: The typical crash test dummy 50%ile headform is exactly 10.4lbs/4.7Kg

    That's a big melon!
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