I tell you. If I had managed to convince Bugatti to ship me a full Veyron engine... in pieces it would not be. I don't know what it would fit in, but I'd sure be trying to figure that out.
This is Ford Tempo Fanatic's official response to this, this pathetic excuse for a Jalopnik article.
Sam Smith can eat shit and go to hell. I've had some pretty decent cars in my time, cars with manual transmissions and eight-cylinder power houses with the power to smoke the rear wheels. Yet, and yet, the Ford Tempo (not Ford Topaz jack ass) remains. I'd rather have it then all the piece of shit Camaros and Corvettes out there.
Suck on my Ford Tempo's loosely-held-on exhaust pipe. #topten
@Paul Y. don't drive too fast.: Ford Topaz. The Mexican market rendition of the Ford Tempo (it was identical to the American Tempo, save for the Topaz light-bar grill).
So apparently, Jalopnik is operated and viewed mostly by Mexicans. #topten
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you've seen god's W shaped vagina... displayed in a window!
and yeah, now i know what to write as my 'final wishes' for my body.... why didn't i think of this before? #bugattiveyron
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Best bookcase ever. #bugattiveyron
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Great story Peter!
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What a great story!
There are other uses for discarded engines, but I don't think many ladies would appreciate them. #bugattiveyron
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@skaycog: I've always been partial to the BBQ #bugattiveyron
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@Maymar: Audi actually made some. Well. Not made from engine blocks, but head gaskets.
@skaycog: It's become a default response for me that when I see an engine block, I quip that it'd make an awesome table stand.
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@Pessimippopotamus: It seems that it's more popular than I ever imagined. #bugattiveyron
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okay new idea. whale penis leather interior with pinocchio-sourced wood accents......
i'd buy it #bugattiveyron
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Sam Smith can eat shit and go to hell. I've had some pretty decent cars in my time, cars with manual transmissions and eight-cylinder power houses with the power to smoke the rear wheels. Yet, and yet, the Ford Tempo (not Ford Topaz jack ass) remains. I'd rather have it then all the piece of shit Camaros and Corvettes out there.
Suck on my Ford Tempo's loosely-held-on exhaust pipe. #topten
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Just for the record, I have nothing against the Tempo/Topaz or any of its weird-ass brethren. Promise. #topten
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And how about a Trabantalimo. With a porthole. Don't see any portholes on the so-called Top 10. #limos
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I'm too late for the Top 10, but in time for the added extra additional Top 10? #limos
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Introducing the president of "Dragon Random Exotics": Where no exotic goes unloved.
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And you thought syphillis burned.. #topten
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I think a certain Fanatic is going to be upset. #topten
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So apparently, Jalopnik is operated and viewed mostly by Mexicans. #topten
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