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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    12/11/09

    In reply to Ten Most Optimistic Car Names Of All Time
    What am I looking at here?
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    Image of Qutaiba_ELLEEL (Go and hug a tree) Qutaiba_ELLEEL (Go and hug a tree)
    12/11/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: This was the reason I clicked on this feature.

    It looks similar to the Alfa Romeo 8C Competizione.

    Just having the idea of some one making a racing version of the alfa make me giggle in joy.

    I tried to google it but no luck :(
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    Pessimippopotamus promoted this comment Qutaiba_ELLEEL (Go and hug a tree) was starred Qutaiba_ELLEEL (Go and hug a tree) was unstarred
    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    12/11/09

    In reply to Ten Most Optimistic Car Names Of All Time
    Oh, and of course the Mitsubishi Carisma, the least charismatic car EVER built. But since CAR magazine points this out in every issue, I guess this post is redundant.
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    Image of RentalCarGuy RentalCarGuy
    12/11/09

    @Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est: At least they made an Evo version of it. Which was teh awesome.
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    12/11/09

    @RentalCarGuy: Yeah, but the "Carisma Evo" was just a Lancer Evo with a Carisma nameplate on it. Not a Carisma at all, that is. A cynical (and short-lived) attempt to help market the unmitigated disaster that was the Carisma.
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    Image of RentalCarGuy RentalCarGuy
    12/11/09

    @Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est: Now that explains how the awesome got in there. Thanks!
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    12/11/09

    In reply to Ten Most Optimistic Car Names Of All Time
    The Honda Joy Machine sounds pretty optimistic to me. I'm not making that up.
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    12/11/09

    In reply to Ten Most Optimistic Car Names Of All Time
    I propose the following change to the aspire caption:

    If you've purchased a Ford Aspire, you immediately aspired to obtain a better car.
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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    12/11/09

    In reply to Ten Most Optimistic Car Names Of All Time
    Error!

    The Suzuki Swift was only offered with the 70hp, 1.3-litre four in the US (or with the 16-valve GTi engine). While the Geo Metro sister car was slow, the Swift was rather swift indeed.
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    Image of evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars
    12/11/09

    In reply to Ten Most Optimistic Car Names Of All Time
    Maybe the Dodge Dynasty was referencing the seemingly endless existence of the K-car platform.
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    12/11/09

    In reply to Ten Most Optimistic Car Names Of All Time
    Speaking of optimistic, the Aspire trim level that includes the saddest-looking fog lamps ever...

    You meant Plymouth Acclaim, right? Because the Triumph Acclaim was the applause of nation freed from BL domestic terrorism. But, yeah, it was probably not as much fun to drive as a Dolomite Sprint.
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    12/11/09

    @brandegee: Imagine a Honda with Triumph build quality.
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    12/11/09

    @Number_Six: I hear you, but at least the engine itself was made in Japan.
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    Image of vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in
    12/11/09

    In reply to Ten Most Optimistic Car Names Of All Time
    Festiva and Fiesta. Where's the party?
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    12/11/09

    In reply to Ten Most Optimistic Car Names Of All Time
    Le Awesomist sounds like the house brand of body spray from Hot Topic.

    Surely the horrible Hyundai Excel deserves a spot here, as well.
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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    12/11/09

    @Alfisted: How about the Hyundai Galloper Exceed Turbo.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    12/11/09

    @Number_Six: At least the word "Galloper" may accurately reflect the ride quality.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/10/09

    In reply to You're Doing It Wrong 7.0: Ho-Ho-Horrible Edition
    Ah, Arkansas. Where else.

    (answer: Oklahoma)
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    Image of Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp
    12/10/09

    In reply to You're Doing It Wrong 7.0: Ho-Ho-Horrible Edition
    I particularly enjoy 15. I tend to do that in the driveway when we have a foot of snow overnight, and it doesn't get plowed until noonish (I work at 8, of course).
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    Image of Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp
    12/10/09

    @Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp: That is to say, that will happen to me tomorrow.
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    Image of dragon951 dragon951
    12/10/09

    @Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp: You work at an extra long ghetto conversion van?
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    Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp promoted this comment Edited by dragon951 at 12/10/09 4:45 PM dragon951 was starred dragon951 was unstarred
    Image of Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp
    12/10/09

    @dragon951: Well, you got a LOL out of me, anyway. I didn't even think about that.
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    Image of vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in
    12/10/09

    In reply to You're Doing It Wrong 7.0: Ho-Ho-Horrible Edition
    As a fan of Team Eyesore racing from LeMons I see nothing wrong with #3.
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    12/10/09

    In reply to You're Doing It Wrong 7.0: Ho-Ho-Horrible Edition
    Hey guys, what kind of truck is that in 9? I'm really stumped.
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    12/10/09

    @wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: I'm having a hard time calling FAIL on that when I'm pretty sure I'd do the same thing if I had that vehicle.
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    12/10/09

    @snapoversteer 'bout to get told: I think I'd go for "LAMBHORGINI!" just because, hey, I can say its whatever I want now.

    And besides, Lambo really needs a pickup in their lineup.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    12/10/09

    In reply to You're Doing It Wrong 7.0: Ho-Ho-Horrible Edition
    So the gay guy from Arkansas has AAA for his initials? That's weird!
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    12/10/09

    @Ash78, cube farmer: Arthur Adam Adams is a brilliant man.
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    Image of P161911 probably shoudn't have P161911 probably shoudn't have
    12/10/09

    @Ash78, cube farmer: Not AAA, look directly above the signage, BUICK. Buford Ulysses Ivan Charles Knox. A gay guy with three middle names.
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    P161911 probably shoudn't have was starred P161911 probably shoudn't have was unstarred
    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    12/10/09

    @P161911 probably shoudn't have: Hey, whoa, now we're just being offensive. None of the homosexual individuals I know would ever be caught dead in a Buick.
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    Image of superbadd75, 'tis the season to go on a rampage. superbadd75, 'tis the season to go on a rampage.
    12/10/09

    @Ash78, cube farmer: Everyone's reading it wrong. THIS is his initials. Timothy Howard Ian Sanders.
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    P161911 probably shoudn't have promoted this comment superbadd75, 'tis the season to go on a rampage. was starred superbadd75, 'tis the season to go on a rampage. was unstarred
    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    12/10/09

    In reply to You're Doing It Wrong 7.0: Ho-Ho-Horrible Edition
    Is #4 a standard car with paddle shifters?

    I don't believe I've ever seen that.
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