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    Image of junkman junkman
    04/15/09

    In reply to Vintage Porsche 959 Factory Tour
    The sole resident of my personal fantasy garage. Curse you, AI, for reminding me that I still have not achieved my goal of 959 ownership, even at my advanced age.
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    04/15/09

    In reply to Vintage Porsche 959 Factory Tour
    Ah yes this takes me back to my teenage years as an interior decorator:


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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/15/09

    In reply to Vintage Porsche 959 Factory Tour
    I've always loved this car. I had a picture on my wall for years.


    I think Bill Gates brought one over to the U.S.

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    Image of Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho. Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho.
    04/15/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Gates and Paul Allen EACH brought one over. they are still in shipping containers in Long Beach, CA because they couldn't be certified here.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/15/09

    @Landau_Calrissian loves our President Camacho.: Really? Not even for display?
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/15/09

    In reply to Vintage Porsche 959 Factory Tour
    That's no factory, that's a cathedral.
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    04/15/09

    In reply to Vintage Porsche 959 Factory Tour
    I...uhhh...I...uhhh....


    I think I have to have an awkward conversation with my girlfriend now. I may or may not have found someone else...

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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/15/09

    @wrx-TyrannosaurusWrx: It gets really uncomfortable when you tell her its name is Bruce.
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    04/15/09

    @Duke engineerd von Prandtl: And how her heads are water cooled, just for me.


    And how her motor was pulled from Moby Dick.


    And...uhhh...how she is a car...


    None of these are innuendos.

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/15/09

    @wrx-TyrannosaurusWrx: Here's the question I've always asked:


    Me: "What are you not doing today that you were doing yesterday?"


    Girlfriend: "What?"


    Me: "Going out with me."


    You should probably break up over the phone, it sounds like it may get violent.

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    Image of The Auto Insider The Auto Insider
    04/15/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: Wow, that's rough.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    04/15/09

    @The Auto Insider: I know, but it always makes me laugh. Who wants to be sad at the end of a relationship?
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    Image of The Auto Insider The Auto Insider
    04/15/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: I love your take-no-prisoners approach to relationships.
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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    04/15/09

    @The Auto Insider: ...You won't when its you he leaves sobbing on the other end of the phone.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/15/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: That's a classic.


    The other one I enjoy is when someone dumps their SO via text message. 'Cause then I get to rip on the spineless bastard. Except for one guy, because he knew it would get violent.

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    Image of wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx
    04/15/09

    @leavethegun-takethecannoli: I go for the more subtle headbutt to the tittes and then walking out.


    It leaves nothing to the imagination.


    *Thank you, Maddox.

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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/15/09

    In reply to Vintage Porsche 959 Factory Tour
    Now in my short life, I've seen two. One was fake.
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/15/09

    In reply to Vintage Porsche 959 Factory Tour
    And, this is an excuse for me to post more pics.
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    Image of Steve Neill Steve Neill
    04/15/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th:


    The second car in is a Kit Car.

     Reply
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    Image of FЯeeMan FЯeeMan
    04/15/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th: I love you! In that Jalopnikey, heart-click, manly, oil-changing kinda way. I'm not that kind of man.
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/15/09

    @Steve Neill: Yeah, it's a 956. I thought that someone would notice. I still love it, though.
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    Image of FLB is on vacation FLB is on vacation
    04/15/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th: The Le Mans car (no.180) is a Type 961.
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/15/09

    @FLB: Really? Thanks for clearing that up.
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    04/15/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th: You mean like this 956?
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/15/09

    @brandegee: No, I meant 959. My bad.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/15/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th: Now you guys started it, I'm gonna have to post this:


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    Image of .357 .357
    04/15/09

    @Mobius_1: Ok.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/15/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th: Yummy!





    and just to end with something super badass:


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    Image of bzr bzr
    04/15/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: There NEEDS to be a desktop-sized version of that last picture somewhere.


    It's like straight out of my Need for Speed II fantasies as a kid.

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    Image of .357 .357
    04/15/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: That last pic is epic!
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    Image of .357 .357
    04/15/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th: More!
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/15/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: Is that from Car and Driver of yore, or something? It looks so familiar..
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/15/09

    @two bzrs don't make a right: I'm actually not sure where it's from originally, but here's a sort of crappy quality but large version (right click + I to view at full size):


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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/15/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: Aw shit, well, here's the link anyway:


    [community.webshots.com]

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/15/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: You're close. It was Road and Track, December 2002.


    [www.roadandtrack.com]

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/15/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: Ah! Back before we'd switched from R&T to Motor Trend. Nice!
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    04/15/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: I have every issue of about five or six automotive magazines from mid-year 2000 on. They have come with me through three states and countless rereadings. Just watch: in 2050 Jalopnik is going to have a post about my "vintage" car magazine collection.
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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/15/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: By that time Jalopnik will be in my braaaaaaaaiiiinnnnnnnns
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    Image of bzr bzr
    04/15/09

    @Leeeeena the Jalopchick: I still have all my old Car and Driver issues from 1999 to around 2004, when I finally couldn't be arsed to renew. Some of my favorite articles included monster truck school, testing a demining vehicle, demolition derby soccer, and anything by John Philips III, the only reason why C&D still deserves to exist.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/15/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th: Yeah well, meet your grandad, guys,



    Catch me if you can!


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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/15/09

    @Mobius_1: I mean:


    Catch ME if you can


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    Image of .357 .357
    04/15/09

    In reply to Vintage Porsche 959 Factory Tour
    Definitely one of the greatest cars of all time. It is insanely fast even by today's standards. I mean what else could you possibly want? This car is the epitome of Porsche's excellence. I love the 911, but the 959 holds the title of best Porsche for me.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/15/09

    In reply to Vintage Porsche 959 Factory Tour
    And my particular favourite version:


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    Image of .357 .357
    04/15/09

    @Mobius_1: Didn't see your pic when I posted mine. Sorry, my bad.
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/15/09

    @Lord Pferdestärke the 357th: Don't apologise, this car deserves as many pictures as Wert will allow us.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/15/09

    In reply to Vintage Porsche 959 Factory Tour
    It's a good think I brought a change of pants today. I never thought I would be so attracted to someone named Bruce, considering I usually go for Bettys, but damn.
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    Image of The Auto Insider The Auto Insider
    04/15/09

    @Duke engineerd von Prandtl: It's Friday right now for me, so you can consider yourself properly warned.
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    Image of aSoundofSleep-less nights aSoundofSleep-less nights
    04/15/09

    @The Auto Insider:


    Isn't it Thursday in China right now?

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    Image of The Auto Insider The Auto Insider
    04/15/09

    @Duke Sound Vtechen of Sleepenburg: S#!t, ya caught me...well, it's Friday any time I have a liter beer in front of me.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/15/09

    @The Auto Insider: That's any day that ends in a "y" for me.
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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    04/15/09

    In reply to Vintage Porsche 959 Factory Tour
    Now where's the US-spec 959 assembly plant?


    Too soon?

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    Image of c0de c0de
    04/15/09

    @Syrax: US-spec ? dude this was a car for those who have huge testicles of steel, so they didn't bother with a US-spec plant, there is no market !


    ZING ! IN YO FACE... IN YO FACE !

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    Image of Syrax Syrax
    04/15/09

    @c0de DEMANDS layabout's return:

    ZING ! IN YO FACE... IN YO FACE !

    Hahaha, that was the best!
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/15/09

    In reply to Vintage Porsche 959 Factory Tour
    TAI, I hope you remembered to warn engineerd. He specifically requested warnings so he can remember clean pants.
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    Image of The Auto Insider The Auto Insider
    04/15/09

    @Mobius_1: I warned him that something was coming Friday and considering that it's now Friday here in China...
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