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    Fabio Crashes A Ferrari 599

    Project Car Hell, Sorta Famous Edition: Fabio's Lancia or Pauley Perrette's Volvo?
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    04/13/09

    In reply to Fabio Crashes A Ferrari 599
    "...But honestly, the brakes weren't working. It was like pressing your foot into a tub of butter... er, I mean, oh Hell...!"
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/13/09

    In reply to Fabio Crashes A Ferrari 599
    You call that a crash? Looks more like a parking lot incident to me. I say Fabio was just phoning it in. I doubt the bill to repair that damage hardly come to fifty grand, at the dealer's.


    Ferrari crashes need to be breathtakingly spectacular: car snapped in two, parts strewn over three counties, sixty emergency response vehicles and half a day needed to extract the wreckage, and a cast of mysterious persons who murkily contributed to the carnage but have nearly disappeared into the mists.


    Quiet on the set. Take two!

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/12/09

    In reply to Fabio Crashes A Ferrari 599
    You sure that's not Iggy Pop?


    Also, dibs on at least one of those fuckin' sweet pentagram wheels.

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    Image of FightingChance FightingChance
    04/12/09

    In reply to Fabio Crashes A Ferrari 599
    I'll try one more time:


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    Image of FightingChance FightingChance
    04/12/09

    @FightingChance: Okay I give up; which syntax am I supposed to be using here?
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    04/12/09

    @FightingChance:

    [img src ="image_url.jpg"


    replace [ with < (less than)

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    Image of FightingChance FightingChance
    04/12/09

    @smalleyxb122: That was the first thing I tried - unless I'm supposed to just leave it open and not paste a greater than sign at the end?
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    Image of FightingChance FightingChance
    04/12/09

    @FightingChance: Here goes nothing:


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    Image of FightingChance FightingChance
    04/12/09

    @FightingChance: *Finally*.


    Now give me my goddamn star.

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    04/12/09

    @FightingChance: It took me a while to figure out not to add the greater sign at the end, too. I believe I have DoctorNine to thank for that enlightenment.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    04/12/09

    In reply to Fabio Crashes A Ferrari 599
    I can't believe I can't buff 'er...right out, that is.
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    Image of Rican5.0 Rican5.0
    04/12/09

    In reply to Fabio Crashes A Ferrari 599
    It's an improvement on that hideous, overpriced piece o' crap as far as I'm concerned.
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    Image of PatFromGundo PatFromGundo
    04/12/09

    @Rican5.0: You mean the Ferrari, or Fabio?
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    Image of Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face. Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.
    04/12/09

    In reply to Fabio Crashes A Ferrari 599
    I was going to say he swerved to avoid a seagull, but it looks like too many have been down that street already.
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    Image of Plecostomus [Tyrrell] Plecostomus [Tyrrell]
    04/12/09

    In reply to Fabio Crashes A Ferrari 599
    TMZ in MY Jalopnik?


    Unthinkable!!


    Is this crossposted from jezebel or something?


    And as some have stated, driving skill does not increase with the size of one's wallet.

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    04/12/09

    In reply to Fabio Crashes A Ferrari 599
    Ah, tis Spring! The Ferraris and Lambos are busting up all over!
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    Image of the_gank the_gank
    04/12/09

    In reply to Fabio Crashes A Ferrari 599
    Looks like it's the Ferrari crash season. At least there has been 5-10 reported cases where these "bank breaking" automobiles are getting crashed like nobody's business....


    Can I take a Ferrari crash test Jalop? for members only?

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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    04/12/09

    @the_gank: It's because it's spring. The sun's out so they're bringing the exotics out but the pavement is either cold or it's had all the oil brought to the surface by recent rainfall.


    Cold/oily pavement + unprepared driver + high power = wrecked exotic

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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    04/12/09

    In reply to Fabio Crashes A Ferrari 599
    Fabio wasn't even there, man. That f*cking goose framed him.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/12/09

    In reply to Fabio Crashes A Ferrari 599
    Fabio knew it was time to retire when the Farrari became sentient and crashed itself because of his hideous old man saginess.
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    Image of Maxx Cracker Maxx Cracker
    04/12/09

    In reply to Fabio Crashes A Ferrari 599
    It's OK. Sexually frustrated fat broads will still lust after him.
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    04/12/09

    @Maxx Cracker: *golf clap*
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    Image of WilliamG. WilliamG.
    04/12/09

    In reply to Fabio Crashes A Ferrari 599
    At least a bird didn't poop in his face.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    04/12/09

    @WilliamG.: Hey, it wasn't poop--he took a bird beak-first right in the face while flying along in the front car of a new roller coaster.


    A fate like that--well, that's the work of the gods.

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    04/12/09

    In reply to Fabio Crashes A Ferrari 599
    All I can think of is Dude, Where's My Car? You know the scene...
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    Image of Ray Wert Ray Wert
    04/12/09

    @Gutpunch McRodbender, a strolling player's understudy: Where's my car, dude?
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    04/12/09

    @Ray Wert: And theeeeeeen?


    No "and then"!

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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    04/12/09

    @Duke engineerd von Prandtl: Sweet!
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    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    04/12/09

    @Mobius_1:


    Shibby!

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