Jalopnik: F-650

Chicago Auto Show: Alton Truck Company F650 Is An Adventure In Ridiculous

Matt Hardigree — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:30:00 EST

While the automakers may be disappointing us with vanilla reveals, we have to hand it to the crew at the Alton Truck Company for taking the kind of effort a certain segment of the automotive aftermarket world puts into Civics and applying it to this Ford F-650-based SUV. Weighing in at a paltry 25,999 pounds, this extremest of SUV's features a Caterpillar 7.2L C7 ACERT engine with 230 horsepower and 660 lb.-ft. of torque. For the low low price of $200,000 you get hardwood floors, custom captain's chairs, four wireless computer stations, a 42" plasma TV and a rear view camera so you don't accidentally run over a Yukon XL. It's nicer and larger than our apartment, though slightly tackier. It's the perfect weekend cruiser for an affluent 8th-grader with a driver's license and a few extra bucks lying around.

Our Country, Our Overcompensation: Pictures of Really Laughable F-650s

Jonny Lieberman — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 18:15:07 EST

I just asked a FoMoCo-PR-Bro how a scrappy writer like me could get into a truck like the one pictured above. His response? "A ladder." I've been sparring deep into the comment section of Mr. Mehta's screed (it was a screed, right?) concerning our country's truck. Readers appear upset that Sajeev refused to simply call the new Chevy apple pie and be done with it. Tempers have flared and teh internets tough guys are out in force. As I have stated many times, unless you are hauling cords of wood or removing trees, here in our country, pickups are much more frequently a lifestyle statement than they are useful, practical and/or responsible. Look, if you got your dirt in Boss Kean's ditch then by all means grab a dirt-hauler and git-r-done. But if you just have a tremendously small penis, dude, no one cares but your wife. – Jonny Lieberman

[Ford F-650 Extreme Pick Up Truck]

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SEMAture Ejaculation: The Gravitational Pull Of Ford's F-650 Is Beautifully Disgusting

Ray Wert — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:30:00 EST

There's nothing like taking a Class 6 or 7 commercial vehicle with non-commercial refinement and making it even more non-commercial than ever before. So, as we continue our wholly unsupervised preview of the 2006 SEMA show, we had to show you this behemoth of an F-650 pickup put together by the folks over at "Truck Customs by Chris" for FoMoCo to display this year. Yes, we know we've seen these things from afar, but never this close up, and never with both scissor and gullwing doors. Yes, it's horrifying in its beauty — but much like a train wreck, you just have to stop and stare. Stare away at the full gallery below the jump and then check out the rest of our coverage at our SEMA mini-site or via the feed. – Ray Wert

[2006 Ford SEMA F-650 Gallery]

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