Jalopnik: f650

World's Fastest Street Legal Jet Truck Looks Illicit

Matt Hardigree — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:10:00 EST

The Frictionator Ford F650 has a General Electric J85 Jet Engine in the bed and is the "world's fastest street legal jet truck" though we're sure kicking on the afterburner invalidates that claim. One more check-body-cant-cash jet truck photo below.

Photo Credit: ROBYN BECK/AFP/Getty Images

Geiger Ford F650 Is A Bit Late To The Game

Mark Arnold — Fri, 02 May 2008 18:00:00 EDT

The first thought that comes to mind when taking a step back to look at the Geiger F650 is that this mechanical monstrosity is gonna be mighty thirsty for fuel. While it may not be powered by mere petrol, keep in mind that in most places diesel fuel actually costs more nowadays. Sure, you get over 737 lb-ft of torque from the 6.7-liter inline-six Cummins, but you really do need it to move this beast of burly burden.

Here's the thing, we've seen vehicles like this sort of 6/4 scale pick-em'-up truck plenty of times before. Remember the ridiculous Alton? Or this F-650 from SEMA? Or how about this piece of overcompensation? Then there's the rigs from International. And don't even get us started on our buddy Ironhide, the GMC TopKick. We're just trying to point out that maybe the German turners at Geiger didn't exactly have the timing right on bringing this to the market.

Chicago Auto Show: Alton Truck Company F650 Is An Adventure In Ridiculous

Matt Hardigree — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:30:00 EST

While the automakers may be disappointing us with vanilla reveals, we have to hand it to the crew at the Alton Truck Company for taking the kind of effort a certain segment of the automotive aftermarket world puts into Civics and applying it to this Ford F-650-based SUV. Weighing in at a paltry 25,999 pounds, this extremest of SUV's features a Caterpillar 7.2L C7 ACERT engine with 230 horsepower and 660 lb.-ft. of torque. For the low low price of $200,000 you get hardwood floors, custom captain's chairs, four wireless computer stations, a 42" plasma TV and a rear view camera so you don't accidentally run over a Yukon XL. It's nicer and larger than our apartment, though slightly tackier. It's the perfect weekend cruiser for an affluent 8th-grader with a driver's license and a few extra bucks lying around.

Our Country, Our Overcompensation: Pictures of Really Laughable F-650s

Jonny Lieberman — Thu, 07 Dec 2006 18:15:07 EST

I just asked a FoMoCo-PR-Bro how a scrappy writer like me could get into a truck like the one pictured above. His response? "A ladder." I've been sparring deep into the comment section of Mr. Mehta's screed (it was a screed, right?) concerning our country's truck. Readers appear upset that Sajeev refused to simply call the new Chevy apple pie and be done with it. Tempers have flared and teh internets tough guys are out in force. As I have stated many times, unless you are hauling cords of wood or removing trees, here in our country, pickups are much more frequently a lifestyle statement than they are useful, practical and/or responsible. Look, if you got your dirt in Boss Kean's ditch then by all means grab a dirt-hauler and git-r-done. But if you just have a tremendously small penis, dude, no one cares but your wife. – Jonny Lieberman

[Ford F-650 Extreme Pick Up Truck]

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SEMAture Ejaculation: The Gravitational Pull Of Ford's F-650 Is Beautifully Disgusting

Ray Wert — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:30:00 EST

There's nothing like taking a Class 6 or 7 commercial vehicle with non-commercial refinement and making it even more non-commercial than ever before. So, as we continue our wholly unsupervised preview of the 2006 SEMA show, we had to show you this behemoth of an F-650 pickup put together by the folks over at "Truck Customs by Chris" for FoMoCo to display this year. Yes, we know we've seen these things from afar, but never this close up, and never with both scissor and gullwing doors. Yes, it's horrifying in its beauty — but much like a train wreck, you just have to stop and stare. Stare away at the full gallery below the jump and then check out the rest of our coverage at our SEMA mini-site or via the feed. – Ray Wert

[2006 Ford SEMA F-650 Gallery]

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