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    Lewis Hamilton Portrait Painted With Motor Oil From His F1 Car

    Exxon Mobil Posts Record $45.2 Billion Profit In 2008

    ExxonMobil Posts Largest Profit In US History, Makes $1,865.69 A Second

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/08/09

    In reply to Lewis Hamilton Portrait Painted With Motor Oil From His F1 Car
    So this guy is a painter and a shill for Mobil Oil?


    O, what a falling off was there! I remember when Mobil sponsored Masterpiece Theatre on PBS. And now this guy. Hey, does it cost more if I use HD 10w-30w? Synthetic?

    I don't want any light weight stuff, I don't want my painting to start smoking or anything, but I need to be able to start it on cold mornings.

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    Image of Uncle Bo Uncle Bo
    06/08/09

    In reply to Lewis Hamilton Portrait Painted With Motor Oil From His F1 Car
    Nice painting but it would look better if the artist used Anti Sludge Force Field Technology.


    I think I'll buy the painting, do a UOA and post it on BITOG.

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    Image of X5SoB mourns Farrah X5SoB mourns Farrah
    06/08/09

    In reply to Lewis Hamilton Portrait Painted With Motor Oil From His F1 Car
    My first thought was eeeeeuuuuu, but then I thought, well, it is an oil painting...
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    06/08/09

    @X5SoB, Obsesse...: aaaaahh, language humor!
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    06/08/09

    In reply to Lewis Hamilton Portrait Painted With Motor Oil From His F1 Car
    Does it come with a 300,000 mile warranty?
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/08/09

    @Ben Wojdyla: No, but his smug look does.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    06/08/09

    In reply to Lewis Hamilton Portrait Painted With Motor Oil From His F1 Car
    That a pretty slick painting.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    06/08/09

    @Kid Twist: That's
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    06/08/09

    In reply to Lewis Hamilton Portrait Painted With Motor Oil From His F1 Car
    Motor oil is a good medium for Obama. It's constantly changing and comes with unsubstantiated guarantees.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    06/08/09

    @engineerd: That's exactly what I thought when I saw that.

    GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!
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    Image of jodark jodark
    06/08/09

    @engineerd: Let's not forget this gem of a site. Just keep clicking. The more you click, the more rewarding it gets.


    [badpaintingsofbarackobama.com]

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/08/09

    @engineerd: Does this meet CAFE standards?
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    Image of pres pres
    06/08/09

    @engineerd:


    I completely agree with your statement.

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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    06/08/09

    @jodark: Oh, brother.



    This stuff is priceless.


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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/08/09

    @engineerd: You know, there is an artist who is painting with crap- from his own toilet. Supposedly, he is very popular, especially with Triumph.


    Personally, I think that the crap artist should be used for all political paintings.

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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    06/08/09

    In reply to Lewis Hamilton Portrait Painted With Motor Oil From His F1 Car
    Yeah, but painting Kimi with engine oil would be a diferent history.


    (for all my black brothers, I´m just joking)

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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    06/08/09

    In reply to Lewis Hamilton Portrait Painted With Motor Oil From His F1 Car
    The Viscosity of Hope
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    Image of OldeEnglishD OldeEnglishD
    06/08/09

    @Ash78: Now see, that is how you win COTD! 4 little words that contain so much win.
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    06/08/09

    @Ash78: Too bad we're suffering from some viscosity breakdown.
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    Image of Who's Cartwright? Who's Cartwright?
    01/30/09

    In reply to Exxon Mobil Posts Record $45.2 Billion Profit In 2008
    no need to bet...2009 will look more like the days of yore...no more 14b quarters...but with ~35b in cash the real story will be where they go from acquisition standpoint. Allot 7b for ongoing buyback and still leaves room for sizable acquisition, though traditionally they stay away until a useful company is heavily depressed.


    As you said Q4 tells the story though I'm sure the drooling barney frank's of the world will use the full yr headline to fire up some rhetoric. Meanwhile his ilk should be focusing on the companies that don't know what they're doing, not the ones that do.

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    Image of tenbeers tenbeers
    01/30/09

    @Who's Cartwright?: It started already their Q4 earnings were just released, down 33%. Which isn't too bad considering crude futures are down over 50%.
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    Image of tenbeers tenbeers
    01/30/09

    @tenbeers: add commas as necessary.
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    Image of Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master Ash Clutchem, Pokey Master
    01/30/09

    In reply to Exxon Mobil Posts Record $45.2 Billion Profit In 2008
    Just thinking out loud: I wonder how much was inventory profits (appreciation on stockpiles) due to the quick runup in crude prices last summer. Based on their 4Q, I bet this year hurts a lot more.
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    Image of DoctorNine's D9 Cat DoctorNine's D9 Cat
    10/30/08

    In reply to ExxonMobil Posts Largest Profit In US History, Makes $1,865.69 A Second
    Let's nationalize the oil companies and strike out in the direction of Venezuela. Sure. Why not? Pfffftttttt.....
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    Image of General_Zad's_Chicken General_Zad's_Chicken
    10/30/08

    In reply to ExxonMobil Posts Largest Profit In US History, Makes $1,865.69 A Second
    Yay?
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    10/30/08

    In reply to ExxonMobil Posts Largest Profit In US History, Makes $1,865.69 A Second
    And the good news just keeps on coming...


    [www.bloomberg.com]

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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    10/30/08

    In reply to ExxonMobil Posts Largest Profit In US History, Makes $1,865.69 A Second
    I just figured out that it takes me two seconds to make one cent. So that's depressing.
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    Image of don_mynack don_mynack
    10/30/08

    In reply to ExxonMobil Posts Largest Profit In US History, Makes $1,865.69 A Second
    "And I'm with Jalop- increasing "our" drilling does almost nothing for us as a country except give oil companies (who are not on OUR side) the right to further exploit OUR natural resources."


    You are welcome to take it out of the ground, ship it, refine, crack it, or turn it into something useful, all by yourself. Good luck with that.


    It's worth nothing sitting in the ground. Only by turning it into money do we get any use out of it - that's what energy companies do. Turning our natural resources into wealth has the chance to make you wealthier - letting it sit in the ground doesn't do anything except make us poorer.

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    Image of Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est
    10/30/08

    @don_mynack: Do we have to rip things out of the ground and turn them into something else for them to have value? Also, there are certain costs linked to burning fossil fuels, such as pollution, global warming, congestion, etc etc.


    Clearly we need to redefine the meaning of "wealth".

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