Your Puny Mortal Hands Cannot Kill The Mitsubishi LancerStef Schrader9/09/16 1:00pm547EditPromoteGo to permalink What do you do with a 2003 Mitsubishi Lancer that’s bound for the crusher? You do everything within your power to destroy it further, that’s what. Blast over rocks. Jump it. Run into a tree. Shoot, get out some explosives and blow it up. The Lancer will just laugh at your feeble human attempts to destroy it.