How gearheads move a mattress

I like these guys. I do. They spend the precious few hours they're not working for the man working on their rarely-running C4 'Vette. But is this the best way to compress a box-spring so it'll fit in your Expedition? » 3/08/11 12:00pm 3/08/11 12:00pm

This Is Why People Think SUV Drivers Are Asshats

There are many reasons people get frustrated with SUV drivers. Crowding parking spaces like a linebacker in a port-a-john's one of them, as we see the white Suburban here doing. The gray Expedition taking four spaces? Well that's just asshattery. » 5/18/10 1:00pm 5/18/10 1:00pm

Mom Of The Year Tosses Infant Into SUV To Avoid Reposession

Classy-lady Crystal Gardner rushed from her Dallas home as a repo man was recovering her Ford Expedition. Thinking quickly, she tossed her 1-year-old infant into the back seat through the window before a 15-year-old associate came out with a shotgun. » 3/25/10 9:30am 3/25/10 9:30am

Strung-Out America Demands More Big SUVs, Ford Happy To Resupply

Ford announced yesterday that Dearborn intends to boost SUV production to support surging demand. Convince them to downsize? Nah, just feed their addiction to landbarges they don't need. Thank you, short-sighted American consumers, for your hard-earned monies. [Motor Trend] » 1/13/10 1:00pm 1/13/10 1:00pm

Ford Extending E85 Corn Goodness To E-Series, Navigator and Expedition

More exciting action from the D.C Auto Show as Ford snuck some E85 news into the 2009 Ford Escape press release. The company's E-Series vans, Navigator and Expedition will be able to run on E85 fuel this year, which is good news for the small percentage of the people reading this that have access to the approximately… » 1/22/08 10:45am 1/22/08 10:45am

Detroit Auto Show: Funkmaster Flex Does Detroit, Talks Nano

Of all the musical celebrities that have shown up this week, Funkmaster Flex has to be our favorite. The black and red Ford Flexpedition outside let us know to be on alert for Flex and then, near VW, we found him. We know Flex knows his stuff, but we were shocked that he wanted to talk about the Tata Nano, the $2,500… » 1/15/08 2:00pm 1/15/08 2:00pm

Ford Continues To Flex: Funkmaster Flexpedition To Hit Showroom Floors

No, we're not kidding — no April Fool's Joke here — we think. It looks like Funkmaster Flex's Expedition he pimped out blinged out mutilated for last year's SEMA show will actually be hitting FoMoCo showroom floors near you as a limited edition 2008 model of the Big-UV. The ride will be built on the existing short… » 3/30/07 3:30pm 3/30/07 3:30pm

Ad Watch: Hachette Buff-Mag Intellectual Reacharound Further Engorges…

And now the trilogy of advertising semi-randomness from FoMoCo is complete. In many ways we're thinking this is the last salvo of the Ford marketing team's attempt to show Alan Mulally they're relevant. And if they failed at it in any way like the second to last salvo, it's not going to end very well at all. But we… » 3/02/07 5:30pm 3/02/07 5:30pm

Ad Watch: Ford Gives Chevy Suburban The Finger With New Expedition EL…

FoMoCo's dropped a blizzard of creative on us today and we're literally just trying to shovel our way through the mess of it as we speak. So we'll start off with the double shot of ads they're firing across the bow of the General's big-league profit-maker, the Chevy Suburban. True, the Expedition's already beating… » 3/02/07 2:20pm 3/02/07 2:20pm

Jalopnik Reviews: 2007 Ford Expedition EL, Part 3

Why You Should Buy This Car: You're Mormon, have a Napoleon complex or travel with a posse. You subscribe to the belief that it's both about the size of the boat and the motion of the ocean. You crave the most comfortable way to get from A to B, not the quickest; your seven friends and their dogs feel the same way.… » 12/13/06 1:17pm 12/13/06 1:17pm

Jalopnik Reviews: 2007 Ford Expedition EL, Part 2

Exterior Design ****
For a Baby Huey, the Expedition EL is a svelte looking ride. The previous generation 'Peditions (and their even uglier Lincoln counterparts) were too tall for their relatively short length, such that they came across as hunchbacked. By stretching the wheelbase by two feet, Ford created a… » 12/12/06 12:00pm 12/12/06 12:00pm

Jalopnik Reviews: 2007 Ford Expedition EL, Part 1

As wee ones, my sister and I wanted a dog, but the old man said no. Dogs control your life, he said, so in our household we instead adopted a string of short-lived b-list pets: turtles, hamsters, fish, a guinea pig and several frogs. At one point, we even had a hermit crab, though it died before growing large enough… » 12/11/06 12:06pm 12/11/06 12:06pm

Your Moment of Arctic Zen: The Tankpedition!

While we still greatly prefer the Volgamino (hell, we'd drive over our own mother in this here Tankpedition for just five minutes seat time in that jacked up Russian hottie), in a real-world breakaway republic situation, this might be the right tool for the job. Bumbeck to orgasm after the jump. » 12/08/06 5:00pm 12/08/06 5:00pm

Pimp(TM) Ford's Ride: It's Not SEMA Without Funkmaster Flex

Without Funkmaster Flex, the $3 billion automobile aftermarket business would probably be worth no more than, say, $2.7 billion — tops. That's probably why Ford's backed its private Brinks truck up to Flex's crib for two years running. This year, Flex signed his name to a customized 2007 Expedition that Ford plans to… » 10/27/06 3:21pm 10/27/06 3:21pm

Ford's Fuel Cost Tourniquet: Slash Pricing On 2007 Expedition SUV

Cutting prices on your newest SUV by an average of $4,300 is one way to make a "Bold Move," or a desperate one, really considering the current model just isn't selling. We guess that explains why Ford's dropped the base MSRP on all packages of its new big-ass SUV by a whopping $4,300. Although we've got to say, the… » 7/25/06 8:45am 7/25/06 8:45am

Greening an Expedition: Ford Working on Diesel, Hybrid

AutoWeek reports that Ford isn't planning to roll over and let GM's upcoming Chevrolet Tahoe and other full-sized SUV hybrids show up its Expedition. The company's reportedly working on higher-mileage versions of its largest SUV, including a hybrid-drive model and a V8 diesel, that'll be ready by early next decade.… » 6/28/06 8:43am 6/28/06 8:43am

Ford Launches 2007 Expedition at Houston Auto Show

Considering two in ten sales of Ford's Expedition come from Texas — and so not to distract from the company's environmentally friendly message at the Detroit show — Ford chose the Houston auto show to launch its newest large SUV late last week. Gaining much-needed cues from the latest F-Series pickups, the new… » 1/30/06 8:24am 1/30/06 8:24am

Spy Photos: 2007 Ford Expedition, Even Bigger Still

The spies at Automedia, brought to you by American Car Fans, came upon this Ford Expedition super stretch in Dearborn. Why all the cladding? Likely it's a 2007 Ford Expedition, but considering its proximity to Ford's house (and with the Detroit show coming up) we wouldn't be surprised if FoMoCo was introducing the… » 1/04/06 9:01am 1/04/06 9:01am

Spy Photos: 2007 Ford Expedition, Only Bigger

Damn you, leather cladding. Yesterday we posted spy shots of what we thought was one of the new Chevrolet Silverados basking in the Arizona sun, but is rather likely Ford's new super-sized Expedition SUV, formerly known as "Everest." If you remember, Ford's Excursion replacement came under fire recently for turning… » 1/04/06 12:00am 1/04/06 12:00am