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    Jamiroquai's Jay Kay Devastated After Ferrari Enzo Damaged

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    Image of golferal - Now with no Segway! golferal - Now with no Segway!
    03/03/09

    In reply to Jamiroquai's Jay Kay Devastated After Ferrari Enzo Damaged
    How many fucking records did these guys sell? I've only heard maybe two of their songs and this guy has "Four Ferarris and 7 Porsches"?


    Man, I'm in the wrong business.

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    Image of A strolling player A strolling player
    03/03/09

    @golferal: Yeah, go sell over 21 million records and you can get mad when someone trashes your Enzo, too!
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    03/03/09

    In reply to Jamiroquai's Jay Kay Devastated After Ferrari Enzo Damaged
    So I'm seeing a pattern here. Jay Kay has a stable of supercars. Jay Leno, another car freak. Jay Lamm, King of LeMons...think I'll change my name.
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    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    03/03/09

    In reply to Jamiroquai's Jay Kay Devastated After Ferrari Enzo Damaged
    So do pastry chefs have a problem with Enzos or Groove-funk?
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    Image of merc6point9 merc6point9
    03/03/09

    In reply to Jamiroquai's Jay Kay Devastated After Ferrari Enzo Damaged
    Isn't that Jay in the sunglasses on the patio behind the car? He does look forlorn.
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    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    03/03/09

    @merc6point9: Yes it is, and he's practising his pouty groove band frontman look.
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    03/03/09

    In reply to Jamiroquai's Jay Kay Devastated After Ferrari Enzo Damaged
    Enzos are the Bombe.


    [Shutting up now, and retracting all prior bitching about how much my windshield cost to repair. especially seeing as how the rubber seal did a self-transplant rejection over the following year.]

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    03/03/09

    In reply to Jamiroquai's Jay Kay Devastated After Ferrari Enzo Damaged
    Come on, why not vandalize a damn 612 Spaghetti like a civilised human being?
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    03/03/09

    In reply to Jamiroquai's Jay Kay Devastated After Ferrari Enzo Damaged
    This was an unfair fight. The car was unable to fight back. I think a game of "who can hit the softest?" between the pastry chef and the Enzo is in order.


    I bet the pastry chef wins...

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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    03/03/09

    In reply to Jamiroquai's Jay Kay Devastated After Ferrari Enzo Damaged
    Wow, first postal workers, and now cake bakers are snapping. I don't know but, going pastry doesn't have the same ring to it.


    Still, that guy's gonna have to make a lot of Tiramisu just to pay for that damage.

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    Image of Ash78, tryptophanatic Ash78, tryptophanatic
    03/03/09

    In reply to Jamiroquai's Jay Kay Devastated After Ferrari Enzo Damaged
    Well, it's a wonder man can drive at all. Insurance claims that should be small. Now I can't tell just what the hell the bodyshop is thinking.
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    Image of CharlzR CharlzR
    03/03/09

    In reply to Jamiroquai's Jay Kay Devastated After Ferrari Enzo Damaged
    So you can spell Jamiroquai, but not Ferrari? Go back to Gawker.


    /ducks

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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/03/09

    @CharlzR: Good call.
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    Image of 1300ccsoffury 1300ccsoffury
    03/03/09

    In reply to Jamiroquai's Jay Kay Devastated After Ferrari Enzo Damaged
    Ferrari didn't make enough black Enzos.
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    03/03/09

    In reply to Jamiroquai's Jay Kay Devastated After Ferrari Enzo Damaged
    this guy sounds like a real cream puff.
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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    03/03/09

    @SirNotAppearing: That was so lame I'm embarrassed. I cannoli take some more nyquil and go back to bed.
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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    03/03/09

    @SirNotAppearing: Clever.
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    Image of SwatLax SwatLax
    03/03/09

    In reply to Jamiroquai's Jay Kay Devastated After Ferrari Enzo Damaged
    Bring back the t-shirt, but in black!
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    03/03/09

    In reply to Jamiroquai's Jay Kay Devastated After Ferrari Enzo Damaged
    I chuckle at the most inane things, and this did it for me today.


    The hotel's pastry chef, 21-year-old Aaron Billington, was arrested on suspicion of causing "thousands of pounds of damage to the car." Must've been a heavy bloke.

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    03/03/09

    In reply to Jamiroquai's Jay Kay Devastated After Ferrari Enzo Damaged
    Huh.


    I didn't know Jay Kay was the guy in Jamiroquai.


    That damage is virtually insane.

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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    03/03/09

    @Mad_Science: I was gonna go with, "The pastry chef is expected to plea virtual insanity in court", but now it would just be redundant. Thanks.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    03/03/09

    @combat chuck: Yours is better.
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