This is why people think Bugatti drivers are asshats

In a flagrant demonstration of being richer than you, a Veyron driver got a ticket for parking in a disabled spot today. The Daily Mail reported that the driver wasn't exactly concerned with the cost of his ticket, picked up in a very rich corner of Essex, UK. » 12/02/11 10:00am 12/02/11 10:00am

British Drivers Need Help Crossing Scary Bridge

English ninnies are calling for the return of special assistants to guide them across the tall Queen Elizabeth II Bridge. One effete man said he was "petrified" at the thought of driving across the bridge alone. [BBCNews, Photo: SunnyUK] » 6/09/10 10:30am 6/09/10 10:30am

1928 Essex For A Depression-Igniting $500,000!

The seller of this Prohibition-era Essex may have tipped back one too many before setting his price, but Nice Price or Crack Pipe is ready to speakeasy on the matter. » 6/18/09 8:00am 6/18/09 8:00am

British Police Using High-Tech Helicopters To Catch Speeders, Yell At…

In an effort to drive both taxpayer groups and paranoid Libertarians nuts at the same time, the Essex police are using a $1,750-an-hour helicopter equipped with some fairly high-tech gear to trap speeders in key areas. The helicopter uses plate recognition software that can recognize a plate and locate the address… » 9/05/08 4:00pm 9/05/08 4:00pm

UK Police Evo!

Herr Roy — a man who knows a thing or three about high-performance law enforcement vehicles — has posted up a few shots of one of two Mitsubishi Evo VIII police cars in the United Kingdom. In addition to the stonking Lancers, the cops in Essex are due add a pair of WRX squad cars. The officer operating the vehicle… » 7/18/07 8:30pm 7/18/07 8:30pm

Any Color You Want, As Long As It's Rat: The Essex

"It was a high rat-colored machine with large thin wheels and bulging headlights. When he got up to it, he saw that one door was tied on with a rope and that it had an oval window in the back. This was the car he was going to buy." Heed the words of the mighty prophet Flannery O'Connor- who kicked ass thoroughly and… » 3/23/07 11:19am 3/23/07 11:19am