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    Ken Block, Chris Atkinson Spank A Vintage Ford Escort In Woods

    Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names

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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    11/18/09

    In reply to Ken Block, Chris Atkinson Spank A Vintage Ford Escort In Woods
    As kick-to-the-jaw awesome as the Group B beasts were, the rear-drive machinery that preceded them (Escort RS, Ascona 400, 131 Abarth, Sunbeam Lotus, et al) were just as rad, IMO. #kenblock
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    11/17/09

    In reply to Ken Block, Chris Atkinson Spank A Vintage Ford Escort In Woods
    Wow. I wish my commute was like that. #kenblock
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    Novaload was starred Novaload was unstarred
    Image of günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi
    11/17/09

    In reply to Ken Block, Chris Atkinson Spank A Vintage Ford Escort In Woods
    i would like to say that the reason my fore-arms are so well developed is from twisting a steering wheel around while flying through a dirt track rally course. that is all. #kenblock
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    Image of PowerTryp, Starless wonder. PowerTryp, Starless wonder.
    11/17/09

    @günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi: So thats what the kids are calling it these days... #kenblock
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    günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi promoted this comment PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was starred PowerTryp, Starless wonder. was unstarred
    Image of günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi
    11/17/09

    @PowerTryp, Starless wonder.: yes... yes that's it... i would say it's from practicing guitar.. but i cannot demonstrate that.. b/c i still suck at playing guitar... i like this new excuse a lot better... i can actually drive...... #kenblock
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    11/17/09

    In reply to Ken Block, Chris Atkinson Spank A Vintage Ford Escort In Woods
    This is great.
    For the past years (I'm thinking 1997-2008), the so-called "money years", the emphasis culturally in our world has been on money, bling, luxury and other superficial marketing-based crap; this translated "automotively" in super expensive flashy customs and racing trends such as "drifting" and all that other fast n furious inspired crap.
    Now that we're all broke, those values aren't so dominant anymore and I hope that people will gravitate towards more authentic stuff such as grassroots racing and maybe rally racing.

    Jalopnik has always more or less understood that, but videos like this one might convince the wider public.
    So +1 mr Block #kenblock
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    Image of Drew and not U has Twin Turbots Drew and not U has Twin Turbots
    11/17/09

    @Franzouse: Exactly! Who says you need a fat budget to have fun? #kenblock
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    Novaload promoted this comment Drew and not U has Twin Turbots was starred Drew and not U has Twin Turbots was unstarred
    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    11/17/09

    In reply to Ken Block, Chris Atkinson Spank A Vintage Ford Escort In Woods
    Psst...Block and Atkinson have been reported to be the drivers for the new Monster Energy Drink WRC team for the upcoming WRC season. Scuttlebutt says they'll be driving select events in an '09 Focus WRC before going to the WRC Spec Fiesta and a full calender the following year. If true, than that makes this "team building"....and a whole lot of fun. #kenblock
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    Image of snapoversteer 'bout to get told snapoversteer 'bout to get told
    11/17/09

    In reply to Ken Block, Chris Atkinson Spank A Vintage Ford Escort In Woods
    Why does Ken Block always seem to be having so much fun? Screw him. #kenblock
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    Image of Murilee Martin Murilee Martin
    11/01/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    What about the Mazda Cosmo Big Run Genteel? #carnames
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    Image of pinkshinyalan is kind of brown pinkshinyalan is kind of brown
    10/29/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    If you change "Ford" to "Anal", you get a whole slew of suggestive names.

    Anal Probe (obviously)
    Anal Explorer
    Anal Escape
    Anal Excursion
    Anal Flex
    Anal Ranger
    Anal 500 (Indy-themed gay porn)
    Anal Contour
    Anal Edge
    Anal Pinto (consider: "pinto" means "penis" in Portuguese)
    Anal Fiesta
    Anal Transit (it's like a guided tour)
    Anal Laser (used by Australian proctologists)

    and finally, another from Australia: the Anal Territory. I wonder if they named it that because it's the land down under. #carnames
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    Image of turbodan turbodan
    10/29/09

    @pinkshinyalan: This game works surprisingly well with the vast majority of car names. Our Lemons team played it on the drive from WA state to Reno and back.

    Some of the highlights:
    Anal Spitfire
    Anal Tempest
    Anal Storm

    All of which you should probably have checked out by your doctor... #carnames
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    MushyHeirloom promoted this comment turbodan was starred turbodan was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    10/30/09

    @turbodan: The Ram, again, is obvious. So are the Charger/Challenger, the Wrangler...

    Possibly less obvious:

    Anal Ambassador
    Anal Breeze
    Anal Cowboy (if we're counting prototypes)
    Anal Patriot
    Anal Spirit
    Anal Le Baron (say it out loud)
    Anal LeSabre (again, it doesn't work as written)
    Anal Maverick
    Anal (Trail)Blazer
    Anal Focus (how did pinkshinyalan not think of it?)
    Anal Cavalier
    Anal Starlet
    Anal Odyssey
    Anal (F-85) Jetfire
    Anal Cougar
    Anal Marauder
    Anal Dictator
    Anal Monarch
    Anal Beetle (I think this is redundant)
    Anal Cutlass (Cruiser optional)
    Anal Vista Cruiser, too.
    Anal Aurora
    Anal Winstorm
    Anal Fiero
    Anal Celebrity
    Anal Sprint
    Anal LUV
    Anal Centurion
    Anal Diplomat
    Anal Fury
    Anal Wildcat
    Anal Viper (and related Anal Cobra)
    Anal Dart
    Anal Roadmaster
    Anal Conquest

    Hell, let's include the Anal Eagle, Anal Falcon, and Anal Thunderbird, too.

    (Semi-related: Bonus points go to the Mercury Mystique's badging, which can be rearranged into "ye squirMy rectuM". Yep.) #carnames
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    Image of -=[ArcSine]=- -=[ArcSine]=-
    10/29/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    What, no Vibe? #carnames
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    MushyHeirloom promoted this comment -=[ArcSine]=- was starred -=[ArcSine]=- was unstarred
    Image of tonyola tonyola
    10/29/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names

    Thrust SSC land speed record car. #carnames
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    Image of JackJFlash JackJFlash
    10/29/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    No Honda Prelude, what the hell? #carnames
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    High Speed Indeed promoted this comment JackJFlash was starred JackJFlash was unstarred
    Image of High Speed Indeed High Speed Indeed
    10/29/09

    @JackJFlash: Prelude is a musical term. #carnames
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    High Speed Indeed was starred High Speed Indeed was unstarred
    Image of MechaMunch MechaMunch
    10/29/09

    @High Speed Indeed: Prelude is how you say foreplay in German...if you're hip. #carnames
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    MechaMunch was starred MechaMunch was unstarred
    Image of High Speed Indeed High Speed Indeed
    10/29/09

    @MechaMunch: Oh nice! A hip German, I ain't. #carnames
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    Image of joelja joelja
    10/30/09

    @MechaMunch:
    Latin praeldium, from Latin praeldere, to play beforehand... The germans are just the barbarians (tedesco) on the norther frontier... #carnames
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    MechaMunch promoted this comment joelja was starred joelja was unstarred
    Image of MechaMunch MechaMunch
    11/03/09

    @joelja: Yeah, and they like to get their playing in beforehand! #carnames
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    Image of brc is never late, because of his v8 brc is never late, because of his v8
    10/29/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    True story : years ago my roommate and I would often rent a car to go on weekend road trips somewhere. Hertz was doing a special at the time on Ford Escorts. So he got on the his work phone and rang up :"Hi, I'd like to get an Escort for the weekend".

    Took him a while to figure out why he got all the strange looks from his coworkers. #carnames
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    MushyHeirloom promoted this comment brc is never late, because of his v8 was starred brc is never late, because of his v8 was unstarred
    Image of Bri Bri
    10/29/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    Who doesn't want to Boink a Celebrity? #carnames
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    MushyHeirloom promoted this comment Bri was starred Bri was unstarred
    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    10/30/09

    @purebusiness: Or a Starlet. #carnames
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    Image of Bri Bri
    10/30/09

    @MushyHeirloom: Yea,i thought that guy down stream with "The Miley" ,was great, it had me in histarics.
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    Edited by Bri at 10/30/09 3:56 PM Bri was starred Bri was unstarred
    Image of Skink Skink
    10/29/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    Tercel Joinus Extra #carnames
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    High Speed Indeed promoted this comment Skink was starred Skink was unstarred
    Image of High Speed Indeed High Speed Indeed
    10/29/09

    @Skink: OK, stop before you hurt yourself. #carnames
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/28/09

    In reply to Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
    Given that I just had a u-joint go south at 90 mph on the way home, I would suggest that Alfa Romeo Spider is the automotive equivalent of "erectile dysfunction". #carnames
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