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    03:32 AM

    In reply to The Worst Car-Related Tiger Woods Jokes On The Internet
    Tigers Black side picked out the Escalade and the rims, Tigers Asian side was driving.
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    12/08/09

    In reply to Second Woods-Loaned, GM-Owned Escalade Spotted At Miami Hospital
    Air Hole in one to Air Hole in two...
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    Image of Brian Brian
    12/08/09

    In reply to Second Woods-Loaned, GM-Owned Escalade Spotted At Miami Hospital
    I just read a CNN blurb on this, Tiger's mother-in-law was taken to the hospital for something.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    12/08/09

    In reply to Second Woods-Loaned, GM-Owned Escalade Spotted At Miami Hospital
    I think the woman had a golfstone attack.
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    Image of Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe)
    12/08/09

    @skaycog: That's pretty punny... but I heard it was more of a problem with Tiger's lie...
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    skaycog promoted this comment Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) was starred Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) was unstarred
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    12/08/09

    @Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe): Tiger's lie or his lay?
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    Image of Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe)
    12/08/09

    @skaycog: Yes. Or, alternatively, both. But... you know... only one of them was a golf term. At least in the crowd with whom I (rarely) play golf... Perhaps you and your'n have use for the term during your foursomes?
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    12/08/09

    @Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe): Lie is a golf term? I don't play golf. I love driving the golf cart though. (I think you're going to best me in this conversation.) *blush*
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    Image of Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe)
    12/08/09

    @skaycog: I pulled this from about.com -

    Definition:
    This golf term has two meanings. The first is simply where the ball sits. A golfer's lie is the location of the ball at rest. The second is the number of strokes it took the ball to get to where it sits (see example below). Got that? "Lie" is most commonly used in descriptive terms "good lie" and "bad lie." A good lie would be one on the fairway with good grass under the ball. A "bad lie" would be one in the rough, for instance.

    Examples:

    Definition 1: The Golf Guide's lie is a good one. Definition 2: The Golf Guide lies "2" and will now be hitting his third shot.

    While this time I may come out on top, I'm sure there'll be other opportunities for you to best me, ma'am.
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    12/08/09

    @Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe): Thanks for the golf lesson, and now I understand, Sir. ;)
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    Image of Rabbi Dave Rabbi Dave
    12/08/09

    In reply to Second Woods-Loaned, GM-Owned Escalade Spotted At Miami Hospital
    So did the loaners to Woods just get lost in the bankruptcy filings? He's not affiliated with them anymore.

    Plus, dude, you're worth billions with a B, buy your own cars freeloader.
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    12/08/09

    @Rabbi Dave: Ben Wojdyla explained to me in another post that the vehicles were part of Tiger's separation contract when he left Buick.

    However, that event occurred prior to GM's bankruptcy. But, look at all the other contracts and obligations that were ignored. When you think of all the stockholders, bondholders, dealers, (the list goes on and on) who were effectively told "too bad", I think they could have easily taken these cars back. I wonder what other "sweetheart" deals are out there?
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    GreenN_Gold promoted this comment Edited by doug-g at 12/08/09 10:18 AM doug-g was starred doug-g was unstarred
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    12/08/09

    @doug-g: Chrysler took back Lee Iacocca's cars. I believe he ended up getting replacements eventually, though.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    12/08/09

    In reply to Second Woods-Loaned, GM-Owned Escalade Spotted At Miami Hospital
    Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen hit the links--and the streets--in Driven to Succeed.
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    Image of Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe) Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe)
    12/08/09

    @Ash78, cube farmer: I think you mis-spelled 'Succeed'...
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    12/08/09

    @Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe): Touche...lol
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    12/08/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Nothing unrecoverable in that damage. Even I could maybe fix some of it. A few nails here, a couple of minutes with the wood rasp there, and Bob's your uncle - or Tiger's your baby daddy - and you're back in the saddle.

    So to speak.
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    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Wow. I guess it will buff right out.
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    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Does this mean that when you get rid of a Buick, you really want to get it on with random white chicks?

    No wonder old married couples are so happy in Roadmasters.
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    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Should we be surprised that GM is cashing in on Tiger's celeb status?

    I'm surprised GM actually found a way to make money on something!
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    12/07/09

    @LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard: Yeah, GM is opening a Lingerie store with all the stray panties they find under the seat.
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    LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard promoted this comment Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard
    12/07/09

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: LOL 1 heart for you m'lady :)

    ...And using the left over lube in the bottles for axle grease.
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    12/08/09

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: Lol !
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    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    So, would it be of more value to anyone other than a strip club? I'm envisioning a custom decal advertising the club, filling the truck with strippers, and going to every PGA event in driving distance.
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    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Oh, the huge manatee!

    I would humbly recommend that Tiger's next car be on that's smaller and more maneuverable, perhaps even able to get out its own way. You don't want to shank one off into the rough and just be a passenger along for the ride.

    And I would also recommend bullet proof glass.
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    Image of VeeArrrSix VeeArrrSix
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Methinks that N.O.W. should buy it, paint in pink, and drive around promoting Domestic Violence, because its definitely NOT a problem right?
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    Image of 87CapriceEstate 87CapriceEstate
    12/07/09

    What a great idea except for the promoting part. They should be raising awareness of domestic violence and teaching that it is wrong.
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Mulligan!
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    12/07/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: I had to...
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    12/07/09

    @Scandinavian Flick: How come you can't expand images anymore?

    For those who can't read that, it says: "Drove straight into a tree? Got caught with a bad lie? Call for a do over."
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    12/07/09

    In reply to GM To Repair, Sell Crashed Tiger Woods Escalade
    Meh. The anger will buff right out.
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