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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    06/15/09

    In reply to Christian Audigier Creates Snorkel-Nosed Custom Cadillac Escalade
    More like this, Chop hidden=>
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    Image of mytdawg mytdawg
    06/15/09

    In reply to Christian Audigier Creates Snorkel-Nosed Custom Cadillac Escalade
    Is this guy where the D-bags that were wearing Tommy clothes 15 years ago ended up? How come I never hear of these people? (except Von Dutch) Or right, don't give a fuck...
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    Image of Krautwagen Krautwagen
    06/15/09

    In reply to Christian Audigier Creates Snorkel-Nosed Custom Cadillac Escalade
    For those of you wondering, Christian Audigier has indeed designed for Affliction as well (according to Wikipedia, anyway).


    So yeah, along with Ed Hardy and Von Dutch the guy is walking trifecta of epic douchery.


    I weep for what's left of our nation.

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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    06/15/09

    @Krautwagen: You forgot his self labeled uber-douche line.
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    Image of yachius yachius
    06/15/09

    In reply to Christian Audigier Creates Snorkel-Nosed Custom Cadillac Escalade
    Say what you will, Christian Audigier knows his audience and it's not car enthusiasts. This monstrosity is very carefully designed to appeal to the same sort of people who wear his clothing.

    And they will like it.

    And they will buy it.
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    Image of Fääähke Fääähke
    06/15/09

    @yachius:


    I don't really know this audience.... is there any overlap with the group that buys proper expensive toys just to blow them up? (see recent Enzo, Gallardo balls of flame etc.) I would love to see THIS thing explode on a freeway!! Somebody make this happen.

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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    06/15/09

    @Fääähke: Unfortunately no, those people have better taste than Audigier's audience. They're nearly as stupid, and clearly more evil, but the fact they bought a decent car to destroy means they have better taste.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    06/15/09

    In reply to Christian Audigier Creates Snorkel-Nosed Custom Cadillac Escalade
    Wow.


    1995 called. It wants its custom Suburban back.

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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    06/15/09

    In reply to Christian Audigier Creates Snorkel-Nosed Custom Cadillac Escalade



    *audio quality sucks

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    Image of Drujon Drujon
    06/15/09

    In reply to Christian Audigier Creates Snorkel-Nosed Custom Cadillac Escalade
    If Prince and Liberace had a baby...
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    06/15/09

    @Drujon: It would still look better than this...
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    Image of Elhigh Elhigh
    06/15/09

    In reply to Christian Audigier Creates Snorkel-Nosed Custom Cadillac Escalade
    So we're giving rappers the ability to take core samples of the poor bastards they run over, now?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/15/09

    In reply to Christian Audigier Creates Snorkel-Nosed Custom Cadillac Escalade
    Von Dutch


    That'd do it.

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    Image of sos10 sos10
    06/15/09

    In reply to Christian Audigier Creates Snorkel-Nosed Custom Cadillac Escalade
    He's close to bankruptcy anyway.
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    Image of Ben Wojdyla Ben Wojdyla
    06/15/09

    In reply to Christian Audigier Creates Snorkel-Nosed Custom Cadillac Escalade
    Does this remind anyone of a certain Saturday morning cartoon from the 80's?


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    Image of leavethegun-takethecannoli leavethegun-takethecannoli
    06/15/09

    In reply to Christian Audigier Creates Snorkel-Nosed Custom Cadillac Escalade
    Please, I'll take a Becker over this any day.
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    Image of How Wankelin' Got His Sig Back How Wankelin' Got His Sig Back
    06/15/09

    In reply to Christian Audigier Creates Snorkel-Nosed Custom Cadillac Escalade
    VIF1? Very Important Fucker? Sounds about right.


    Wankelin'

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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    06/15/09

    @How Wankelin' Got His Sig Back: Very Impotent F*cker... anyone who would be seen in this thing is clearly compensating for something.
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    Image of Ted Striker Ted Striker
    06/15/09

    In reply to Christian Audigier Creates Snorkel-Nosed Custom Cadillac Escalade
    So this is what happens when an 80's Callaway Vette gets fat and lazy.
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    06/15/09

    @Ted Striker: COTD
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    Image of nollid51 nollid51
    06/15/09

    In reply to Christian Audigier Creates Snorkel-Nosed Custom Cadillac Escalade
    There are absolutely no redeeming qualities about this car. None. I tried, but cant find any.


    Hey, maybe it'll burst into flames soon?

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    Image of SirNotAppearing SirNotAppearing
    06/15/09

    @nollid51: Redeeming quality: he used an Escalade, and didn't ruin something decent.
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    06/15/09

    @nollid51: I dunno, man. I like those chairs.
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