Here's What A 2015 Cadillac Escalade EXT Monster Pickup Would Look Like

The 2015 Cadillac Escalade doesn't have an EXT pickup truck variant, but the hoonigans over at Monster Energy have gone ahead and slapped the Daddy Caddy's face on a full-size Chevy pickup to make their own. It's kind of awesome. » 11/20/14 5:12pm 11/20/14 5:12pm

2015 Cadillac Escalade drops the guilty & ups the pleasure

For me, the Cadillac Escalade has always been a bit of a guilty pleasure vehicle. This is a machine that I shouldn't like, but for some reason I'm oddly attracted to said vehicle. I once took a 900-mile road trip in a last-generation Escalade Platinum Hybrid. With four adults seated comfortably, the journey was a… » 9/03/14 11:24am 9/03/14 11:24am

Cadillac Escalade Diesel And V-Sport Performance Model May Be Happening

Automotive News' Jens Meiners says 2015 Cadillac Escalade Brand Manager David Schiavone is considering offering a "V6 turbodiesel and twin-turbo gas V6" along with the SUV's standard 6.2 V8. » 7/15/14 5:23pm 7/15/14 5:23pm

Escalade-Escalade-Maybach-Audi Crash Is One Expensive Fender Bender

The roads of Russia appear to be a total anarchist state. Lanes are a suggestion. Safe following distances are non-existent. » 10/22/12 10:00am 10/22/12 10:00am

The Mobile Stripper Pole Is The One Accessory That Makes An Escalade…

With the RNC Convention just ending in Tampa, America's eyes have been opened to the aching beauty of a city lousy with strip clubs — but what about those of us stuck in cultural backwaters with hardly any strip-based institutions at all? Happily, there's an answer. Now any vehicle with a suitable tow hitch can become… » 9/03/12 2:00pm 9/03/12 2:00pm

Watch Arsonists Set A Cadillac Escalade On Fire

Unlike the Fisker Karma, some cars need outside help in order to catch on fire. Overnight, Romanian arsonists torched a Cadillac Escalade as a nearby camera watched. » 8/23/12 10:00am 8/23/12 10:00am

1,000-HP Twin-Turbo Escalade beats Nissan GT-R

John Hennessey's got this great shtick going where he takes his Frankenstein monsters and pits them against stock versions of cars we associate with performance. It's total nonsense, but how the hell do you not watch a twin-turbo Cadillac Escalade race a Nissan GT-R? » 4/13/11 10:30am 4/13/11 10:30am

Judge Mathis's Escalade Crashed in Detroit Parking Garage

A Cadillac Escalade registered to Judge Gregory Mathis of daytime TV fame was involved in a single car accident inside a Detroit parking garage, leaving his nephew (possibly) in critical condition and the Judge with potential legal issues. [WXYZ] » 11/06/10 5:00pm 11/06/10 5:00pm

Celebrity Car Wrecks 2010: A Look Back

Sometimes life isn't fair. Celebrities can afford to buy beautiful new Maseratis and Range Rovers. And what do they do? This year, they seem to be having a lot of problems with mountains. » 10/31/10 4:12pm 10/31/10 4:12pm

GM Security Flaw Lets Thieves Steal Cadillac Escalades In 14 Seconds

Thieves love late-model Cadillac Escalades enough for them to rank as the most likely-to-be stolen vehicle in America. Professionals can take one in 14 seconds. Why? Some experts say General Motors skimped on a few key parts. » 10/29/10 4:00pm 10/29/10 4:00pm

The Ten Cars Insurance Companies Hate

Your insurance agent likely prefers you drive a Corvette instead of a Mitsubishi Lancer. That's because, according to the IIHS, Lancer owners report the highest relative insurance losses. Corvette owners? The lowest. Here are the ten biggest insurance losers. » 10/21/10 10:30am 10/21/10 10:30am

Linebacker Junior Seau Arrested For Spousal Abuse, Drives Off Cliff

Retired linebacker Junior Seau drove his Cadillac Escalade off a cliff near Oceanside, California after being arrested for domestic assault. Seau survived, but photos show the car was crushed. » 10/18/10 1:40pm 10/18/10 1:40pm

T-Shirt-Shooting A10 Warthog Monster Truck Is Everything Right With…

The Air Force's latest recruiting tool is a Cadillac Escalade-bodied monster truck designed to look like an A10-C Thunderbolt Warthog, complete with a t-shirt-shooting Gatling gun. Wasteful? Yes. Overbuilt? Yes. Awesome? Oh hell yes. God Bless the U.S. Air Force. » 9/24/10 12:00pm 9/24/10 12:00pm

Indiana Mom Downs Six Beers To Haul Seven Kids

Police in suburban Indianapolis stopped Brandee Polak, 44, on Sunday evening after seeing her 2006 Cadillac Escalade driving erratically. Inside were seven children and eau de Budweiser; Polak later told police she drank six beers before hitting the road. » 9/08/10 2:30pm 9/08/10 2:30pm

Jesse Jackson's Gas-Guzzling Escalade Ironically Stolen After "Green…

The Rev. Jesse Jackson came to Detroit last weekend pushing green jobs for the U.S. economy. On Monday, the Cadillac Escalade carrying him around the city was stolen and stripped. Does building replacement $1000 rims count as "green jobs?" » 9/03/10 2:45pm 9/03/10 2:45pm

Milwaukee Man Gets Sinkhole-Gobbled Cadillac Replaced

Lance Treankler had his 2007 Cadillac Escalade totaled by a massive Milwaukee sinkhole last month. Today, he got a replacement 2007 Escalade. Just spring for the OnStar and watch out for the earth opening up, Lance. [via Cadillac] » 8/12/10 5:15pm 8/12/10 5:15pm

One Out Of Every 100 Cadillac Escalades Is Stolen

The Highway Loss Data Institute is out with new stats on which vehicles are most likely to be stolen. Bottom line? One out of every 100 Cadillac Escalades get stolen — and nobody steals the Toyota Prius. » 8/03/10 9:00am 8/03/10 9:00am

Cadillac Wants To Replace Sinkhole-Swallowed Escalade

The Milwaukee guy who lost his Escalade to a giant sinkhole? Cadillac PR head honcho Nick Twork wants to replace it for him. [Facebook] » 7/27/10 6:30pm 7/27/10 6:30pm

Tiger Woods Drove His Last GM Product

When Tiger Woods crashed his Caddy it was revealed GM had been providing the athlete with free cars because of the high prestige involved with having him associated with your company. Not anymore. [USA Today] » 1/12/10 12:15pm 1/12/10 12:15pm

Tiger Woods Wife Outrun: What's Your High Score?

Making its way around the Jalopnik HQ today is the link to Break.com's game Tiger Woods Wife Outrun where you help Tiger escape a very angry-looking Ellin by guiding his Escalade through the obstacles. What's your top score? » 12/11/09 1:40pm 12/11/09 1:40pm