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    Image of theeastbaykid theeastbaykid
    08/20/09

    In reply to VW Voluntarily Recalls 13,500 Vehicles Over DSG Transmission Woes
    Ha! Karma is a bitch. [/cranky old man who loves manual transmission cars]. Seriously, though, when I drove the MK5 GTI for the first time, the DSG totally freaked out and went into some kind of limp mode. Whether that was a statement on VAG quality or DSG itself, I'm not sure, but it did result in a five-speed Mazda3 for my garage.
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    08/20/09

    In reply to VW Voluntarily Recalls 13,500 Vehicles Over DSG Transmission Woes
    What do you expect, just look at the thing.
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    Image of jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware
    08/20/09

    @Flathead Smith: Very true. Nice star, btw.
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    Image of Flathead Smith Flathead Smith
    08/20/09

    @jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware: Thanks
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    Image of brandegee brandegee
    08/20/09

    In reply to VW Voluntarily Recalls 13,500 Vehicles Over DSG Transmission Woes
    A faulty temperature sensor seems hardly newsworthy. I was ready to read about some major design flaw.

    It's the driver's fault anyway for paying attention to meaningless idiot lights.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    08/20/09

    In reply to VW Voluntarily Recalls 13,500 Vehicles Over DSG Transmission Woes
    Oh, dear. Chalk that up under "reasons to buy it with a manual".

    It's one of the best "automatics", though, so that's something.
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    08/20/09

    @FP - Activity resumes!: Hey you can go wrong with manuals too you know? Ask GM.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    08/20/09

    @Couldn'tMakeItToTheLeatherWashNite: "Hey you can go wrong with ... GM."

    Sometimes, aye!
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    08/20/09

    In reply to VW Voluntarily Recalls 13,500 Vehicles Over DSG Transmission Woes
    I wonder how they'll figure out a way to blame the drivers. That's what VW does. "You know, these transmissions are pretty robust, but if you leave them in auto mode like a sissy little girl, they wear out quicker. I hope you've learned your lesson. Here's your receipt. As you can see, shop incidentals came to over $30 because we had to eat so many Twix while fixing your car. How am I going to explain my fat ass to my wife? I'm going to blame you, that's how. Have a nice day."
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    Image of maximum-sienna maximum-sienna
    08/20/09

    @Ash78: And you wonder why they never were able to sell many Phaetons. Many said if they would have just branded it the Phaeton and left off the VW badge, they would have sold like hot cakes. Alas, no rich guy wants to hear it from the service center.
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    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    08/20/09

    @maximum-sienna: A great car, but very poorly executed. Allegedly the whole thing arose because Piech was jealous of M-B and BMW execs showing up for meetings in their Q-ships. Sure, he could have used an Audi A8, but he wanted something with the core brand's logo on it.
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    Image of Scandinavian Flick Scandinavian Flick
    08/20/09


    ...as a scapegoat
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    Image of FTGDWolverineEdition'09 FTGDWolverineEdition'09
    08/20/09

    @Ash78: I still say VW
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    Image of B1663R B1663R
    08/21/09

    @Ash78: spoken like a true VW owner... i'm going to guess a Jetta, perhaps a MK IV
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    Image of FormerlyPreferredCustomer FormerlyPreferredCustomer
    08/20/09

    In reply to VW Voluntarily Recalls 13,500 Vehicles Over DSG Transmission Woes
    These transmissions were mistakenly shipped without a clutch pedal. A pedal will be retrofitted in the affected vehicles free of charge.
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    Image of 85_GN 85_GN
    04/23/09

    In reply to VW Rabbit Most Queer-ied Car In First Quarter, 2009
    Top 10 searches on straightashelldude.com:


    1. 2010 Camaro

    2. F-150

    3. Lambos with scissor doors

    3. GT-R

    4. Audi R8

    5. Concept Camaro convertible

    6. 1987 VW Jettas

    7. Hummers in green

    8. Trailblazer SS

    9. Harley-Davidson special Edition F-150s

    10. Vintage Camaros

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/24/09

    @85_Grand_National: God bless the Mk2 Jetta.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/24/09

    @FuzzyPlushroomanyte: Seriously, I've known two people who owned an '87... both male, both straight, both at least mildly gearheads, and both have owned multiple VWs on either side of that one.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    04/23/09

    In reply to VW Rabbit Most Queer-ied Car In First Quarter, 2009
    Just proves everybody wants a Maser 4-por
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    Image of Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
    04/23/09

    In reply to VW Rabbit Most Queer-ied Car In First Quarter, 2009
    I've been thinkig about this for a while now. Do you think that a big hot rod flame job on your car could be considered advertising?
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/24/09

    @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: A large, flaming, hot rod on your car? Not at all.
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    Image of Jim-Bob Jim-Bob
    04/23/09

    In reply to VW Rabbit Most Queer-ied Car In First Quarter, 2009
    Where is the Asexual autos website? You know, the website for people who don't give a damn about sex one way or the other? I smell prejudice here!
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/24/09

    @Jim-Bob:


    -Toyota Camry

    -Chevrolet Impala

    -Buick Lucerne

    -Toyota Avalon

    -Lexus ES

    -Honda Accord

    -Ford Taurus

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    Image of Boosted Lego Wagon Boosted Lego Wagon
    04/23/09

    In reply to VW Rabbit Most Queer-ied Car In First Quarter, 2009
    The 2010 Volkswagen Golf: No really, it's our wider stance.
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    Image of Tier 5 royal, the Manic King Tier 5 royal, the Manic King
    04/23/09

    In reply to VW Rabbit Most Queer-ied Car In First Quarter, 2009
    Apparently gays don't know anything about car models.

    There is no Audi A-3 (it's A3), and Mazda us just Mazda3.
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    Image of Matt Hardigree Matt Hardigree
    04/23/09

    @Manic King of Corinthia: And straight people are utterly flabbergasted by grammar.
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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    04/23/09

    @Matt Hardigree: It's the first thing I look for in a woman.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    04/23/09

    In reply to VW Rabbit Most Queer-ied Car In First Quarter, 2009
    When Clarkson said all the Cocks had left BMWs for Audis, I'm afraid things got misinterpreted.
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    Image of smalleyxb122 smalleyxb122
    04/23/09

    In reply to VW Rabbit Most Queer-ied Car In First Quarter, 2009
    Curiously absent: Louis Vuitton CLK.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/23/09

    @smalleyxb122: I was about to rebut that with "gays have taste", but the Yaris... eugh.
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    Image of DonLuc DonLuc
    04/23/09

    In reply to VW Rabbit Most Queer-ied Car In First Quarter, 2009
    Why are all these cars compact and suppository shap... *oh, haha...I get it!
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    Image of BigHarv BigHarv
    04/23/09

    @DonLuc: Well, that and everything but Cadillacs could be described as 'suppository shaped'
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    04/24/09

    @BigHarv: My Volvo 240 would hurt like a sonofabitch.
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