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    Save The Enzos! Priceless Ferrari Burns To Crisp In Canada
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    Image of not_a_virus.exe.vbs not_a_virus.exe.vbs
    06/14/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos! Priceless Ferrari Burns To Crisp In Canada
    "Yeah a guy was driving his Enzo Ferrari, it caught on fire and he jumped out." Jodie said "We saw that Ferrari drive by us in OK Falls, is the guy OK?" He said "Yeah, I'm the guy!"


    Why is that guy talking in the 3rd person?

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    Image of ciscokidinsf ciscokidinsf
    06/13/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos! Priceless Ferrari Burns To Crisp In Canada
    What the fuck is an Ferrari doing in Okanagan Falls? I've been there. That region is the Canadian Appalachia, seriously.
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    Image of John Krewson John Krewson
    06/13/09

    @ciscokidinsf: Oxidizing, just like the cars in regular Appalachia. Faster, though, as befits a Ferrari.
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    Image of an gucci skyline mane an gucci skyline mane
    06/13/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos! Priceless Ferrari Burns To Crisp In Canada
    Being a fellow from BC, I am extremely ashamed of living here right now.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/13/09

    @an skyline: It's OK. As Canadians we must stick together. After all, the headline says Canada. And, a lot of idiots don't even read the post.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    06/13/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos! Priceless Ferrari Burns To Crisp In Canada
    So these cases are parallel to spontaneous human combustion? The car just suddenly erupt in flames?

    It's SFC instead of SHC?

    Ferrari...or is it, Fire-ari?
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    Image of UDMan UDMan
    06/13/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos! Priceless Ferrari Burns To Crisp In Canada
    Time for a comment from the number one asshole on this site, me! (when it comes to commenting on overpriced, ridiculous, mid engined supercars)


    Burn baby, burn. May more of your kind meet their same fate.

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    Image of Flagrant German Fanboy Flagrant German Fanboy
    06/13/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos! Priceless Ferrari Burns To Crisp In Canada
    They all heard about Fiat leaving to chase Chrysler, and committed suicide by fire in the hopes they wouldn't be next.
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    06/13/09

    @Flagrant German Fanboy: They're owned by FIAT...
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/13/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos! Priceless Ferrari Burns To Crisp In Canada
    Lotsa herb, an' a keg of brews, we gonna have a crucial bar-, bar-, barbarbarbarbarbecue!


    Yahoooo!

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    Image of TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah
    06/13/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos! Priceless Ferrari Burns To Crisp In Canada
    PRINT THE SHIRTS!
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    06/13/09

    @TexanIdiot25- needs a edit buton... EDIT: Needs an edit but...: NOW DAMNIT!


    And make sure you print enough XLs, you were always sold out.

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    Image of TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah
    06/13/09

    @something_unique_and_descripti...: PREFERABLY MEDIUMS, BUT I'LL TAKE A SMALL TOO. WEAR THE SHIT OUT OF UNTIL IT'S A MEDIUM
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    Image of SDreamer SDreamer
    06/13/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos! Priceless Ferrari Burns To Crisp In Canada
    Can we please just sell these things to people who care enough not to crash them... such sadness.
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    06/13/09

    @SDreamer: This didn't crash, it self immolated.
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    Image of BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ
    06/13/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos! Priceless Ferrari Burns To Crisp In Canada
    Now Fiat has taken over Chrysler, with a little luck the Sebrings start burning up in flames.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/13/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos! Priceless Ferrari Burns To Crisp In Canada
    A car-hating mostly-friend of mine lives in BC... and is currently boarding a flight halfway around the world.


    Remind me to accuse him of this despicable act when he returns.

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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    06/13/09

    @Ambiguously Fuzzy Plushroom: Very suspicious...
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    Image of Joe-Btfsplk Joe-Btfsplk
    06/13/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos! Priceless Ferrari Burns To Crisp In Canada
    It's just another case of spontaneous Ferrari cumbustion..... Oh, The HUMANITY !!
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/13/09

    @Joe-Btfsplk: Ohhh no, cumbustion is something else entirely...
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    06/13/09

    @Joe-Btfsplk:

    the huge manatee
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    Image of Six Flags Over Tomsk Six Flags Over Tomsk
    06/13/09

    @Ambiguously Fuzzy Plushroom: That's what dragons do during intercourse, right?
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    Image of dolo54 blows minds and blows engines! dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
    06/13/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos! Priceless Ferrari Burns To Crisp In Canada
    This is why I keep a fire extinguisher in my car. It does seem like Ferrari's really need a flame retardant system standard. What's up with that?
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/13/09

    @dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!: Porsche offers a fire extinguisher as an option. Then again, what option does Porsche not offer?
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    Image of DiegoMDM DiegoMDM
    06/13/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos! Priceless Ferrari Burns To Crisp In Canada
    Is that the color of burned carbon fiber?
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/13/09

    @DiegoMDM: Nope. It's the color of burnt carbon fibre.
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    Image of Dhillaz 2.0 Dhillaz 2.0
    06/13/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: I wonder what cabron fibre looks like.
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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/13/09

    @Dhillaz hammers stakes through heart-clicks: Like that, minus the burning part.


    (Did you mean to type "cabron", or "carbon"? I'm just assuming you intended the latter.)

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/13/09

    @Dhillaz hammers stakes through heart-clicks: By the way, I found your Family Guy clip.

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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    06/13/09

    @Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: I assume he meant the former - it literally means "male goat" in Spanish but is used similarly to "bastard", "asshole", or "fucker".
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    06/13/09

    @DiegoMDM: Carbon fiber is made of... well, carbon. Therefore, if it burns perfectly, it has no color - it becomes CO2 gas. If it burns imperfectly, it leaves behind carbon, which is the same color that it was before.
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    06/13/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus:

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    06/15/09

    @Ambiguously Fuzzy Plushroom: Oh, I am well aware; I did grow up in California, after all!
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    Image of Triborough Triborough
    06/13/09

    In reply to Save The Enzos! Priceless Ferrari Burns To Crisp In Canada
    Probably an insurance scam.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/13/09

    @Triborough: I'd hate to think how much you would actually have to pay to insure this car.
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    06/13/09

    @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: I've wondered that too. I mean who does it? I know State Farm, Progressive, Geiko, Allstate, etc. told me they wouldn't touch me if I got a STI (Farmers would but four years of premiums was what the car cost), I can't imagine they'd go for anything worth more than say an S-Class.
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/13/09

    @something_unique_and_descripti...: Maybe there's factory insurance?
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