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Detroit, 9:56 PM
Thu Dec 10
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09/09/09
And the flamin' wreck sure smells like heck,
When the crash is this complete,
OOOOoookayama... where Italian ponies meet their doom,
Where a film of rain can cause such pain,
And send one more Enzo to it's tooooooomb!
(OK, really, really sorry for the showtune reference, but SOMEONE had to do it).
09/08/09
09/08/09
If Error, Raze. Refrain.
Earner...Roar...Fire...Friz.
Rare Air, Frier Frozen.
09/08/09
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09/08/09
You lose all self-restraint
And dumbass you can't drive it
You may be rich, but you're not trained
No car lasts forever
But you clipped a guardrail changing lanes.
I guess it's hard to drive an Enzo
In a light September rain
09/08/09
09/08/09
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09/08/09
...and I was holding back how I really feel about them. I'll save it for when we get another Top 10 Ugly cars post.
09/08/09
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09/08/09
Did anyone hear the words "Hold my Sake" before the crash?
09/08/09
Owner says it's not his fault,
Dieter ran away.
09/08/09
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Gentle Rain
Bank accounts are feeling Enzo drain
Gentle Rain
Jalopnik says it must be here again
Gentle Rain
The pictures make you wonder how it went
Gentle Rain
Call the cops and take a grainy pic
Gentle Rain
Pose in front and make a gesture, dick
09/08/09
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09/08/09
06/29/09
At least this one escaped with its dignity intact.
06/29/09
Wait...er...wrong cause. Sorry. Carry on.
06/29/09
in your heart
And I know that it is love
And this place could be
much brighter than tomorrow
And if you really try
You'll find there's no need to cry
In this place you'll feel
There's no crashing into tirewalls
There Are Ways
To Get There
If You Care Enough
For The Enzo
Make A Little Space
Make A Better Race...
Heal The World
Make It A Faster Place
For You And For Me
And The Entire Hooning Race
There Are People Crashing
If You Care Enough
For the Enzo
Make A Better Place
For You And For Me
06/29/09
We are the world!
We are the children!
We are the ones who make a brighter day,
So let's start giving!
There's a choice we're making,
We're saving our own lives!
It's true we'll make a better day,
Just you and me!