@theeastbaykid: Eh, I had a bit of fun goosing the throttle on a B4000 yesterday, while driving on a wet field. I wouldn't take one to Tail of the Dragon, but they're fun in their own way.
But yes, when I have children, they will be carted around in a 5 (with manual), and will know what it is to hoon (in responsible ways, when mommy's not looking of course).
Once upon a time there was a tiny, tiny chicken named Chicken Little. One day Chicken Little was scratching on Jalopnik when an engine came on screen. "Oh," cried Chicken Little, "the SKY is coming. I must go tell the king."
So Chicken Little ran and ran, and she met Henny Penny. "Where do you travel so fast, Chicken Little?" asked Henny Penny.
"Ah, Henny Penny," said Chicken Little, "the SKY is coming, and I must go and tell the king." "How do you know that the SKY is coming, Chicken Little?" asked Henny Penny.
"I saw it with my eyes, I heard it with my ears, and a press release said so," said Chicken Little. "I will go with you to the king," said Henny Penny. So they ran along together, and they met Ducky Daddles. "Where do you travel so fast?" asked Ducky Daddles.
"Ah, Ducky Daddles," said Chicken Little, "the SKY is coming, and Henny Penny and I go to tell the king." "How do you know that the SKY is coming, Chicken Little?" asked Ducky Daddles.
"I saw it with my eyes, I heard it with my ears, and a press release said so," said Chicken Little. "I will go with you to the king," said Ducky Daddles. So they ran along together, and they met Goosey Loosey. "Where do you travel so fast, Chicken Little?" asked Goosey Loosey.
"Ah, Goosey Loosey," said Chicken Little, "the SKY is coming. Henny Penny and Ducky Daddles and I go to tell the king." "How do you know that the SKY is coming, Chicken Little?" asked Goosey Loosey.
"I saw it with my eyes, I heard it with my ears, and a press release said so," said Chicken Little. "I will go with you," said Goosey Loosey. So they ran along together, and they met Turkey Lurkey. "Where do you travel so fast, Chicken Little?" asked Turkey Lurkey.
"Ah, Turkey Lurkey," said Chicken Little, "the SKY is coming, and Henny Penny and Ducky Daddles and Goosey Loosey and I go to tell the king." "How do you know that the SKY is coming?" asked Turkey Lurkey.
"I saw it with my eyes, I heard it with my ears, and a press release said so," said Chicken Little. "I will go with you to the king," said Turkey Lurkey. So they ran along together, and they met Foxy Loxy. "Where do you travel so fast, Chicken Little?" asked Foxy Loxy.
"Ah, Foxy Loxy," said Chicken Little, "the SKY is coming, and we go to tell the king." "Do you know the way to the king's house?" asked Foxy Loxy.
"No," said Chicken Little.
"No," said Henny Penny.
"No," said Ducky Daddles.
"No," said Goosey Loosey.
"No," said Turkey Lurkey.
"Then come with me and I will show you," said Foxy Loxy. And just as he was about to lead them into his den to eat them...
...the SKY fell on him.
"Oh dear," said Chicken Little.
"We're too late," said Henny Penny.
"Poor Foxy Loxy," said Ducky Daddles.
"No sense in going to the king," said Goosey Loosey.
"Nothing to do now but go home," said Turkey Lurkey.
And they did.
The moral of the story: New engines will save us from being eaten by blandness.
They might not be the most reliable things, but each time mazda has learned from their mistakes, and improved the engine for the following generation. It would truly be a loss to every car nut if the only company that built rotaries ceased to do so.
You don't like rotary-powered cars? Then they're not for you. Luckily for your sake, there are THOUSANDS of different piston-engined cars. Go get one of those, and leave the RXs to people who can appreciate them.
@MadcowsDiseased: +1. I spent the better part of this past weekend fawning over an RX-8, and taking off the engine cover to admire the rotary (and just how compact it is). It's weird, unusual, and drinks a bit of oil, and I love it for that.
As much as I don't like them, it's nice to see some auto transmission improvements aimed at efficiency (besides just adding more gears) and providing more direct power transfer. Seeing as I have to compromise with at least one of my cars being an auto so the g/f can drive it, a GOOD auto is a big attraction. Now if I could get that diesel engine in a Mazda 3 hatch (or better yet, a 6 wagon)
It seems sort of appropriate that when it comes to Diesel and Direct Injection engines, the SKY is blue. But with automatic transmissions, the SKY is grey.
But a SKY-D in a 2 would be a fantastic commuter car.
I've come to the conclusion that ever piece of PR coming out of GM is now 100% bullshit that will be completely reversed by the next press release. Of course that press release will also be bullshit.
Sometimes I hope they just go bankrupt. I'm sick of their crap.
If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was starred
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I hope that engine is easier to work on than the Prius engine. I just changed the PCV valve in my Wife's 02' Prius and unlike most cars where it just sits on top of the valve cover within easy reach the one on hers was buried underneath tons of crap and also required the removal of the whole windshield wiper system and pan below it.
Welcome to car maintanance in the new century. Try changing the serpentine belt on a Chevy Equinox. Can you say "remove engine mount raise engine"? I knew that you could.
@maximum-sienna: uninspiring utility. Now in pearl white.: Woohoo Now I can blame my run-on sentences on Jalopnik. Years from now I'll still be claiming the punctuation is screwed up on Jalopnik pushing my punctuation errors onto someone else.
Wait (comma) they're canceling construction of the plant (comma) but are still planning to build the engine there (question mark) I don't know if Flint Michigan is the most appropriate venue for an alfresco engine facility (period)
That engine is just so cute I just want to pinch its little PCV hose. I bet you could just lift it out of the car and put it on your bench for servicing.
@Ash78: Pressure Control Valve? Packed cell volume? Positive Crankcase Ventilation? Peace Corps Volunteer? Pony Club Victoria? Powered Combat Vest? Partido Comunista de Venezuela?
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But yes, when I have children, they will be carted around in a 5 (with manual), and will know what it is to hoon (in responsible ways, when mommy's not looking of course).
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Mazda, be the US's savior and bring a good TD to the States with a very good automatic.
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So Chicken Little ran and ran, and she met Henny Penny. "Where do you travel so fast, Chicken Little?" asked Henny Penny.
"Ah, Henny Penny," said Chicken Little, "the SKY is coming, and I must go and tell the king." "How do you know that the SKY is coming, Chicken Little?" asked Henny Penny.
"I saw it with my eyes, I heard it with my ears, and a press release said so," said Chicken Little. "I will go with you to the king," said Henny Penny. So they ran along together, and they met Ducky Daddles. "Where do you travel so fast?" asked Ducky Daddles.
"Ah, Ducky Daddles," said Chicken Little, "the SKY is coming, and Henny Penny and I go to tell the king." "How do you know that the SKY is coming, Chicken Little?" asked Ducky Daddles.
"I saw it with my eyes, I heard it with my ears, and a press release said so," said Chicken Little. "I will go with you to the king," said Ducky Daddles. So they ran along together, and they met Goosey Loosey. "Where do you travel so fast, Chicken Little?" asked Goosey Loosey.
"Ah, Goosey Loosey," said Chicken Little, "the SKY is coming. Henny Penny and Ducky Daddles and I go to tell the king." "How do you know that the SKY is coming, Chicken Little?" asked Goosey Loosey.
"I saw it with my eyes, I heard it with my ears, and a press release said so," said Chicken Little. "I will go with you," said Goosey Loosey. So they ran along together, and they met Turkey Lurkey. "Where do you travel so fast, Chicken Little?" asked Turkey Lurkey.
"Ah, Turkey Lurkey," said Chicken Little, "the SKY is coming, and Henny Penny and Ducky Daddles and Goosey Loosey and I go to tell the king." "How do you know that the SKY is coming?" asked Turkey Lurkey.
"I saw it with my eyes, I heard it with my ears, and a press release said so," said Chicken Little. "I will go with you to the king," said Turkey Lurkey. So they ran along together, and they met Foxy Loxy. "Where do you travel so fast, Chicken Little?" asked Foxy Loxy.
"Ah, Foxy Loxy," said Chicken Little, "the SKY is coming, and we go to tell the king." "Do you know the way to the king's house?" asked Foxy Loxy.
"No," said Chicken Little.
"No," said Henny Penny.
"No," said Ducky Daddles.
"No," said Goosey Loosey.
"No," said Turkey Lurkey.
"Then come with me and I will show you," said Foxy Loxy. And just as he was about to lead them into his den to eat them...
...the SKY fell on him.
"Oh dear," said Chicken Little.
"We're too late," said Henny Penny.
"Poor Foxy Loxy," said Ducky Daddles.
"No sense in going to the king," said Goosey Loosey.
"Nothing to do now but go home," said Turkey Lurkey.
And they did.
The moral of the story: New engines will save us from being eaten by blandness.
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Seriously? You really made me laugh! I love it!
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They might not be the most reliable things, but each time mazda has learned from their mistakes, and improved the engine for the following generation. It would truly be a loss to every car nut if the only company that built rotaries ceased to do so.
You don't like rotary-powered cars? Then they're not for you. Luckily for your sake, there are THOUSANDS of different piston-engined cars. Go get one of those, and leave the RXs to people who can appreciate them.
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But a SKY-D in a 2 would be a fantastic commuter car.
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Sometimes I hope they just go bankrupt. I'm sick of their crap.
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They come and go
They come and go
Writing would be easy if my clauses we like a child
Short dumb and wild
Short dumb and wild
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Welcome to car maintanance in the new century. Try changing the serpentine belt on a Chevy Equinox. Can you say "remove engine mount raise engine"? I knew that you could.
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Now (comma) where did I put my copy of Brathwaite (period)
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