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    Image of RoninianHoon RoninianHoon
    11/07/08

    In reply to Watch A Police Car Make Love To A Camry, Now With Video!
    To all the cops out there who yell red faced at people who take longer to pull over to a safe zone, if you wanna fraud your precinct for faulty insurance claims by getting hit by a car just go play in traffic. I'm sure someone will clip you if you do it long enough. Don't be mad at the guy trying to protect your and his life by playing it safe.


    /if you pull people over in the middle of a traffic lane you should not be a cop. Isn't there and IQ test for this shit? Maybe add a hothead clause into the mix as well... you make me sick...

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/31/08

    In reply to Watch A Police Car Make Love To A Camry, Now With Video!
    I watched this video again. I have a Camry and a Grand Marq. I have an inclined driveway. I think I better keep one of them parked on the street.

    Who knew Camrys were such randy little bastards?
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    Image of Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable Serious Mopar Jones- Incurable
    10/31/08

    In reply to Watch A Police Car Make Love To A Camry, Now With Video!
    Pfft- is that really what a Camry sounds like maxed out? I've got an electric chainsaw that sounds beefier than that.
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    10/31/08

    In reply to Watch A Police Car Make Love To A Camry, Now With Video!
    Maybe auto trees for seniors should read:


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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    10/31/08

    @Ash78: Neutral is supposed to be the buffer. PRNDL.
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    Image of mzs mzs
    10/31/08

    In reply to Watch A Police Car Make Love To A Camry, Now With Video!
    Man do I feel like a chimp every time I click on that triangle in the first picture.
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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    10/31/08

    @mzs: If you're doing the click with a robotic arm controlled by your brain via an implanted electrode array...then you're certainly welcome here.
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    Image of Evil-Jeremy Evil-Jeremy
    10/31/08

    In reply to Watch A Police Car Make Love To A Camry, Now With Video!
    That dickhead should be charged with attempted murder of a police officer, be sent to jail for a good long time and be stripped of his license for life. I have no sympathy for people who try to attack others using their cars. It's a deadly weapon if used that way.


    It's like a chainsaw, they're very useful and often downright fun, but it can do horrific damage if someone decides to use one to throw a temper tantrum.

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    Image of Mad_Science Mad_Science
    10/31/08

    @Evil-Jeremy: What part of "clueless, confused old guy" did you miss?


    Between putting the blinker on and staying stuck on the gas, it's obvious he's have a serious senior moment.

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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    10/31/08

    @Evil-Jeremy: On the other hand, maybe it was an accident. Not nearly as cool, but plausible.


    Put your gun and gavel down and slowly step back.

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    10/31/08

    In reply to Watch A Police Car Make Love To A Camry, Now With Video!
    Car Ramrod
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    Image of Graverobber Graverobber
    10/31/08

    In reply to Watch A Police Car Make Love To A Camry, Now With Video!
    Violating Illinois Vehicle Code: Sec. 11‑203? $359.00.


    Damage repair to Buffalo Grove police cruiser? $4,679.73.


    Stickin' it to the man while claiming alzheimer's? Priceless.

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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/31/08

    In reply to Watch A Police Car Make Love To A Camry, Now With Video!
    A bad cop would have slammed the Vic foward just enough to flip the Camry on its top. Or maybe shove it on down the street in an entertaining version of a wheelbarrow race.


    You couldn't pay me enough to be a cop.

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    Image of J. Shirley J. Shirley
    10/31/08

    @NovaloadMissesPolar: I think you mean "good cop"
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    Image of SuzanneD SuzanneD
    10/31/08

    @J. Shirley: My thoughts exactly.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/31/08

    @SuzanneD: I know. But I didn't want to say it. If I had an edit button, I would say, "a bad-ass cop!"
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    Image of mechimike mechimike
    10/31/08

    In reply to Watch A Police Car Make Love To A Camry, Now With Video!
    "Turn the car off! Turn the car off!"


    This has made mine, and 2 co-worker's, Friday.

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    Image of layabout layabout
    10/31/08

    In reply to Watch A Police Car Make Love To A Camry, Now With Video!
    Could have guessed the Toyota was the bender & not the sender.
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    Image of Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing
    10/31/08

    @layabout: "Bender" versus "Sender"... that's a new euphanism to me; I shall be sure to encorporate that turn of phrase when writing my online porn reviews. Love it, definitely a keeper...!
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    Image of layabout layabout
    10/31/08

    @Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: Haha,well at last someone appreciates my humour.
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    Image of nataku8_e30 nataku8_e30
    10/31/08

    In reply to Watch A Police Car Make Love To A Camry, Now With Video!
    Hope he spends some time behind bars...
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    Image of acarr260 acarr260
    10/31/08

    @nataku83: For running over a cop car on accident?! I'd buy him a beer...
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    Image of Ash78, cube farmer Ash78, cube farmer
    10/31/08

    In reply to Watch A Police Car Make Love To A Camry, Now With Video!
    Were they stopped in a traffic lane? That didn't look like a shoulder. I was always taught to wave at the cop or put your hazards on, then turn into a parking lot. Never stop on a busy road with no shoulder.


    This situation is one of those cases where you can actually say "Behold the power of FWD!" RWD would have stopped as soon as the tires lifted.


    And yes, that gen of Camry sits very ass-high.

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    Image of Number_Six Number_Six
    10/31/08

    In reply to Watch A Police Car Make Love To A Camry, Now With Video!
    Thus supporting my theory that inside every grey Camry is a boiling mass of average little person just busting to go all "Falling Down" on muthafukkas.
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    Image of mechimike mechimike
    10/31/08

    @Number_Six: Didn't Michael Douglas drive a Chevette in that movie? I remember in the beginning, when the A/C craps out on him. Classic.
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    10/31/08

    @Number_Six: I was wondering what the name of that movie was! I love this place.
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    10/31/08

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