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Uncle Bo
11/09/09

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NOS has been my favorite energy drink for the past year or so. The "stock" NOS in orange/tangerine flavor is best, but they also offer NOS in fruit punch and grape flavors.

I'm long burned out on Rockstar, long burned out on Monster, never like Red Bull, don't like AMP cuz I don't like Mtn Dew, haven't found another brand I like better than NOS. I wish I could buy it by the case. #nos
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jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware
11/09/09

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Such language Matt!

Entertaining, though I have never been into energy drinks. Nothing can compare to the classic cup of black coffee, IMO. #nos
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Mobius
11/09/09

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Don't all energy drinks look like radioactive piss? And sometimes give you radioactive piss? #nos
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scotte
11/09/09

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I've seen some nitwit pour a bottle of this into his sportbike's fuel tank, thinking it was an energy boost for his engine.

Boy, was he ever wrong! #nos
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fuchikoma
11/09/09

@scotte: That was epic.
[jalopnik.com] #nos
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leavethegun-takethecannoli
11/09/09

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The children of the eighties would call us sissies.

We drink energy drinks- full of chemicals in a supposed organic age.

They kept it truly organic and used the powder of the coca leaf. It supposedly kept them up for days. Even longer if it was taken from the rear of an exotic entertainer. #nos
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Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet
11/09/09

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Nice review. That's some hard hitting, investigative journanilmalism there.

Why anyone wants to name their beverage after New Old Stock parts is a puzzlement. #nos
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bzr
11/09/09

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wake me up when they bring back Surge. #nos
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bjones2004
11/09/09

@bzr: I'm waiting on that. Right now its vault and it sucks. #nos
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55Hardtop
11/09/09

@bzr: Jesus, I remember that shit from high-school. They showed up and gave almost the entire school free samples, people were literally bouncing off the walls and having caffine induced psychosis! I swear I could feel my teeth dissolving after drinking a can. #nos
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dataPOG
11/09/09

@bzr: surge was awesome, had it once was up for 36 hours.

I crashed at some point and don't remember how i got to my bed, I was still functioning as a normal member of society according to my parents. That was my best day evar! #nos
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thecrazydanish
11/10/09

@bzr: I agree Surge was where its at back in the day, not to mention their commercials rocked. I moved to Denmark for a year in 99 and found their marketing department didn't think Surge would sound good in Danish. So they named it Urge instead which in my opinion sounded even more hilarious in Danish. #nos
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John S. Kliemann
11/10/09

@bzr: There are tons of people out there that still want surge back. I'd be one of them. #nos
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Steeze McQueen
11/09/09

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mine and Tyrone's drink of choice...SHA-ZAM! #nos
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mytdawg
11/09/09

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I've had Red Bull in Jager-bombs. That "experience" was enough to convince me that I don't like energy drinks. Had a Jolt cola once and it gave me a stomach ache.

I pretty much stick with crystal meth and unfiltered cigarettes. I think it's healthier. #nos
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skaycog
11/09/09

@mytdawg: You made me laugh out loud (LOL in the business)! #nos
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mytdawg
11/09/09

@skaycog: I'm honored, your GT40-ness. #nos
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P161911 probably shoudn't have
11/09/09

@mytdawg: I don't smoke, but I'm pretty sure if Nicorette had been over the counter when I was in college I would have used it. #nos
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skaycog
11/09/09

@mytdawg: You just made me do it again! This must be my mytdawg tickles me day. #nos
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mytdawg
11/09/09

@skaycog: Well if you ever need a video of flies getting it on, I'm the man...

Isn't Internet tickling some kind of sex crime? #nos
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mytdawg
11/09/09

@P161911 probably shoudn't have: I've said it before, I smoke for other people's health because there would definitely be a couple more dead people if I didn't. #nos
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skaycog
11/09/09

@mytdawg: I'll remember that you have a p0rn fly video. Thanks, I think?
Tickling (the tee hee kind) is okay; other tickling might be illegal. #nos
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mytdawg
11/09/09

@skaycog: No, no - I don't have the fly porn, too kinky for me. I just found and posted it in response to a request further down the thread...

I knew there would be one out there somewhere. #nos
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dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!
11/09/09

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My engine was running a little rough so I put two bottles of this in my gas tank. Now my car won't start. I think the stuff sucks. #nos
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Mischif
11/09/09

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If you drink too much of it does your colon fall out? #nos
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Stitchopoulis
11/09/09

@Mischif: I sure hope so, then I'd have proof that I haven't drank too much of it. #nos
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Pessimippopotamus
11/09/09

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I got through 3 days of full-on race weekend spectating thanks to NOS samples. They taste like generic soda, but you do get some buzz. But overall, pretty awful junky stuff.
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Sloop_John_B
11/09/09

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I've just never "needed" a boost from one of these things. I find that food and water gives me the energy that I require. Hell, throw in some exercise and I can forget about sleeping. I don't drink coffee or energy drinks. I have the occaisional Coke, but that's for the super satisfying taste. #nos
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BlueRSX
11/09/09

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in for vids of flys farking. #nos
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mytdawg
11/09/09

@BlueRSX: Ask and you shall receive... #nos
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BlueRSX
11/10/09

@mytdawg: in for a 2009 Aqua Blue Metallic Porsche 911 GT2 in my driveway. ^_^ #nos
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mytdawg
11/10/09

@BlueRSX: Would you settle for a frog instead? #nos
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racerx
11/09/09

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Hmm #nos
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