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07/06/09
07/06/09
And really though, it might not really be 8 miles, right? I mean, fixing a meter?
How hard can it be? (Hammond: Don't say that!)
07/06/09
buy 14 Tata Nanos
buy 234 ipod Nanos
buy 70 LeMons cars
buy a house in Mississippi
buy 7014 HotWheels
buy 2500 shots at this expensive-ass bar in Manhattan
buy a Miata and throw on a sick turbo kit
buy another Miata and throw in an LS1/3/9
adopt an infinite number of puppies and kittens from an animal shelter
feed only a certain number of aforementioned puppies and kittens for a finite period of time
start an electric car company
buy and restore to pristine condition an FD RX-7
fly all my Jalopnik friends out to California so they can experience the awesome
avoid going into debt on my tuition
hire Transylvanian hookers to fight to the death in a jello ring
buy myself a gaudy bauble
buy 95 years worth of Vitamin Water at a rate of one a day
rent a Murciélago for 11.5 days in Monaco
buy a 993 911
buy a C5 Z06
make myself look like Megan Fox
have the most badass aquarium in the world
hire a midget orchestra to follow me around and give my life a soundtrack
buy 0.0025 of a Veyron
get my car washed 3181 times
go shopping with Paris Hilton and drop all my money at expensive stores so she does too in the spirit of camaraderie, then sneak back later and return all the stuff and get my money back. Repeat until she's a worthless skank financially as well as morally.
build myself an incredibly awesome garage
own a very tiny piece of an F1 car
spend the rest of my life autocrossing
obtain a minute amount of unobtainium
buy John Thain's toilet
shoot a polar bear
buy a mountain of crack big enough to ski on
hire someone to come up with a list of funny things to do with $35000 instead of buying a PM Yellow Beetle
07/06/09
buy 14 Tata Nanos: No
buy 234 ipod Nanos: Maybe
buy 70 LeMons cars: Hell yes
buy a house in Mississippi: Uh, I dunno anything about Mississippi
buy 7014 HotWheels: Yes, and I'd "paint" my house with that
buy 2500 shots at this expensive-ass bar in Manhattan: And drink them all?
buy a Miata and throw on a sick turbo kit: You've done half of this, right?
buy another Miata and throw in an LS1/3/9: Oh, yes
adopt an infinite number of puppies and kittens from an animal shelter: And still have money left
feed only a certain number of aforementioned puppies and kittens for a finite period of time: Watch out for the PETA ninjas
start an electric car company: Sure, just save a bit for the inevitable trip to DC to ask for money
buy and restore to pristine condition an FD RX-7: Jalpnik should knight you
fly all my Jalopnik friends out to California so they can experience the awesome: That, I can totally get behind
avoid going into debt on my tuition: Unlike everyone else
hire Transylvanian hookers to fight to the death in a jello ring: www.fleshbot.com
buy myself a gaudy bauble: Or lots of Lamborghini ones
buy 95 years worth of Vitamin Water at a rate of one a day: That's the only way you will actually be able to use 95 years of vitamin water, if you believe them
rent a Murciélago for 11.5 days in Monaco: And have not money for the casinos?
buy a 993 911: If you are 40
buy a C5 Z06: If you are from Kentucky
make myself look like Megan Fox: You don't already?
have the most badass aquarium in the world: Lasers and sharks go well together, I'm told
hire a midget orchestra to follow me around and give my life a soundtrack: The politically correct term is "dwarf"
buy 0.0025 of a Veyron: Still, it's a Veyron
get my car washed 3181 times: :D
go shopping with Paris Hilton and drop all my money at expensive stores so she does too in the spirit of camaraderie, then sneak back later and return all the stuff and get my money back. Repeat until she's a worthless skank financially as well as morally.: We will pool our funds for you to do that, it's like charity, really
build myself an incredibly awesome garage: Deep down, you are a man
own a very tiny piece of an F1 car: A paddle on the steering wheel?
spend the rest of my life autocrossing: Just don't forget to comment on Jalopnik
obtain a minute amount of unobtainium: Are we about to have an element with a name with 5 "e"s?
buy John Thain's toilet: ? :P
shoot a polar bear: Just burn the icecap it's on, and watch it swim to its death /cruel
buy a mountain of crack big enough to ski on: Breathing is key to good skiing, I heard
hire someone to come up with a list of funny things to do with $35000 instead of buying a PM Yellow Beetle: The Jalopnik commentariat will do it for free!!!
/time-wasting
07/06/09
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07/06/09
Someone's gonna have serious buyer's remorse on this car.
07/06/09
07/06/09
But not for this price tag. Wouldn't "VWs for Dummies" be a smarter investment?
07/06/09
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07/06/09
Pass the pipe.
...Several times.
07/06/09
That display of business acumen and automotive intelligence would make me vey wary of buying anything else from them.
07/06/09
07/06/09
Get smart, folks!
07/06/09
I wouldn't trust 'em....pass the pipe.
07/06/09