Keep Her Away from J.J. and Victor!

Speaking, as we were, of good ol' ThnderBlt, we noticed that one of his classmates from his rather chichi and exclusive high school made the news recently when she got all hepped up on a booze/Aleve cocktail and stole an ambulance on the Stanford campus. Two paramedics had a drunken student on a stretcher when law… » 6/11/07 7:30pm 6/11/07 7:30pm

Blinded By The (Changing Traffic) Light

An extra hour of sleep feels so good after a late night of coke and hookers. We wish we could always sleep in, if only we didn't have to be at work in 15 minutes. How could we get to work faster so we could sleep more? Oh, wait, we know! We could totally get one of these gadgets and speed to work in record time. Ah,… » 4/21/06 12:00pm 4/21/06 12:00pm