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    Two UK Soccer Stars Join Chrome Mercedes SLR McLaren Craze
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/15/09

    In reply to Two UK Soccer Stars Join Chrome Mercedes SLR McLaren Craze
    Well, small minds are pleased by trifles, to borrow from Ovid.


    Tiny children, jackdaws, packrats, bimbos and himbos, bowerbirds--they all just love shiny things. The shinier, the better.

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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/15/09

    In reply to Two UK Soccer Stars Join Chrome Mercedes SLR McLaren Craze
    I, for one, support the Premier League salary caps. But then again, we wouldn't be having such interesting conversations on Jalopnik without those crazy footballers.
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    05/15/09

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    They so deserve this (along with many other footballers)


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    Image of Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp
    05/15/09

    In reply to Two UK Soccer Stars Join Chrome Mercedes SLR McLaren Craze
    Yet another person taking one of the most hideous-in-stock-trim cars ever built, and making it even more soul-scarring. Great.


    I'm waiting for the owner of my company to get his AMG CL and CLS chromed, at this point.

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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    05/15/09

    In reply to Two UK Soccer Stars Join Chrome Mercedes SLR McLaren Craze
    I imagine the owner of a chromed SLR discusses the size of his penis in the same terms the rest of us use to discuss our belly buttons: "innie" or "outie"?
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    Image of John Krewson John Krewson
    05/15/09

    In reply to Two UK Soccer Stars Join Chrome Mercedes SLR McLaren Craze
    There's a lot I don't understand about Association Football, but I'm glad to see that pro-athlete tastelessness knows no country.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    05/15/09

    In reply to Two UK Soccer Stars Join Chrome Mercedes SLR McLaren Craze
    Carlos Teves drives an ice cream truck. The ice cream truck makes it easier to attract then eat small children.
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    Image of Kirk Douglas Kirk Douglas
    05/15/09

    In reply to Two UK Soccer Stars Join Chrome Mercedes SLR McLaren Craze
    And yet, these still have less chrome than my '58 Edsel.
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    Image of skaycog skaycog
    05/15/09

    @Kirk Douglas: And less chrome than my '58 Buick.
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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    05/15/09

    @skaycog: But both of your vehicles are way cooler than these tacky things.
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    Image of ChiSwede ChiSwede
    05/15/09

    In reply to Two UK Soccer Stars Join Chrome Mercedes SLR McLaren Craze
    Am I safe to assume that if someone slightly bumps one of these while they're driving it, it goes into a 3 block barrel roll?
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    05/15/09

    @ChiSwede: They are not made in Italy so they only roll for 1 block.
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    05/15/09

    In reply to Two UK Soccer Stars Join Chrome Mercedes SLR McLaren Craze
    Okay, you english types aren't allowed to make fun of US Football anymore after this. At least a pimped out Escalade doesn't look like a "Steely Dan."
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    Image of tenbeers tenbeers
    05/15/09

    @Skunky: Seriously. This is the country that thinks a Corvette is "too brash".
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    05/15/09

    @Skunky: Maybe they're reeling in the years?

    /tried Steely Dan joke, failed
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/15/09

    @Skunky: Well, footballers (of either kind) are a slightly different breed who tend to branch out of what they should stick to doing (kicking footballs) and into what is probably best left to people here.


    Much the same with Rappers. I'm looking at you, dawg.

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    Image of Muscles Marinara Muscles Marinara
    05/15/09

    @Mobius_1:


    What would ever make you think rappers don't know anything about cars... you never heard E-40s "Muscle Cars"? Cause I don't know about you, but when I think of muscle cars, 90s "Chavels", 80s "Cuts" and Caprice Classics with 300inch rims are the first things that come to my mind.

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    05/15/09

    @franzouse, weekend jalop...: They've got heavy rollers. I think you should know.
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    05/15/09

    @Muscles Marinara: The music video for "Country Grammar" is great, as long as the sound's turned off. Same reason.
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    05/15/09

    In reply to Two UK Soccer Stars Join Chrome Mercedes SLR McLaren Craze
    Henry, Makelele, Gallas are all known for being car nuts, but Djibril Cisse is probably the most extreme car nut:


    I never said he had good taste.



    Of course, the only reason they can afford those is because they played in the English Premiere League

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    05/15/09

    @franzouse, weekend jalop...: the tron wheels are a nice touch.
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    Image of Franzouse Franzouse
    05/15/09

    @skulldriveshaft can now be found on google streetview: Maybe, but can they make up for that Grille?
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    Image of Mobius Mobius
    05/15/09

    @franzouse, weekend jalop...: That's not really being a car nut. It's just being nuts.
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    Image of Deartháir II Deartháir II
    05/15/09

    In reply to Two UK Soccer Stars Join Chrome Mercedes SLR McLaren Craze
    It's the only way to be sure it's protected from Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan when they throw eggs at it.


    /OMG, you guys, that's like SO mature.

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    Image of pauljones pauljones
    05/15/09

    @Deartháir:


    No, I think the only thing that would keep them from approaching such a car would be the fear the reflection from the car would make them look fat.

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    Image of domino domino
    05/15/09

    @Deartháir: i thought it would be a great trap for them both. paris would pose in the reflection, or just be transfixed by "all of the shiny." lohan would see it as the biggest, most expensive mirror ever and bust out the private stash.
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    Image of engineerd engineerd
    05/15/09

    In reply to Two UK Soccer Stars Join Chrome Mercedes SLR McLaren Craze
    This is really going to piss Adebayor off. That boy's ego is out of control and now he won't have the most unique car in the lot at Arsenal Stadium.



    Go Gunners!

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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    05/15/09

    In reply to Two UK Soccer Stars Join Chrome Mercedes SLR McLaren Craze
    If I ever see one of these (without going blind, that is), it will be very difficult to resist the temptation to leave a few of my greasiest fingerprints on the hood.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    05/15/09

    @combat chuck: More like ass-prints down the fender.


    We could put up wanted posters all over school: Have you seen this ass? Report immediately to Beula Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this ass, as it is armed and dangerous.

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    Image of Leeeeena the Jalopchick Leeeeena the Jalopchick
    05/15/09

    In reply to Two UK Soccer Stars Join Chrome Mercedes SLR McLaren Craze
    Somebody cobble together a joke involving a chrome car, German plates, a British owner, and terrible parking jobs. I'm gonna go eat some lunch, and I expect to see some awesome entries when I get back!
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