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If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face was unstarred
BILLY MAYS FOR THE NEW OPEL AMPERA, NOW WITH AMAZING VOLTEC TECHNOLOGY!
Billy sez: Your electric car may not get you far, but with the Opel Ampera, you'll be a battery-powered terror, so get Voltec today and start saving right away!
@graverobber: Philip Landrigan Edition: I don't buy anything unless there's at least three "BUT WAIT"s at the end of the ad, and at least 5x the stated value of the original item in "free, yours to keep" promotional stuff.
So a $20 item... sorry, $19.99 plus $4.95 shipping and handling!... must have three BUT WAIT statements, and at least $100 worth of "free" extras.
And I actually have to be willing to pay $20 for the pile of crap they're giving me. Which usually means "nothing from Billy Mays".
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If you reverse the image you get much better contrast, ya jackass...
And if you turn down the gamma you can see what the actual production model will look like:
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Okay, technically, we have domino and SuzanneD and MarywithanM and Jaguarchick... but I think that's about it.
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And to all the ladies in the house, I'd like to say, "How you doin'?"
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Chevy Volt, Opel Ampera... can we expect a Saturn Wattsit in 2011? (Assuming Saturn is still around, that is...)
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Billy sez: Your electric car may not get you far, but with the Opel Ampera, you'll be a battery-powered terror, so get Voltec today and start saving right away!
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Thanks.
God, next time I'll do the Professor from Futurama.
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So a $20 item... sorry, $19.99 plus $4.95 shipping and handling!... must have three BUT WAIT statements, and at least $100 worth of "free" extras.
And I actually have to be willing to pay $20 for the pile of crap they're giving me. Which usually means "nothing from Billy Mays".
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